Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[VashTheStampede]

Question with this. Is the excess from 0hp from a singular attack or can it be a series of attacks before your next turn?

That would be from one attack

 

[TD]

Well there's always what T'anks is about to do - and there's endless possibilities.

 

[TD]

Dude has a plan.

T'anks:

 

[T'anks]

I'm attempting to keep track of, uh, consistency I guess? Like throwing the tongue at the gobbies and then cleaving through it with the Longsword she has is the most... striking. But if I'm using the Bonus Action to throw the tongue as a taunt so they don't all pin cushion Kutshort and stay focused on her, then she shouldn't have the ability to swap from the Shortbow to the Longsword and attack. I think.

Also can't Intimidate and attack simultaneously, while also Bonus Actioning the tongue... unless the tongue is an Intimidation ad-hoc.

Anyway I just push buttons sometimes I have no idea what's even going ooon. #yolo

 

[TD]

It'll be fine.

Dude will come to the rescue, as usual.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

It'll be fine.

Dude will come to the rescue, as usual.

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

Also, this feels wrong:




Makes me feel like I'm killing Dude.

 

[T'anks]

Remember that time Dude did

And the time he almost

Man those were really times


It's going to take both Dude and Dragmire two rounds to enter the fray. Nothing could possibly for wrong with ~14 enemy attacks coming our way.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Remember that time Dude did

And the time he almost

Man those were really times


It's going to take both Dude and Dragmire two rounds to enter the fray. Nothing could possibly for wrong with ~14 enemy attacks coming our way.

You could have taunted them and then retreated so they chase you toward dude and dragmire

 

[TD]

Remember that time Dude did

And the time he almost

Man those were really times


It's going to take both Dude and Dragmire two rounds to enter the fray. Nothing could possibly for wrong with ~14 enemy attacks coming our way.

O ye' of little faith.

You mean to Dude and Dragmire are coming to save the day from this suicide run of y'all.

 

[T'anks]

You could have taunted them and then retreated so they chase you toward dude and dragmire

But she doesn't run from Ee-vil.

 

[TD]

You could have taunted them and then retreated so they chase you toward dude and dragmire

My plan is better.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

My plan is better.

Nothing seems better than having them run face first into an eldritch blast, right @GwJumpman ?

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

Vash be like: Shit what can we do to avoid a TPK... oh I know, Intimidation!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Not gonna let you guys waste all the work I've put into this campaign without a fight

 

[TD]

Don't worry, if these three go down, Dude'll hit up the Tavern to replace them and come right back to the cave.

Sure, Sidar will be long dead but...

 

[T'anks]

T'anks ended up being really good a Persuasion and Intimidation... but when that fails, uh, she's kind of a wet noodle.

Except for that one time she almost killed the Gobbie by singing it a creepy ass nursery rhyme.

 

[TD]

T'anks ended up being really good a Persuasion and Intimidation.

...also Dude's strengths, y'know if T'anks wasn't a bonafide Leeroy Jenkins they may have worked well together.

 

[T'anks]

...also Dude's strengths, y'know if T'anks wasn't a bonafide Leeroy Jenkins they may have worked well together.

He just needs to learn how to keep up!

 

[TD]

Without a second thought, they turn and flee, scrambling away from the battle and disappearing into the darker recesses of the cave.

So she kinda "killed" two goblins?

 

[TD]

He just needs to learn how to keep up!

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He's a giant turtle that can't see in the dark.

Cut him some slack.


See... coulda worked well together.

 

[T'anks]

She's not dead yet!

...Soon, surely, but not yet! Just need to find a couple more Giant Poisonous Snakes now for more comfort quilts. O-Or not, y'know, maybe we just let Sildar take care of the rest. If he lives. Seems a fair trade to me!

 

[TD]

And Dude might just have to heal her... again.

And Dude's got that snake bit covered, y'know, with his sword that has now been covered in the blood of a giant poisonous snake after he used the sword to gut the snake.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Don't worry, if these three go down, Dude'll hit up the Tavern to replace them and come right back to the cave.

Sure, Sidar will be long dead but...

I do have 2 alt characters…

 

[TD]

And I have one.

But don't worry, we're all getting out of this alive.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

And I have one.

But don't worry, we're all getting out of this alive.

I never doubted… especially knowing we have Dragmire with his eldritch blasts waiting in the wings @GwJumpman

 

[TD]

If he gets there - he's even slower than Dude.

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

I'm surprised Tortle speed is not 25ft too like halfling is.

 

[TD]

Must be that...

Spoiler

Ninja Tortle training.

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

You keep rolling those low initiatives to make up for it!

 

[TD]

You keep rolling those low initiatives to make up for it!

I can't wait to see what else my low rolls bring upon this group.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I can't wait to see what else my low rolls bring upon this group.

Probably not much because we’ll finish before it’s your turn

 

[TD]

I mean, there's 5 living goblins, Dragmire, a soon-to-be-dead Sildar, and who knows what Hopper'll do.

...I'll get at least one turn.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I mean, there's 5 living goblins, Dragmire, a soon-to-be-dead Sildar, and who knows what Hopper'll do.

...I'll get at least one turn.

Dragmire knows chain-lightning now

 

[TD]

If you're gonna wish for something, I'm surprised it's not for Hopper to survive.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If you're gonna wish for something, I'm surprised it's not for Hopper to survive.

He’s going to survive. This is another turning of the wheel

 

[T'anks]

Step 1: Never have a Plan B.
Step 2: Die suddenly and hilariously, then scramble to heavily crib off of a character after rolling for a random prompt.
???
Profit CHAOS!

Spoiler: Very obvious inspiration. Nerrrd!

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((Those two holes 10 and 20 feet in front of T’anks?))

Those looked like the remains of fires to me. Totally where I threw the snake tongue, anyway, for that reason.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Those looked like the remains of fires to me. Totally where I threw the snake tongue, anyway, for that reason.

Could be. Only other option is the rubble at the top

 

[TD]

He’s going to survive. This is another turning of the wheel

Your optimism is inspiring but I see hilarity ensuing.

 

[TD]

Step 2: Die suddenly and hilariously, then scramble to heavily crib off of a character after rolling for a random prompt.

Don't tell shortkut you ruined our chances at a new badge if you die.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Hopper is the best boy. You will see. You will learn to love him

Your optimism is inspiring but I see hilarity ensuing.

 

[TD]

Hopper is the best boy. You will see. You will learn to love him

Oh I mean, I'm just saying I'd much rather see Hopper die than T'anks or Kutshort because after this one boss breathes on Sildar and he dies before he can do anything - at least one of you is gonna start making death saving rolls.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Oh I mean, I'm just saying I'd much rather see Hopper die than T'anks or Kutshort because after this one boss breathes on Sildar and he dies before he can do anything - at least one of you is gonna start making death saving rolls.

I foresee no deaths

 

[TD]

Waiting for Jumpy to make his move and then up to 7 NPC characters act...

 

[TD]

Also I might just be high...

But I find the choice of words for these fucking ominous.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Also I might just be high...

But I find the choice of words for these fucking ominous.

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I don’t understand the pictures

 

[T'anks]

All I can hear now is Sam Jackson saying "If you survive." So, thanks for that.

In completely unrelated news, I wonder how close you can get to making a lobster.

Perhaps of a... rock-y nature?

A rock lobster, if you will.

 

[TD]

I don’t understand the pictures

They're two of the D&D badges we have.

Instead of saying y'know... completing...

They opted for the much more subtle surviving.