Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[TD]

Do you think we will like Tortle Danger better?

Go read his backstory.

It might inspire you to make sure Dude stays alive.

 

[TD]

Especially of note in regards to Tortle Danger is Ben's reaction.

 

[VashTheStampede]

so uh

half the party doesn't have darkvision

i have goofed

i mean

its been daylight outside and the sunlight has been reflecting off of the stream of water, illuminating the main shaft (there's that word again) of the cave but man y'all are getting deep in there and its getting late it might get dark soon

fuckin pro DM right here

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I’m sure we can light a torch if needed

 

[TD]

Who else doesn't have darkvision aside from me?

And what are the implications of no dark vision?

 

[VashTheStampede]

torches are the typical move

makes the whole stealth bit a lot tougher though

 

[VashTheStampede]

Who else doesn't have darkvision aside from me?

And what are the implications of no dark vision?

E.B. Dragmire

For characters without Darkvision, darkness is considered heavily obscured, meaning they cannot see in it at all. Perception checks that rely on sight automatically fail.

Also real hard to hit things you can't see

 

[TD]

This helps too right? It's like a sword and torch combined? At least that's what I read/watched.

(I watched like 30 minutes of Tortle videos and read a bunch pre-campaign/while building character)

Spoiler

 

[VashTheStampede]

That would be a feasible light source, yes

 

[TD]

Would it help Dragmire as well if I happen to act first and unsheath it?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Seems like we’ll be getting a lot of bardic inspiration.

Can prestidigitation be used to create distractions for the snake so the snake is at a disadvantage- @GwJumpman

 

[TD]

Well T'anks only has 1 Inspiration left and I only got 2. lol

 

[TD]

((Apologies in advance for leading us to our deaths))

Tortle Dude will save us.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Tortle Dude will save us.

I wonder if we can trick the snake into biting your shell and breaking its fangs so we won’t have to worry about its venom poisoning us

 

[TD]

 

[VashTheStampede]

I do think we're gonna have to use the Snake Attack as a bit of a cliffhanger because I've gotta pack tonight for the flight in the morning. So we'll have to put a pause on things until probably Thursday.

 

[TD]

Enjoy your trip - y'all deserve it!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I do think we're gonna have to use the Snake Attack as a bit of a cliffhanger because I've gotta pack tonight for the flight in the morning. So we'll have to put a pause on things until probably Thursday.

Have fun in NY!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Just thinking out loud:

giant poisonous snake

If we do not eat the snake, it cannot do poison damage to us. We lucked out that it isn’t a giant venomous snake

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

If it's poisonous... it's probably just a giant cuddlesnake. One that gives you hugs to die for.

 

[TD]

I'm sorry all I heard is this snake is like a blowfish - just gotta live on the edge and know what parts to eat.

 

[TD]

I attempted to learn more about D&D, went down a rabbit hole, and learned the dreaded acronym...

TPK.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I attempted to learn more about D&D, went down a rabbit hole, and learning the dreaded acronym...

TPK.

Don’t leave us in suspense, what is it?

 

[TD]

Don’t leave us in suspense, what is it?

Spoiler: TPK

A total party kill (or TPK) happens when all the player characters in a campaign die, and there aren't any other active characters able to revive them. It's a (thankfully) rare event, usually caused by unbalanced encounters or extremely unlucky rolling for the players.

 

[T'anks]

MPK > TPK

Although a TPK stemming from an MPK attempt can be magical.

I watched a couple of skits from the channel the algorithm fed me last week, but I'unno what they're on about. I refuse to learn anything, carry me senpais.

 

[TD]

MPK > TPK

Google has not yielded effective results.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

MPK = mortal p. kombat

 

[T'anks]

That's 'cause I inserted MMO into your DnD!

Monster-Player Kill. Essentially, gaining aggression from an enemy monster, luring it towards a low(er) level group... and then being a dick and teleporting away or something so that the powerful monster eats the other players.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[TD]

That's 'cause I inserted MMO into your DnD!

Monster-Player Kill. Essentially, gaining aggression from an enemy monster, luring it towards a low(er) level group... and then being a dick and teleporting away or something so that the powerful monster eats the other players.

Oh so you're THAT player of the group...

That thirst trap may be the death of the adventurers of chaos.

 

[T'anks]

Me? I would never!

...Intentionally.

Look, shit happens okay? Sometimes you decide you want to try and flee before dying, train a whole bunch of monsters... and then die like 15 feet outside of town. And watch in delight abject horror as players exit the town one by one and are consumed by the horde.

 

[TD]

Dude is watching T'anks, all this commotion, and just so happen to want to abandon the chimney then have us happily march into an ambush by a giant snake.

...but you would never do that, intentionally.

 

[TD]

 

[T'anks]

Something tells me this isn't a, y'know, tiny garden snake.

...More like a serpent.

And by RPG logic, a serpent so large that it likely shouldn't be able to fit inside the cavern.

So calling it now: We're dealing with a fuckin' Graboid.

Gonna call him Grabby69 and shank him with extreme prejudice.

 

[TD]

I wonder how you figured out it wasn't a tiny garden snake based on it's description - what a mystery.

I got a gut suspicion someone is going to be making death saving rolls soon.

Go west they said... it'll be fun, they said...

Spoiler: What I envision

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

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[Kutshort Yes]

Go west they said... it'll be fun, they said...

It is fun

 

[TD]

Kutshort tames wolves.

Dude tames snakes.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Kutshort tames wolves.

Dude tames snakes.

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What @Tortle Dude wants to happen

Spoiler

What will happen

Spoiler

 

[TD]

TD and Tortle Dude are separate entities.

Tortle Dude will do what Tortle Dude will do.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

TD and Tortle Dude are separate entities.

Tortle Dude will do what Tortle Dude will do.

I fixed it

 

[TD]

...it... it looks the same.

EDIT: Oh you edited the first post.

 

[TD]

It should be noted that what I say Tortle Dude will do in OOC chat may or may not happen as such as it has to make sense within the scope of Dude's character.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

@VashTheStampede is it even a possibility to tame/charm the snake?

 

[VashTheStampede]

@VashTheStampede is it even a possibility to tame/charm the snake?

Technically yes but with the party's current disposition, highly unlikely.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Technically yes but with the party's current disposition, highly unlikely.

Are snakes easier or harder to charm if you chop their heads off?

I asked my daughter how to kill the snake and her top options were to cut off its head or throw it into a volcano. I think Kutshort left his volcano at home, so beheading is how we should proceed

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Why are y'all so worried. We had a snake, a FIRE snake on top of it, and the thing died in 2 hits. It's all just hyped up for nothing.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Why are y'all so worried. We had a snake, a FIRE snake on top of it, and the thing died in 2 hits. It's all just hyped up for nothing.

Our only issue is we have 2 party members without any form of dark vision