Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[VashTheStampede]

Before you hit the next chamber, can I get a firm idea of the order of the party?

 

[T'anks]

Before you hit the next chamber, can I get a firm idea of the order of the party?

Dude

Sildar
Dragmire+T'anks

Kutshort+Hopper


Unless the gents disagree.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Before you hit the next chamber, can I get a firm idea of the order of the party?

Dude, Sildar, Dragmire, Tiefling, Kutshort+Hopper

 

[TD]

At least 15 feet back from Dude, staying out of the light from his sword.

 

[T'anks]

So, we taking bets on the next beastie to take a bite out of our resident damage sponge?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

At least 15 feet back from Dude, staying out of the light from his sword.

Of course we’re going to hit another fight because Vash needs to know where to place us on the map

 

[TD]

So, we taking bets on the next beastie to take a bite out of our resident damage sponge?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Of course we’re going to hit another fight because Vash needs to know where to place us on the map

well its not like you guys are using stealth!

 

[T'anks]

I'm pretty sure we agreed to murderize everything left in the cave, and gave up on stealth. So... this is fine!

 

[TD]

Also... my rolls overall have been much improved since the goblin den.

 

[VashTheStampede]

hey i remember what happened to that guy

 

[T'anks]

Also, am I proceeding with weaponry or going au naturale? She has claws, fangs and horns and will miss or get knocked unconscious anyway so I'm not sure it makes a great deal of difference. But for practical purposes!

 

[TD]

Also, am I proceeding with weaponry or going au naturale? She has claws, fangs and horns and will miss or get knocked unconscious anyway so I'm not sure it makes a great deal of difference. But for practical purposes!

We did not strip your inventory.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

hey i remember what happened to that guy

@Ben registered here

 

[T'anks]

Worst. Kidnappers. Evar.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

We did not strip your inventory.

This. While we may not trust you, we are not unscrupulous

 

[TD]

Worst. Kidnappers. Evar.

That's awfully assumptive of Dude.

 

[Dungeon Master]

@Ben registered here

 

[TD]

The sound of the waterfall echoes through the cavern, making it difficult to hear.

They didn't even hear Dude's new song.

 

[TD]

I swear shortkut has rigged the dice system lmao.

 

[T'anks]

((REDEMPTION))

Was attempting to torment @Jon with thoughts of the game the other night.

Boy did that backfire.

Gackt is trash but I still unironically like the song lol

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I swear shortkut has rigged the dice system lmao.

I’m a rogue

 

[TD]

On the plus side - this'll definitely go longer than the snake fight.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

i have my first move planned out

 

[TD]

Is it trying to tame the wild wolf lmao

 

[T'anks]

On the subject of moves...

We have whatever was up in the northwest and the southeast chamber remaining, yeah?

inb4 T'anks tried to climb into Klarg's chamber through the natural chimney.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

On the subject of moves...

We have whatever was up in the northwest and the southeast chamber remaining, yeah?

inb4 T'anks tried to climb into Klarg's chamber through the natural chimney.

Is it a chimney or drainage for when Klarg triggers his trap

 

[TD]

On the subject of moves...

We have whatever was up in the northwest and the southeast chamber remaining, yeah?

inb4 T'anks tried to climb into Klarg's chamber through the natural chimney.

Northwest looks to be the path with the water trap that T'anks' BFF told us about.

Southeast chamber appears next spot... and looks like that's probably where the chimney was going. If Dude kept going instead of coming back down... hm.

 

[T'anks]

If Dude kept going instead of coming back down... hm.

TORTLE SOUP

 

[TD]

TORTLE SOUP

and a dead T'anks

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Was attempting to torment @Jon with thoughts of the game the other night.

Boy did that backfire.

Gackt is trash but I still unironically like the song lol

I rolled a nat20 constitution saving throw.

 

[T'anks]

I rolled a nat20 constitution saving throw.

That explains so much...

 

[TD]

That explains so much...

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Dude is gonna have to keep waking this one's ass up, isn't he?

 

[T'anks]

NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

Nobody needs HP and/or defense, right?

Right??

 

[TD]

NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

Nobody needs HP and/or defense, right?

Right??

...and that said person leads the party to a goblin den ambush.

 

[T'anks]

I didn't put enough points into Wisdom.

Can I take more out of Constitution and/or Strength?!

 

[TD]

Yeah cause if there's one thing T'anks needs is to be MORE squishy.

Oh and btw Dude may totally think canon is T'anks purposely did it.

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

{{ Murder. Death. Kill. }}

Demolition Man reference? Or something else?

 

[T'anks]

Demolition Man reference?

But of course!

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

But of course!

I love that movie. It's high up in my list next to 5th Element.

 

[TD]

Craving that Eldritch Blast like...

 

[T'anks]

I love that movie. It's high up in my list next to 5th Element.

I'm a huge sucker for all the old 80's and 90's camp stuff myself, so I definitely feel you on both counts!

I remember like a decade ago - well, probably closer to 15 years at this point -- someone made this gif:

So really, time is a flat circle 'cause that's where we're at again right now.

 

[TD]

Spoiler: Dude when this fight is done

Sharing wolf meat from the two dead wolves in this fight with Hopper, whom he can get along with for now as his wolf meat craving has been satiated.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Spoiler: Dude when this fight is done

Sharing wolf meat from the two dead wolves in this fight with Hopper, whom he can get along with for now as his wolf meat craving has been satiated.
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What if we tame them or convince them to turn on the goblins?

 

[TD]

What if we tame them or convince them to turn on the goblins?

Kutshort trigger warning.

Spoiler: When it fails

Dude and the two wolves eating Hopper.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Kutshort trigger warning.

Spoiler: When it fails

Dude and the two wolves eating Hopper.
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Correction: Dude, Hopper, and a new friend eating a wolf who refused our friendship

 

[TD]

Correction: Dude, Hopper, and a new friend eating a wolf who refused our friendship

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I take it, you are agreeable to that compromise?

 

[TD]

I take it, you are agreeable to that compromise?

If you are proposing an arrangement that any wolf that doesn't join Kutshort the Wolftamer, Dude gets to eat? ...yes?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If you are proposing an arrangement that any wolf that doesn't join Kutshort the Wolftamer, Dude gets to eat? ...yes?

Yes, and any wolf that joins is friend and not food