Discussion Tavern: The Wary Wolf

[Kutshort Yes]

Couldn't find a gif for it either

 

[Dungeon Master]

It’s all about the Benjamins

 

[TD]

Me watching the group roll terrible iniative rolls.

Meanwhile, Jon with his new 69 dice badge.

 

[Short Order]

At least two of us (the last of us to roll) got in the double digits...

But watch the dragon strike first and kill two people in a single blow.

 

[TD]

Y'all about to be eaten by a giant fire snake while my group is on a cliffhanger to see who dies to the giant poison snake.

Those snakes are trouble.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Y'all about to be eaten by a giant fire snake while my group is on a cliffhanger to see who dies to the giant poison snake.

Those snakes are trouble.

I blame the half-orc.

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

I blame the half-orc.

 

[Moonsprout Beandirt]

Man what good is being persuasive when I can't speak dragon

 

[Short Order]

Man what good is being persuasive when I can't speak dragon

Try playing some dragonforce

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Don't worry about it. It's just a newly born little lizard.

... until it's mom comes around. Then we're fucked.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Y'all about to be eaten by a giant fire snake while my group is on a cliffhanger to see who dies to the giant poison snake.

Those snakes are trouble.

Just don’t eat the snake

 

[Moonsprout Beandirt]

Try playing some dragonforce

This day YOU have given ME bardic inspiration

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

You know, it wouldn't be a horrible kind of homebrewesque rule to give Moonsprout extra bardic inspirations to give out if we give him a hard pacifist tag. Could maybe sort that out with Vash and Ben after this campaign.

 

[Short Order]

You know, it wouldn't be a horrible kind of homebrewesque rule to give Moonsprout extra bardic inspirations to give out if we give him a hard pacifist tag. Could maybe sort that out with Vash and Ben after this campaign.

He has Bardic Inspiration with a bonus action of HardDick Inspiration when there's some cool shit for him to look at.

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

He has Bardic Inspiration with a bonus action of HardDick Inspiration when there's some cool shit for him to look at.

I guess that's why he's always staring at Mai'Cokk so eagerly.

 

[Moonsprout Beandirt]

I like trying to think of creative ways to approach combat as a pacifist, but after fighting 3 dragons in a row the creativity sort of starts to wane

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

I like trying to think of creative ways to approach combat as a pacifist, but after fighting 3 dragons in a row the creativity sort of starts to wane

It's a rough campaign for you for sure. And we haven't even gotten to the undead sailors again. Now, if we were also in a forest area with a bunch of goblins maybe it'd be a lot better.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

But that seagull attack was hilarious, and effective!

 

[Moonsprout Beandirt]

It's a rough campaign for you for sure. And we haven't even gotten to the undead sailors again. Now, if we were also in a forest area with a bunch of goblins maybe it'd be a lot better.

no spoilers pls

 

[Short Order]

Well you might be able to just take a nap during this one if people damage more like Aims and less like Short.

 

[Short Order]

Nevermind we're screwed lol

 

[Short Order]

Or maybe not? TBD

 

[Kutshort Yes]

((Is my druid still good neutral or should he be a bit more chaotic at this point with the collateral damage he's causing?))

Careless neutral

 

[Short Order]

Careless neutral

Hey, my best options for attacking spells all caused damage to people nearby. Not my fault they can't dodge for shit.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Hey, my best options for attacking spells all caused damage to people nearby. Not my fault they can't dodge for shit.

Indifferent neutral

 

[Kutshort Yes]

((In 5e, anything can really be any alignment, so you didn't have to be true neutral to begin with. I'd definitely say you're Chaotic at this point.

I don't know if this adventure was scaled a bit weird, but it's seemed fairly easy for you guys so far.))

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Aims ragged breaths add a punctuation mark to the air.

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((Maybe I should be sure I'm scaling each of these battles to be a "medium" challenge.))

Is it easy because they have 5 people?

 

[Dungeon Master]

Is it easy because they have 5 people?

Yeah, that's a fair observation and more than likely it.

5 players;


vs 4 players;


Guess y'all getting the difficulty slider bumped up, you competent fucks.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Or I just roll a crit next time and one shot it.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Or I just roll a crit next time and one shot it.

Crit 1?

 

[Dungeon Master]

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Guess y'all getting the difficulty slider bumped up, you competent fucks.

Hey, whoa, who you calling competent!?

Last thing I did effectively was throw my crossbow at a squid!

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Crit 1?

Either they die, or I live long enough to see myself chop my own head off.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Either they die, or I live long enough to see myself chop my own head off.

I don't think that's the quote....

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I don't think that's the quote....

 

[Short Order]

Hey, whoa, who you calling competent!?

Last thing I did effectively was throw my crossbow at a squid!

And that shattered it!

Apparently my ice is too competent though. Even when I miss it kills the thing.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Head cannon this is how Short, Nac and Moonsprout are walking back to Dragon's Rest.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

Head cannon this is how Short, Nac and Moonsprout are walking back to Dragon's Rest.

((

Me too, now.))

 

[Dungeon Master]

((I'd say just taking the scenic coastal way. We'll worry about jungle monsters after some rest and leveling up.))

Hah hah. I'm joking.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Dropping this where I can use it as an attachment.

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Such a boopable nose.

 

[Short Order]

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Hah hah. I'm joking.

Moonsprout charms the ape and now we have king Kong as our best friend

 

[Nac McWeeble]

Alternatively, Moonsprout tries to lick the ape and we'll have to find a new bard.

 

[Dungeon Master]

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Zesty feels sorrow for the loss of Mai'Cokk.

Dont feel sorry for Mai'Cokk. I do feel sorry for Jur'mam.

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

BTW, as I now have access to Reckless Attack, I will be started every fight with going absolutely NUTS against any and all enemies. Also means they'll be able to destroy my nuts if they so choose to right after.

It's a price I'm willing to pay.

 

[Dungeon Master]

destroy ... nuts

 

[Dungeon Master]

Alternate-universe where I followed through with making Short Order turn into a wolf in the middle of town. Might have, if it didn't immediately get weird;

 

[Nac McWeeble]

That's.... equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Bonus Aims'Saddy.