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Perhaps of a... rock-y nature?
A rock lobster, if you will.

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Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.
We're so happy for you, Alu!Perhaps of a... rock-y nature?
A rock lobster, if you will.
You have no appreciation for cliffhangers.In before Vash decides this is a good place to call it a night again
I’ve actually been planning on it being a cliffhanger. I was 50/50 on whether it would be hilarious for @TD to have to wait until tomorrow or exciting to see how all the NPC actYou have no appreciation for cliffhangers.
And I DO have work in the morning...
one of them succeeded at falling on the ground![]()
Kinda shocked Sildar is alive and both goblin bosses failed to do anything lol
But of course.this is primo shit
So that means only attacking with one weapon? What if the dagger I gave Sildar was the one in my hand and not my spare?Dropping your dagger is a free action, picking up the scimitar is a bonus action, then that leaves your action for attack.
What if the dagger I gave Sildar was the one in my hand and not my spare?
Its a regular one. Not in great condition either.Also, I assume it would just be the regular scimitar or is it something special?
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It’s karma for being rude to HopperThis is just insane at this point.
I had bad dice long before you even met Hopper.It’s karma for being rude to Hopper
It was the hate in your heart towards wolves. It existed then, and it exists now. Do not hate Hopper for being a wolf. Do not hate him for avenging the devil-tiefling traveling with us. Celebrate him for killing a goblin in one-hit. Celebrate me for helping him cultivate a taste for goblin flesh. Celebrate him for bringing our fellowship to 5 members, like VashTheGodpede intendedI had bad dice long before you even met Hopper.
Dude is just destined to die.
You’re only mostly deadYeah, well, he has to get in line on that one.![]()
he says as T'anks lies there unconscious.Celebrate him for bringing our fellowship to 5 members, like VashTheGodpede intended
I’m not the one who has a usage of healing word lefthe says as T'anks lies there unconscious.
Don't worry - you'll roll 11+ and be just fine.Yeah, well, he has to get in line on that one.![]()
I’m not the one who has a usage of healing word left
Maybe Dude was confident he could end the conflict.He just wants to meet the mercenary, that's all. Poor T'anks was too much musical competition.![]()
Maybe Dude was confident he could end the conflict.
Maybe Dude was confident T'anks could save herself.
Maybe Dude can hold a grudge and thinks T'anks could learn a lesson.
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I guess it's a good thing that Dude hasn't done a single thing that could be considered potentially bold.Potentially bold of Dude to assume he can stop a fish from living in water!![]()
Creating new backstories is harrrd when you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground about the lore - of D&D at large, or of this particular campaign. I figured, if T'anks dies, "what possible reason could anyone else have for showing up in this Goblin den full of misery, death and cursed dice rolls?"![]()