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Yes, and any wolf that joins is friend and not food

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Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.
We're so happy for you, Alu!Yes, and any wolf that joins is friend and not food
If not you could also kill one goblin first and grill it up quick, then do it with that meat.@VashTheStampede did I use all the grilled goblin meat when feeding Hopper or do I have any more? I had an idea
Can anyone create a fire?If not you could also kill one goblin first and grill it up quick, then do it with that meat.
I might have the first actionSo uh... chaos, and hilarity!
But also remember that time works differently in combat. 6 seconds per round. That's a lot of attacks!![]()
Not resistant to crossbow bolts or wolf teeth eitherView attachment 9738
T'anks takes half damage from fire, being Infernal and all. RIP everyone else though!
Disclaimer: Not immune or resistant to smoke inhalation
T'anks also has 7 hp... SOOOOOOOO...View attachment 9738
T'anks takes half damage from fire, being Infernal and all. RIP everyone else though!
Disclaimer: Not immune or resistant to smoke inhalation
You’re right, I do have a tinder boxDoesn't Kutshort have that fire making thing?
Not resistant to crossbow bolts or wolf teeth either
Fiiine.T'anks also has 7 hp... SOOOOOOOO...
T'ANKS WOULD.Fiiine.
I'll just run to the supermarket (surely they have those) and grab some marshmallows while you get yourselves mauled.![]()
She wouldn’t even share the marshmallowsT'ANKS WOULD.
If he eldritch blasts a goblin, is that more like blunt damage or does the energy damage roast them?The cliffhanger is Dragmire who's gonna nat20 and go first then just Eldritch Blast a wolf or something crazy.
Insta-goblin... meat.If he eldritch blasts a goblin, is that more like blunt damage or does the energy damage roast them?
he wears business slacksIt is in your genes, after all!
I know. It’s because I didn’t take into effect the added weight of the meat and new shape of the bolt on the aerodynamics before I firedNat1 is critical failure regardless of modifier - I believe.
Or the fact the bridge is 20 feet high... or other stuff, probably.I know. It’s because I didn’t take into effect the added weight of the meat and new shape of the bolt on the aerodynamics before I fired
I can walk down the wall, so I’m not concerned about the height. It’s the launching the crossbow bolt with a nat1 that’s concerning meOr the fact the bridge is 20 feet high... or other stuff, probably.
This one will be interesting.
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I rolled stealth with the snake. Vash said it wasn’t likely, but I rolled high enoughIt also dawns on me that reading that - maybe sneak attack shouldn't have counted on the snake.
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i can sneak attack because they are all looking at the rope bridge and I’m somewhere else, so they don’t notice meMmm well we'll see what our DM does, I think it's up to them what a Nat1 does.
Also pretty sure you couldn't use sneak attack there (maybe? lotta variables)
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I had advantage because you did your dance and I hid behind youThat's not what sneak attack says.
It says you must have advantage on your attack roll.
Failing that..
There must be another enemy within 5 feet that is not incapacitated, and you are not at disadvantage.
I went and read it finally cause after the snake fight it seemed insanely overpowered for Level 1.
This is consistent with the fight outside the cave tooYou had advantage on Stealth, not attack.
(( if you're sneaking behind the Tortle butt for sneak attack, gimme a stealth roll too. You're directly in front of the snake to start the turn and he just tried to attack you, so it's not an easy play ))
((Okay))
(( Okay if I'm doing my math right, thats a critical on the hit so that's 6(crit)+1(roll)+3(modifier)+6(crit sneak attack)+5(sneak attack roll)
Fuuuuuuck ))
With the snake momentarily disoriented by the Dude's unconventional use of Vicious Mockery and the unexpected dance, Kutshort sees a prime opportunity to end the confrontation decisively. Utilizing the distraction to its fullest, he quietly maneuvers behind the dancing Tortle, ensuring he remains unnoticed by the snake still reeling from the psychic assault.
Attacking from Stealth grants advantage to the attack roll.You had advantage on Stealth, not attack.
As long as he can get back into stealth.So he basically gets a free sneak attack every time to safely be able to attack from a distance with the damage of a two handed weapon?
I find it odd - but it explains a lot of what I've read about rogues.
I agree, but it seems to be okay. The dice gods will fix it as necessaryI'm not trying to nitpick the past but simply trying to suggest we correct it moving forward if it's being incorrectly used.