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so uh

half the party doesn't have darkvision

i have goofed

i mean

its been daylight outside and the sunlight has been reflecting off of the stream of water, illuminating the main shaft (there's that word again) of the cave but man y'all are getting deep in there and its getting late it might get dark soon

fuckin pro DM right here
 
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Who else doesn't have darkvision aside from me?

And what are the implications of no dark vision?
 
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Who else doesn't have darkvision aside from me?

And what are the implications of no dark vision?
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E.B. Dragmire

For characters without Darkvision, darkness is considered heavily obscured, meaning they cannot see in it at all. Perception checks that rely on sight automatically fail.

Also real hard to hit things you can't see
 
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This helps too right? It's like a sword and torch combined? At least that's what I read/watched.

(I watched like 30 minutes of Tortle videos and read a bunch pre-campaign/while building character)

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I attempted to learn more about D&D, went down a rabbit hole, and learned the dreaded acronym...

TPK.
 
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Don’t leave us in suspense, what is it?
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A total party kill (or TPK) happens when all the player characters in a campaign die, and there aren't any other active characters able to revive them. It's a (thankfully) rare event, usually caused by unbalanced encounters or extremely unlucky rolling for the players.
 
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MPK > TPK

Although a TPK stemming from an MPK attempt can be magical.

I watched a couple of skits from the channel the algorithm fed me last week, but I'unno what they're on about. I refuse to learn anything, carry me senpais. :giggle
 
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That's 'cause I inserted MMO into your DnD! :nuts

Monster-Player Kill. Essentially, gaining aggression from an enemy monster, luring it towards a low(er) level group... and then being a dick and teleporting away or something so that the powerful monster eats the other players. 😅
 
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(Raine) T'anks said:
That's 'cause I inserted MMO into your DnD! :nuts

Monster-Player Kill. Essentially, gaining aggression from an enemy monster, luring it towards a low(er) level group... and then being a dick and teleporting away or something so that the powerful monster eats the other players. 😅
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Oh so you're THAT player of the group...

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That thirst trap may be the death of the adventurers of chaos.
 
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Me? I would never!

...Intentionally.

Look, shit happens okay? Sometimes you decide you want to try and flee before dying, train a whole bunch of monsters... and then die like 15 feet outside of town. And watch in delight abject horror as players exit the town one by one and are consumed by the horde. :rofl
 
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Dude is watching T'anks, all this commotion, and just so happen to want to abandon the chimney then have us happily march into an ambush by a giant snake.

...but you would never do that, intentionally.

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Something tells me this isn't a, y'know, tiny garden snake.

...More like a serpent.

And by RPG logic, a serpent so large that it likely shouldn't be able to fit inside the cavern.

So calling it now: We're dealing with a fuckin' Graboid.

Gonna call him Grabby69 and shank him with extreme prejudice. 👀
 
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I wonder how you figured out it wasn't a tiny garden snake based on it's description - what a mystery.

I got a gut suspicion someone is going to be making death saving rolls soon.

Go west they said... it'll be fun, they said...

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It should be noted that what I say Tortle Dude will do in OOC chat may or may not happen as such as it has to make sense within the scope of Dude's character.

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