TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
It gets us out of here faster, alternatively, we can wait while everyone gets a turn climbing until we hit a loading screenAlso if the chimney is in Klarg's room, Dude totally has the personality to throw Dragmire down the chimney if he still wants it.
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TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
I 100% Googled a Goblin song and used a piece for Dude's Inspiration to... kill Goblins.
Alternatively, when I play healer, I'm basically channeling my inner rage demon. Pull literally every monster! Let me AoE them! While healing you when I feel like it! STOP STANDING IN POOP DAMAGE DEALERS, I WILL LET YOU DIE FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN DEEPS.
My singular purpose as a tank in MMOs is to give the healer(s) heart attacks, so...I feel that cleric.
Alternatively, when I play healer, I'm basically channeling my inner rage demon. Pull literally every monster! Let me AoE them! While healing you when I feel like it! STOP STANDING IN POOP DAMAGE DEALERS, I WILL LET YOU DIE FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN DEEPS.
Haha, yes, zero IRL logic! Alternatively, very creative ways of interpreting what things mean. Standing point blank against a mob, but still missed? Wind suddenly kicked some sand into your eye. Or the enemy noticed a shiny penny on the ground at that exact moment.I always wondered how realistically a rogue could be 5 feet within a goblin boss, cut someone free, and then go hide... but the goblin boss saw nothing.
That was my "oh so D&D logic is nothing like real life logic" moment.
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Nah that one was bullshit. Trying to figure out what kind of experience everyone is looking to get out of this.I always wondered how realistically a rogue could be 5 feet within a goblin boss, cut someone free, and then go hide... but the goblin boss saw nothing.
That was my "oh so D&D logic is nothing like real life logic" moment.
It's not an easy job.
Nah that one was bullshit. Trying to figure out what kind of experience everyone is looking to get out of this.
It's not an easy job.
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
I enjoy your storytelling posts with detailed descriptions, but as you may be able to tell from my posts - I'm much the same, so as long as I keep getting to tell Dude's story and possibly have an impact on the story, I'll personally be content.Nah that one was bullshit. Trying to figure out what kind of experience everyone is looking to get out of this.
It's not an easy job.
That moment was probably the "oh so that's how powerful the dice can be" kinda moment. Things like that will never ruin it for me, moreso just maybe an audible "huh! I didn't think that would work".
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Whatever you choose is fine with meYeah I've been leaning towards a little more video game style because that's what most of you are used to.
But it's more about line of sight and the natural reactions of the enemies.
Definitely going to be playing it straighter as we proceed and you get used to the mechanics.
In MMOs I almost always play healer. My favorite was the OG Guild Wars back in the day. I was a necro/monk. My job in PVP was to make it impossible for the other group to win. I was very good at it. I could keep the whole other party healed with my monk abilities. When the other team realized they needed me dead to make any progress, they would focus all their attention to killing me. I would switch to necro abilities and keep myself by siphoning off their life while my team took out their team. Good times.I 100% Googled a Goblin song and used a piece for Dude's Inspiration to... kill Goblins.
My singular purpose as a tank in MMOs is to give the healer(s) heart attacks, so...
Alternatively, when I play healer, I'm basically channeling my inner rage demon. Pull literally every monster! Let me AoE them! While healing you when I feel like it! STOP STANDING IN POOP DAMAGE DEALERS, I WILL LET YOU DIE FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN DEEPS.
Haha, yes, zero IRL logic! Alternatively, very creative ways of interpreting what things mean. Standing point blank against a mob, but still missed? Wind suddenly kicked some sand into your eye. Or the enemy noticed a shiny penny on the ground at that exact moment.
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Oh...
This reminds me...
Is there anything like Necro in D&D?
Wizards can choose the School of Necromancy.
Clerics can choose the Death Domain.
Circle of Spores Druids are kinda necromance-y if you squint at it hard enough.
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
@VashTheStampede
Is the wolf blocking my way to Gobbo now?
Is the wolf blocking my way to Gobbo now?
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Which bad doggo bit Hopper?
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
WulfWhich bad doggo bit Hopper?
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
dude isn't into edging
DUDE WILL NEVER GET TO SLAY A GOBLIN.
dude isn't into edging
I hope I didn’t miss anything while generating AI imagesMAX DAMAAAAGE.
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
Just Dude snapping into a rage fit because the wolf is blocking the way to goblin blood.
Now they all die
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Yo @TD before I go any further, I wanna make sure you're not nerfing yourself.
I saw you listed +2 for your hit and damage on your roll.
From what I see, you should be getting +4 on your hit rolls?
You are proficient with longswords, so you get the +2 proficiency bonus. You then add your ability modifier, which is either STR or DEX because the longsword is versatile. In either case, for you this would also be +2. Thus you add +4 to your attack rolls.
This is from your character sheet. It seems to agree with me.
I saw you listed +2 for your hit and damage on your roll.
From what I see, you should be getting +4 on your hit rolls?
You are proficient with longswords, so you get the +2 proficiency bonus. You then add your ability modifier, which is either STR or DEX because the longsword is versatile. In either case, for you this would also be +2. Thus you add +4 to your attack rolls.
This is from your character sheet. It seems to agree with me.
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
I’ll grill it
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Those bubbles though....
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
Honestly it's going pretty great - seems opposite of yours, we're in a cave hunting a bugbear named Klarg, only one person has fallen unconscious but they didn't die. We have not had any towns yet.how is your guys adventure going?
How about yours?
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Alright Rex Ryan, calm your shell.
Exactly how much would I regret Googling that.Alright Rex Ryan, calm your shell.
Because based on what the AI did I feel like it's going to be a lot.
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
he likes feetExactly how much would I regret Googling that.
Because based on what the AI did I feel like it's going to be a lot.
that's pretty much it
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
I think it was more what TD asked the AI to do rather than what the AI did... to be fairExactly how much would I regret Googling that.
Because based on what the AI did I feel like it's going to be a lot.
Oh that's tame as fuck, then.he likes feet
that's pretty much it
Step up your game @Jon! ...Preferably wait like 10 minutes so I log off and only the others have to deal with that tonight though.
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