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Perhaps of a... rock-y nature?
A rock lobster, if you will.
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VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
You have no appreciation for cliffhangers.In before Vash decides this is a good place to call it a night again
And I DO have work in the morning...
I’ve actually been planning on it being a cliffhanger. I was 50/50 on whether it would be hilarious for @TD to have to wait until tomorrow or exciting to see how all the NPC actYou have no appreciation for cliffhangers.
And I DO have work in the morning...
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VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
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VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
one of them succeeded at falling on the ground
Kinda shocked Sildar is alive and both goblin bosses failed to do anything lol
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@VashTheStampede
Can I see the up to date map?
Can I see the up to date map?
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
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@VashTheStampede i assume the scimitar is slide over towards me. Would I be able to drop my dagger, pick up the scimitar, and use it with my short sword in a single action?
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But of course.this is primo shit
The Shitposting Department only offers the highest quality shit available, sir.
So that means only attacking with one weapon? What if the dagger I gave Sildar was the one in my hand and not my spare?Dropping your dagger is a free action, picking up the scimitar is a bonus action, then that leaves your action for attack.
Also, I assume it would just be the regular scimitar or is it something special?
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
What if the dagger I gave Sildar was the one in my hand and not my spare?
But it WAS your spare. BTW did you remove it from your inventory?
Its a regular one. Not in great condition either.Also, I assume it would just be the regular scimitar or is it something special?
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It’s karma for being rude to HopperThis is just insane at this point.
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I had bad dice long before you even met Hopper.It’s karma for being rude to Hopper
Dude is just destined to die.
It was the hate in your heart towards wolves. It existed then, and it exists now. Do not hate Hopper for being a wolf. Do not hate him for avenging the devil-tiefling traveling with us. Celebrate him for killing a goblin in one-hit. Celebrate me for helping him cultivate a taste for goblin flesh. Celebrate him for bringing our fellowship to 5 members, like VashTheGodpede intendedI had bad dice long before you even met Hopper.
Dude is just destined to die.
Yeah, well, he has to get in line on that one.Dude is just destined to die.
You’re only mostly deadYeah, well, he has to get in line on that one.
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he says as T'anks lies there unconscious.Celebrate him for bringing our fellowship to 5 members, like VashTheGodpede intended
I’m not the one who has a usage of healing word lefthe says as T'anks lies there unconscious.
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Don't worry - you'll roll 11+ and be just fine.Yeah, well, he has to get in line on that one.
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I’m not the one who has a usage of healing word left
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Maybe Dude was confident he could end the conflict.He just wants to meet the mercenary, that's all. Poor T'anks was too much musical competition.
Maybe Dude was confident T'anks could save herself.
Maybe Dude can hold a grudge and thinks T'anks could learn a lesson.
Maybe Dude was confident he could end the conflict.
Maybe Dude was confident T'anks could save herself.
Maybe Dude can hold a grudge and thinks T'anks could learn a lesson.
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Potentially bold of Dude to assume he can stop a fish from living in water!
Creating new backstories is harrrd when you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground about the lore - of D&D at large, or of this particular campaign. I figured, if T'anks dies, "what possible reason could anyone else have for showing up in this Goblin den full of misery, death and cursed dice rolls?"
Creating new backstories is harrrd when you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground about the lore - of D&D at large, or of this particular campaign. I figured, if T'anks dies, "what possible reason could anyone else have for showing up in this Goblin den full of misery, death and cursed dice rolls?"
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I guess it's a good thing that Dude hasn't done a single thing that could be considered potentially bold.Potentially bold of Dude to assume he can stop a fish from living in water!
Creating new backstories is harrrd when you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground about the lore - of D&D at large, or of this particular campaign. I figured, if T'anks dies, "what possible reason could anyone else have for showing up in this Goblin den full of misery, death and cursed dice rolls?"
I googled random D&D locations that met certain criteria for my backup, I have no clue if it makes aense.
...I like to think you can just be creative and it'll fit. Not sure there's any D&D lore that speaks to the Pursuit of Lettuce...
But here we are.
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