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Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

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TD

ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
Dude has a plan.

T'anks:
Well See Season 6 GIF by The Office


season 3 the lost episode GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants
 

T'anks

Chief Liquid Officer, Shitposting Dept.
I'm attempting to keep track of, uh, consistency I guess? Like throwing the tongue at the gobbies and then cleaving through it with the Longsword she has is the most... striking. But if I'm using the Bonus Action to throw the tongue as a taunt so they don't all pin cushion Kutshort and stay focused on her, then she shouldn't have the ability to swap from the Shortbow to the Longsword and attack. I think. 🤔

Also can't Intimidate and attack simultaneously, while also Bonus Actioning the tongue... unless the tongue is an Intimidation ad-hoc.

Anyway I just push buttons sometimes I have no idea what's even going ooon. #yolo
 
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Chief Liquid Officer, Shitposting Dept.
Remember that time Dude did

And the time he almost

Man those were really times


It's going to take both Dude and Dragmire two rounds to enter the fray. Nothing could possibly for wrong with ~14 enemy attacks coming our way. 👀
 

TD

ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
Remember that time Dude did

And the time he almost

Man those were really times


It's going to take both Dude and Dragmire two rounds to enter the fray. Nothing could possibly for wrong with ~14 enemy attacks coming our way. 👀
O ye' of little faith.

You mean to Dude and Dragmire are coming to save the day from this suicide run of y'all.
 

TD

ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
Don't worry, if these three go down, Dude'll hit up the Tavern to replace them and come right back to the cave.

Sure, Sidar will be long dead but...
 

T'anks

Chief Liquid Officer, Shitposting Dept.
T'anks ended up being really good a Persuasion and Intimidation... but when that fails, uh, she's kind of a wet noodle.

Except for that one time she almost killed the Gobbie by singing it a creepy ass nursery rhyme. :giggle
 
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Chief Liquid Officer, Shitposting Dept.
She's not dead yet!

...Soon, surely, but not yet! Just need to find a couple more Giant Poisonous Snakes now for more comfort quilts. O-Or not, y'know, maybe we just let Sildar take care of the rest. If he lives. Seems a fair trade to me! 👀
 
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TD

ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
And Dude might just have to heal her... again.

And Dude's got that snake bit covered, y'know, with his sword that has now been covered in the blood of a giant poisonous snake after he used the sword to gut the snake.

The A Team 80S GIF
 

TD

ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
I mean, there's 5 living goblins, Dragmire, a soon-to-be-dead Sildar, and who knows what Hopper'll do.

...I'll get at least one turn.
 

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Chief Liquid Officer, Shitposting Dept.
Step 1: Never have a Plan B.
Step 2: Die suddenly and hilariously, then scramble to heavily crib off of a character after rolling for a random prompt.
???
Profit CHAOS!



((Those two holes 10 and 20 feet in front of T’anks?))
Those looked like the remains of fires to me. Totally where I threw the snake tongue, anyway, for that reason. 🤔
 
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Chief Liquid Officer, Shitposting Dept.
All I can hear now is Sam Jackson saying "If you survive." So, thanks for that. 👀

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In completely unrelated news, I wonder how close you can get to making a lobster.

Perhaps of a... rock-y nature?

A rock lobster, if you will.
 
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