Also, I laughed way too hard at this because I expected Kutshort to do something with the head with that last line.
...for someone who was hesitant to drink at first she's sure pounding them back.
We're not even playing wolf today!
VashTheStampede
Caterpillar Accountant
Had Dude not told him to get rid of it earlier , it would have been a beach ball at a concert. Just wanted to show I read it
We're not even playing wolf today!
How I know we aren't playing wolf:
I'm alive and everyone isn't trying to kill me.
The people I spoke with gave me money upfront, so they’re good judges of characterMe, sitting here seeing someone in the party attempting an insight check after having 1-on-1 conversations with half the town:
Its funny cause usually players do WAY TOO MANY insight checks
Dude had been drinking and got a love story that had lettuce tied in.
Narth can be trusted.
VashTheStampede
Caterpillar Accountant
@TD T’anks hasn’t shown herself to be a good judge of character, we should pay Halia a visit and all roll nat1 insight checks
Trusting!?What can we say, we're a particularly trusting group of people. Or easily bribed, anyway.
Dude has already had trust issues with the whole party.
Even Dragmire? WTF man?Trusting!?
Dude has already had trust issues with the whole party.
Yeah but he didn't roll against any of them so it was all kayfabe.Trusting!?
Dude has already had trust issues with the whole party.
VashTheStampede
Caterpillar Accountant
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Caterpillar Accountant
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Caterpillar Accountant
If you rearrange the letters in Ruxithid and switch some of them out for other letters, you get Dragmire.Plot twist: Dragmire was Ruxithid all along.
Do you forget that I rolled against... you?Yeah but he didn't roll against any of them so it was all kayfabe.
Gotta pay that Shrine of Luck a visit first then.
VashTheStampede
Caterpillar Accountant
As a bar, Dude should know with something of performative
Quoting this before you edit because it's still accurate.
Poor T'anks.
Dude still has to go see Barthen for that money and maybe gotta drag T'anks to the Smithy to get her something better than the bow she's not been doing much with.
Plus it's a Smithy. Must go to Smithy.
There's so many unexplored buildings.
And Dragmire has his info too before he passed out in the street.
Plus it's a Smithy. Must go to Smithy.
There's so many unexplored buildings.
And Dragmire has his info too before he passed out in the street.
For the encore, Dude has an amazing idea!
He performs a rousing Bardcore rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up.
The crowd, despite having no way of knowing who or what Rick Astley even is, descends into madness and begin beating Dude to death.
Using only wooden spoons and semi-hard, day-old bread.
It is a slow, agonizing and yet somehow still almost delicious death for our once proud Tortle!
He performs a rousing Bardcore rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up.
The crowd, despite having no way of knowing who or what Rick Astley even is, descends into madness and begin beating Dude to death.
Using only wooden spoons and semi-hard, day-old bread.
It is a slow, agonizing and yet somehow still almost delicious death for our once proud Tortle!
...well that started off normal but holy shit it took a turn.
also my brain went places because me
Maybe the bard can improve on this hastily written ballad
We're no strangers to blood
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full contingent’s who we’re taking on
You wouldn't defeat, any of our guys
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we’re gonna make you cry
You’re gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we’ll hurt you
We've heard of Red Bands, for so long
Phandalin’s been aching, but you're they’re shy to say it (say it)
We all know- what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
We've heard of Red Bands, for so long
Phandalin's been aching, but you're they're shy to say it (say it)
We all know- what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full contingent’s who we’re taking on
You wouldn't defeat, any of our guys
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we’re gonna make you cry
You’re gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we’ll hurt you
We've heard of Red Bands, for so long
Phandalin’s been aching, but you're they’re shy to say it (say it)
We all know- what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
We've heard of Red Bands, for so long
Phandalin's been aching, but you're they're shy to say it (say it)
We all know- what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
Always have our weapons up
Never have our spirits down
Always gonna run around and chase you
Now we're gonna make you cry
You're gonna want to say goodbye
This is not a lie, we'll hurt you
I can be part of Dude’s writing room
Dude's writing room is in my head and trust me...
Nobody wants in that room.
I’ll telecommute
VashTheStampede
Caterpillar Accountant
Oh no somebody's getting sacrificed to the Tiefling god.
You can just call me Zesty.
I, for one, see nothing at all ominous or foreboding about this.
VashTheStampede
Caterpillar Accountant
One thing I feel like I'm very much not good at (at least compared to DMs I watch for entertainment) when DMing at a table is setting the tone and flavor of what's going on. Setting the scene and whatnot.
I'm MUCH more comfortable with that stuff when I'm able to write it all out, so that has been a very pleasant change for me in this format.
I'm MUCH more comfortable with that stuff when I'm able to write it all out, so that has been a very pleasant change for me in this format.
I call this the Zero Escape effect.
DS version is best. Suck it, haters!
I think it takes an immense amount of pre-planning to properly convey in spoken words what kind of environment and tone a place has. Being able to do it on the fly would be quite difficult - especially when also interacting with a group of people cutting in every couple of words/sentences.
VashTheStampede
Caterpillar Accountant
Take your time and feel better
