This is actually such a great idea for a character haha a pacifist biologist/naturalist type trying to gather as much knowledge about the world's creatures before the rest of the party pummels them to pulp
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Did he turn into Jimmy Carter in the second one?
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Do I look like I know what's going on here?
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So far we've had unlimited bardic inspiration. Also I finally used my first weapons attack instead of a spell and got to hammer something to death.
Hyperbole because @Smacktard is such an inspiring pacifist.
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@Tommy Boy - Consider this me assisting your learning of D&D!
(Just don't study Jon's rolls)
Fucking right? I mean, to be fair, most of my rolls have been fairly valuable... but god, when I miss, they are embarrassing. One minute I'm firing an arrow accurately across a room at a fume drake and the next I'm staring at a crytal like that scene in BASEketball...
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Such is the way of the dice. One minute a scholar, left minute a pleb.
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I get it. I just hate the dramatic differences from a narrative standpoint because they make for really weird interactions. Like... I know I want to check that crystal, but now I critically failed the roll, and essentially pants myself and sat on the crystal instead. I don't know if my character is intelligent, like he was originally written, or a complete moron. Lol...
Either way, now I'm stuck waiting, doing nothing and hoping SOMEONE finds something... lol
That's why you always go chaotic neutral. It's all canon, baby!
What the fuck
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See, this is the D&D gods sense of humor. Let's all make fun of Jon's critical fail rolls. But we'll let him be the first person to roll a nat69.
And it needs to somehow contain Nice.
Critical Nice.
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I hope you realize you just burned all your dice luck in the Tavern.
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