Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[Kutshort Yes]

Unless Kutshort is secretly Batman.

My magic wood always helps me… rise to the occasion

 

[T'anks]

That being said...

T'anks is standing next to the wall. It's 10 feet high. She's 5'9". If you were to springboard off of her, the way she was definitely not going to climb on Dude versus the snake, that might be more feasible... if she doesn't proceed to murder you. Or you break her spine rolling a 1.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

That being said...

T'anks is standing next to the wall. It's 10 feet high. She's 5'9". If you were to springboard off of her, the way she was definitely not going to climb on Dude versus the snake, that might be more feasible... if she doesn't proceed to murder you. Or you break her spine rolling a 1.

@VashTheStampede would this work for a 1 turn action and then I can hide behind that large rock?

 

[TD]

So theoretically, if I stay where I am, behind T’anks, and she Leroy Jenkins her next turn, I can scale the wall with my stealth roll from earlier + athletics/acrobatics?

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There is a lot that can happen before your next turn with 11 actions before your next turn - food for thought.

 

[TD]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

There is a lot that can happen before your next turn with 11 actions before your next turn - food for thought.

I could probably move before you with how low your initiative is

 

[TD]

If T'anks and Kutshort die before my turn is fleeing an option?

lmao

 

[T'anks]

I see Vash definitely approves of my insanity after all.

Just wait until Kutshort finishes breaking his wood!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If T'anks and Kutshort die before my turn is fleeing an option?

lmao

You won’t avenge us? Turtle soup is definitely on the menu tonight

 

[TD]

You won’t avenge us? Turtle soup is definitely on the menu tonight

Dude plays music.

Vengeance is more Danger's avenue.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I see Vash definitely approves of my insanity after all.

Just wait until Kutshort finishes breaking his wood!

I like your plan. I hop up off your back and scale the wall. My character is tall enough to reach the top of the wall if he stands on yours

 

[TD]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Me too, just need @VashTheStampede to let me know how to adjust my roll to make this happen

 

[VashTheStampede]

Sorry I'm watching Chelsea do everything they can to stay alive in the match against City, I'll catch up soon

 

[TD]

I'm pretty sure you can just post what you want to do and he can let you know what rolls are needed as an alternative because when you state your actions he can tell you what to roll.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Sorry I'm watching Chelsea do everything they can to stay alive in the match against City, I'll catch up soon

You just missed T’anks and Kutshort turn his crossbow bolt into Yondu’s yakka arrow and kill all the goblins in one shot

 

[T'anks]

The last 10 minutes:

I'm more the asking forgiveness type, so I won't bore you asking for permission to be dumb. You totally can't contain this anyway! I can't contain this! CHAOS!!

 

[TD]

I hope my idea is still viable by the time it's my turn.

 

[TD]

Dude when he finally gets to Phandelin.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[TD]

 

[T'anks]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If I rolled correctly, that is a 16 acrobatics and a 21 stealth before

 

[TD]

If I rolled correctly, that is a 16 acrobatics and a 21 stealth before

Spoiler alert: he did not in fact, roll correctly.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If I rolled correctly, that is a 16 acrobatics and a 21 stealth before

Okay, so a 14 acrobatics and 21 stealth. Not the worst

 

[TD]

Assuming Goblin Baus is completely blind, should turn out great.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Assuming Goblin Baus is completely blind, should turn out great.

I have the stealth and the stalagmite to help

 

[TD]

...but... look at where Goblin Baus is...

 

[TD]

Yeah outside the cave...

To find some adventurers that are still breathing.

lol jk I hope

 

[T'anks]

Look on the bright side.

If this works, T'anks might only have to contend with 4 enemies!

 

[TD]

Look on the bright side.

If this works, T'anks might only have to contend with 4 enemies!

..wh.. why 4?

 

[T'anks]

..wh.. why 4?

Because the other 3 are definitely going to murder Sildar and Kutshort!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

...but... look at where Goblin Baus is...

 

[TD]

Because the other 3 are definitely going to murder Sildar and Kutshort!

Oh I see what your plan was, use Kutshort as a distraction.

 

[TD]

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...exactly, Sildar is 5ft in front of Baus with nothing blocking his line of sight.

 

[TD]

I for one can't wait to see the outcome of this. lol

 

[Kutshort Yes]

...exactly, Sildar is 5ft in front of Baus with nothing blocking his line of sight.

But Baus heard the other goblins make a commotion at T’anks’ appearance, so he should be focused on the stairs. Who would expect a dashing rogue to scale the wall?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

But Baus heard the other goblins make a commotion at T’anks’ appearance, so he should be focused on the stairs. Who would expect a dashing rogue to scale the wall?

@VashTheStampede I’m adding some flavor to the odds may be in my favor

 

[TD]

But Baus heard the other goblins make a commotion at T’anks’ appearance, so he should be focused on the stairs. Who would expect a dashing rogue to scale the wall?

...I mean, when you do it right in front of them when all the goblins are looking right at T'anks... no clue who would see that coming.

 

[T'anks]

Coming soon: The Black Knight gif.

 

[TD]

Now we can add Sildar to the body pile.

 

[T'anks]

@VashTheStampede I know what I just said, but humor me for a moment. Would the act of non-violently throwing something be considered an action unto itself?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Non-violently? Like a taunt or attempted distraction or something?

I could see that taking up just your bonus action.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[T'anks]

Non-violently? Like a taunt or attempted distraction or something?

I could see that taking up just your bonus action.

Something along those lines, yes. We'll do the thing! Time to fail some dice rolls~

 

[TD]

The part I'm most curious about: when our 7 enemies act.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

The part I'm most curious about: when our 7 enemies act.

If they don’t notice me, I plan on trying to snipe some lesser goblins from my perch

 

[TD]

There's a world where you, T'anks, and Sildar all hit 0hp.

 

[TD]

Instant Death
If you take a large amount of damage at once, this can kill you instantly. Any time a source of damage reduces you to 0 HP and there's more damage remaining...you die if the remaining damage equals or surpasses your HP maximum.

Question with this. Is the excess from 0hp from a singular attack or can it be a series of attacks before your next turn?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

There's a world where you, T'anks, and Sildar all hit 0hp.