Yeah, former Jets and Bills coach that has a foot fetish. Google Wes Welker making fun of him. Best most worthwhile one series suspension in football history.
Shit, I'm not the one of us men here that's known for dirty innuendos.Oh that's tame as fuck, then.
Step up your game @Jon! ...Preferably wait like 10 minutes so I log off and only the others have to deal with that tonight though.
But here's Welker for you. Couldn't find the super cut of it. Fucking amazing times as a Patriots fan.
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Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
I'm always someone impressed with how feet people are pretty open about being into feet.
Like, I don't have the balls to be that open about things. Respect.
Except Tony Atlas. That dude takes it way too far.
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Wait who is the one?Shit, I'm not the one of us men here that's known for dirty innuendos.
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...I'll Google this one tomorrow. Meanies!
I feel like both foot and ass kinky men are pretty open about their, uh, passions. Generally.
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I guess they're all going over my head which isn't all that surprising.
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Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
I got way behind on this thread but just encase TD doesn't know. The 1d8 is when you are using the sword 1 handed and the 1d10 is when you are using it 2 handed. So as long as you are not holding something else, you can swing it 2 handed for a stronger hit.
Klarg
Klaarg Killgore (named G'nash in the graphic novel) is a bugbear[1] NPC who has appeared in several of the party's adventures. He is described as 6-and-a-half feet tall, furry, and musclebound, though not more muscular than Magnus. In Klarg's first appearance, he is the chief bugbear of a...
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this is klarg the bug bear from the podcast i used to listen to, do you think they know each other
Griffin was running this exact same adventure when they started the podcast, he just took it in a wildly different direction pretty early on. I think Phandelver's supposed to be like baby's first D&D adventure or something since the Starter's Set comes with it, so that's probably why he chose it.Klarg
Klaarg Killgore (named G'nash in the graphic novel) is a bugbear[1] NPC who has appeared in several of the party's adventures. He is described as 6-and-a-half feet tall, furry, and musclebound, though not more muscular than Magnus. In Klarg's first appearance, he is the chief bugbear of a...
this is klarg the bug bear from the podcast i used to listen to, do you think they know each other
tbh i'm totally ignorant of that stuff, the thought did cross my mind when i saw the name though
VashTheStampede
Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
I'm not @Zell 17 but according to Reddit it's 1 in 400 or .25%
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Yeah, this is on target. They eventually put out a sourcebook that took that starter adventure and expanded it out into a full, "normal" D&D campaign, and that's what I'm running this from.
They put out a new version of the Starter set eventually, and that's the adventure Ben is running.
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T'anks really focused on that redemption arc now huh.Not trusting T'anks to look after the formerly Goblin-"owned" wolf that helped save her life minutes prior, too!
Tut, tut.
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Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
So yeah, unfortunately @shortkut is gonna have to make a new post.I'm not sure what the bigger surprise is. Kutshort just leaving his crossbow on the cave floor or just stepping over an unconscious Hopper.
Hopper is downed but not dead, so he cannot share a space with him. You can move through his space, but not stop in it.
Fortunately however, that means his melee attempt didn't happen, so he gets another hit attempt, possibly wiping out the Nat 1.
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I have two questions about opportunity attacks.
a) I noticed Dragmire didn't get attacked by the wolf when he stepped beside him and moved another spot away - are opportunity attacks not always guaranteed?
b) Is moving through an enemy location "allowed" but you're opening yourself up to an opportunity attack? (as in the space they occupy)
I have two questions about opportunity attacks.
a) I noticed Dragmire didn't get attacked by the wolf when he stepped beside him and moved another spot away - are opportunity attacks not always guaranteed?
b) Is moving through an enemy location "allowed" but you're opening yourself up to an opportunity attack? (as in the space they occupy)
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Klarg must be a milestone
@VashTheStampede can I roll a d100 when we see Klarg and if I roll above a 95, I instagib him with a crossbow bolt through the eye?
@VashTheStampede can I roll a d100 when we see Klarg and if I roll above a 95, I instagib him with a crossbow bolt through the eye?
...Wait.
WAIT.
You can move and attack diagonally?! (e.g., one square south and east is still 5 feet and not 7.5/10 feet)
You just walk 2/3 of the way through the box diagonally
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Okay but in the interest of trying to actually make this end of chapter happen in timely fashion:
Raine used Persuasion on @Dungeon Master
T'anks has informed me that, as a demonic bestial creature, she wishes to occasionally behave like one. She says that her beautifully maintained claws, sharp teeth and majestic argali horns are very much not being properly utilized and none really fit the mold of a 1 damage Unarmed Strike. She implores the gracious and most generous Dungeon Master to bequeath unto her new forms of wanton destruction, balanced appropriately, for:
1) Clawing the fuck out of idiots.
2) Repeatedly headbutting creatures and objects that annoy her.
3) Rending flesh from bone (and maybe through bone, she's not picky) with horrific biting.
4) And, because she's some sort of sheep/ram demon creature at minimum, the ability to ram something with her very hard horns. Possibly with a knockback because she's not sure how effective ramming something but then moving back 5 feet actually is as an attack.
Raine used Persuasion on @Dungeon Master
T'anks has informed me that, as a demonic bestial creature, she wishes to occasionally behave like one. She says that her beautifully maintained claws, sharp teeth and majestic argali horns are very much not being properly utilized and none really fit the mold of a 1 damage Unarmed Strike. She implores the gracious and most generous Dungeon Master to bequeath unto her new forms of wanton destruction, balanced appropriately, for:
1) Clawing the fuck out of idiots.
2) Repeatedly headbutting creatures and objects that annoy her.
3) Rending flesh from bone (and maybe through bone, she's not picky) with horrific biting.
4) And, because she's some sort of sheep/ram demon creature at minimum, the ability to ram something with her very hard horns. Possibly with a knockback because she's not sure how effective ramming something but then moving back 5 feet actually is as an attack.
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1) Clawing the fuck out of idiots.
2) Repeatedly headbutting creatures and objects that annoy her.
3) Rending flesh from bone (and maybe through bone, she's not picky) with horrific biting.
4) And, because she's some sort of sheep/ram demon creature at minimum, the ability to ram something with her very hard horns. Possibly with a knockback because she's not sure how effective ramming something but then moving back 5 feet actually is as an attack.
Not 1, not 2 - but 4 requests.
T'anks is a greedy devil.
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