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And eventually fueling drunken fist dwarf shenanigans!I didn't join any dummy campaign but I'm supposed to stay out back and supply the booze for the victory parties. Also cast spells or something. But mostly be the party gnome.
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Just making it up and the boomerang spoke to me.I'm liking the boomerang, bard brother.
Lolz I picked a boomerang too for my bard. We're gonna have the stupidest adventuring party of all time and I am here for itJust making it up and the boomerang spoke to me.
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Our rogues can be dashing around up front while we sit back, play music, and occasionally chuck a boomerang.Lolz I picked a boomerang too for my bard. We're gonna have the stupidest adventuring party of all time and I am here for it
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I have a boomerang for long range and a sword if someone gets up in my tortley face.The boomerang was so tempting because I didn't even know that was an option in D&D, but I have particular crossbow plans in mind.
Yeah I saw you had a rapier or something, right? I somehow have a dagger, but I'm not planning on going melee unless absolutely necessary. Gonna try and acquire a couple of hand crossbows and avoid enemies at all costs like a coward.I have a boomerang for long range and a sword if someone gets up in my tortley face.
Tie fishing line to the bolt and reel it in to bring it back after you shoot itThe boomerang was so tempting because I didn't even know that was an option in D&D, but I have particular crossbow plans in mind.
@The Flame you have to do it, I have persuaded youTie fishing line to the bolt and reel it in to bring it back after you shoot it
@The Flame you have to do it, I have persuaded you
Hmm... seems like a good idea to me. I could call it something cool like my boltfish. Yeah. Nootie and the Boltfish. I like the sound of that.
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Hmm... seems like a good idea to me. I could call it something cool like my boltfish. Yeah. Nootie and the Boltfish. I like the sound of that.
Also, what is insight for?
According to a random site:Perfection!
Also, what is insight for?
I mainly see it used for detecting lies, but I know there are other uses that I can't really think of right now. I kind of used it to decide if something's a good idea, but I don't know how accurate that is. That's probably something Intelligence related instead tbhYour Wisdom (Insight) check decides whether you can determine the true intentions of a creature, such as when searching out a lie or predicting someone's next move. Doing so involves gleaning clues from body language, speech habits, and changes in mannerisms.
Based on how you play wolf insight should be your dumper stat.Perfection!
Also, what is insight for?
Only at the beginning of the campaign. Once we reach the endgame it gets pretty goodBased on how you play wolf insight should be your dumper stat.
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I can play you a tortley song with my tortley lute.All this talking about doing stuff and I'm not doing stuff and I'm sad.
That would be... tortleriffic.I can play you a tortley song with my tortley lute.
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I thought you’d use your shell like a torpani (timpani)I can play you a tortley song with my tortley lute.
VashTheStampede
Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
My boomerang broke so I tried to throw it away, but it kept returning to me...My last character used a boomerang but the DM had me immediately lose it in the first battle. That made me sad.
VashTheStampede
Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
Task failed successfullyMy boomerang broke so I tried to throw it away, but it kept returning to me...
VashTheStampede
Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
Ok I did it. Made a whole new character for this place. A Halfling knowledge Cleric who's a cook and baker and is traveling the lands to learn everything she can and make all the money and connections she needs to open up the greatest tavern ever. I need a picture. I have put zero thought into what she looks like.
@Ben that’s your cue to get your ass in hereOk I did it. Made a whole new character for this place. A Halfling knowledge Cleric who's a cook and baker and is traveling the lands to learn everything she can and make all the money and connections she needs to open up the greatest tavern ever. I need a picture. I have put zero thought into what she looks like.
@Ben your time to shineOk I did it. Made a whole new character for this place. A Halfling knowledge Cleric who's a cook and baker and is traveling the lands to learn everything she can and make all the money and connections she needs to open up the greatest tavern ever. I need a picture. I have put zero thought into what she looks like.
Or this@Ben that’s your cue to get your ass in here
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I think my post was more intimidation than persuasion
Ok I did it. Made a whole new character for this place. A Halfling knowledge Cleric who's a cook and baker and is traveling the lands to learn everything she can and make all the money and connections she needs to open up the greatest tavern ever. I need a picture. I have put zero thought into what she looks like.
Omg. Thank you so much! The cookie shield is freaking brilliant.
VashTheStampede
Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
...I might need to make a characterjust for a fancy pictureto maybe play in someone else's campaign eventually
Found your character
VashTheStampede
Jawneh is possibly The Sorcerer
That's good enough for me, yeah
Found your character
HOLY FUCK BEN YOU MAD SCIENTIST.
Tag team is in. I make the booze apples and @Christina makes our foes eat them. We're battling a bunch of drunk orcs.