Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant (Chapter 2)

[Kutshort Yes]

Obviously the goblins.

Have you seen what she's going through?

Watching that is not how Kutshort gets his jollies

 

[TD]

Watching that is not how Kutshort gets his jollies

If Dude finds a willing partner at the inn, Kutshort is welcome to watch.



For love and lettuce!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If Dude finds a willing partner at the inn, Kutshort is welcome to watch.



For love and lettuce!

 

[T'anks]

David Attenborough can narrate T'anks doing the deed any day he pleases.

Speaking of T'anks and doing what they please.

The party: "Okay Sildar, you can do whatever you need to do"

T'anks: "But what if I have grenades in need of throwing?"

 

[TD]

As long as she doesn't throw them at those  couple of allies.


Vash out here uniting Kutshort and Dragmire, just gotta figure out how to corral Dude and T'anks who may need to be purposefully shut up or they'll just keep going.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

David Attenborough can narrate T'anks doing the deed any day he pleases.

Speaking of T'anks and doing what they please.

The party: "Okay Sildar, you can do whatever you need to do"

T'anks: "But what if I have grenades in need of throwing?"

In Kutshort’s defense, he tried to get Sildar to have him tag along

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Vash out here uniting Kutshort and Dragmire, just gotta figure out how to corral Dude and T'anks who may need to be purposefully shut up or they'll just keep going.

It’s fairly easy, and in character, for them to think proceeding with the rest of the group makes sense

 

[TD]

Speak for yourself - Dude still mad at the group.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Speak for yourself - Dude still mad at the group.

That’s because he hasn’t seen the rotting, festering, Klarg-head that Kutshort has been dragging around for him

 

[T'anks]

Subduing a baddie solo is probably a couple pay grades above T'anks's ability to give a fuck, so I would assume she'll be around shortly.

 

[TD]

It's a good thing Mr. "Might be developing a complex" didn't stumble across that info.

 

[T'anks]

It's a good thing Mr. "Might be developing a complex" didn't stumble across that info.

You shouldn't develop a complex in the middle of town without doing the proper paperwork first.

 

[TD]

Dude is mentally prepared for the entertainment.

Spoiler

 

[Kutshort Yes]

The Inn has a courtyard for entertainment? Awesome!

 

[VashTheStampede]

The Inn has a courtyard for entertainment? Awesome!

No just an indoor moon apparently

 

[TD]

Don't judge what goes on in Dude's mind.

You'll learn it's better not to.

 

[TD]

Vash hard at work - and Kutshort gonna be happy.

 

[T'anks]

Meanwhile, I think T'anks... accidentally joined Halia's employ? Or at least became saddled with a new kind of debt without realizing it.

I for one see no problems arising from this!

 

[T'anks]

But yes, stellar work Vash!

I'm saying this without actually having read any of the non-T'anks posts in about a week. I just trust the quality is there, and the quantity is drowning me! But I'll get to it Soon™.

 

[TD]

I've read it all.

Can attest.

Is stellar.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Vash hard at work - and Kutshort gonna be happy.

Meanwhile, I think T'anks... accidentally joined Halia's employ? Or at least became saddled with a new kind of debt without realizing it.

I for one see no problems arising from this!

This is why I like reading this thread first, because now there’s more anticipation for reading Vash’s posts

 

[TD]

Dude's inevitable poor reaction when she brings this up will be the least of her concerns at this rate!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[T'anks]

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I think this answers a lot of questions I was having about whether 100 Gold is a lot of money or not.

Because it didn't sound like a lot of money for what was being asked.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I think this answers a lot of questions I was having about whether 100 Gold is a lot of money or not.

Because it didn't sound like a lot of money for what was being asked.

Sounds like T’anks need to try to negotiate a raise if she’s going to be in Halia’s employ

 

[TD]

If she shares the money.



Kutshort is the richest after hording all the loot.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If she shares the money.



Kutshort is the richest after hording all the loot.

He was planning on sharing, but wolf armor is fucking expensive

 

[VashTheStampede]

If she shares the money.



Kutshort is the richest after hording all the loot.

Maybe he's just taken on the job of party accountant and is keeping accounts for each of you

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Maybe he's just taken on the job of party accountant and is keeping accounts for each of you

 

[TD]

Don't worry, Dude will be addressing Kutshort's hoarding ways shortly.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Don't worry, Dude will be addressing Kutshort's hoarding ways shortly.

Dude would have to stop wandering off first.

How much is a Klarg head worth? It’s probably pretty well preserved

 

[TD]

What the heck would a shop do with it?

Convert it into a bugbear buckler or something?

 

[T'anks]

If past behavior is any indication, sell it as a bowling ball. With a matching set of pins embossed with T'anks.

Dude would buy it for a high price.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

What the heck would a shop do with it?

Convert it into a bugbear buckler or something?

Put it on display?

 

[TD]

If past behavior is any indication, sell it as a bowling ball. With a matching set of pins embossed with T'anks.

Dude would buy it for a high price.

Wow somebody's got some opinions of Dude.

 

[T'anks]

(( AND ALSO ZERO REDBRANDS ))

Goddammit he's on to me!


I will attempt to get caught up, post and such before the missus arrives tomorrow evening!

 

[T'anks]

Using reactions as bookmarks to note what I've read - nothing could go wrong or be confusing about that!


inb4 Dude ignores her for ignoring him.

 

[T'anks]

For funsies to see if RNGesus agrees with my brand of lunacy or not.

 

[T'anks]

Not when you subtract 1 from it.

Have fun~

 

[T'anks]

Your... family... has a long history with mine...

All of the romantics in the audience: SQUEE


T'anks:

 

[T'anks]

Just so we're clear, I rewrote that fucking thing 3 times trying to stay on focus.

I AM LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF MAKING SMALL, CONCISE POSTS. IT CANNOT BE DONE. I HAVE -3 IN BREVITY.

 

[T'anks]

Oh, T'anksy...

On the one hand, this is cruel.

On the other hand, waiting on that nat1 drunken stupor.

 

[T'anks]

Sounds like a good place to wait for brofist and bromance to occur as Kutshort enters center stage.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Sounds like a good place to wait for brofist and bromance to occur as Kutshort enters center stage.

Going to wait for @VashTheStampede to introduce us.

Also, for the record, I assumed that once the fight was over, Dude no longer needed medical care, just healing. Never thought he was still unconscious

 

[T'anks]

True story: I just wanted T'anks to be able to use her stealth and be helpful!

Instead RNGesus dictated she lead the party into an ambush that ultimately resulted in her having a sordid love affair with a giant Bugbear.

Life comes at you fast sometimes.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

You should not assume "everything is hashed out" on behalf of Dude.

Also saying things like "Dude has a look of surprise"...

You don't know how Dude is going to respond.

We will eventually hash it out, but you can respond in between when I start talking and when I tell you about what I learned. This just allows the story to continue without me posting that I fill you in on what I learned

The look of surprise comment was because I started typing my response before you made your post about Dude noticing us enter. I assumed you and t’anks were conversing and didn’t see us enter. I can edit it out if you want

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Yeah I don't agree with any of that.

You don't control Dude. I do.

Post edited. Respond as you will

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I'll get to it later.

Bold of you to assume that as a character displeased with everyone, that we will hash it out though.

I assumed our characters would stay up all night discussing as long as necessary until things get hashed out, especially with your response to Raine’s post (see below). Since we discussed most of this behind the scenes, I’m okay with our characters reconciling off-camera. If you want to post it all out for everyone to see then we can do that

Sounds like a good place to wait for brofist and bromance to occur as Kutshort enters center stage.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

So what do we say about assuming?

Perhaps instead of always assuming, you... ask?

Kutshort will say or do anything to get back on good terms with Dude and wants it to occur off camera during a scene change. When you make Dude’s post, feel free to control Kutshort within reason until you are satisfied

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Post edited again. Have their interaction be whatever you would like it to be