TD
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Go read his backstory.Do you think we will like Tortle Danger better?
It might inspire you to make sure Dude stays alive.
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VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
so uh
half the party doesn't have darkvision
i have goofed
i mean
its been daylight outside and the sunlight has been reflecting off of the stream of water, illuminating the main shaft (there's that word again) of the cave but man y'all are getting deep in there and its getting late it might get dark soon
fuckin pro DM right here
half the party doesn't have darkvision
i have goofed
i mean
its been daylight outside and the sunlight has been reflecting off of the stream of water, illuminating the main shaft (there's that word again) of the cave but man y'all are getting deep in there and its getting late it might get dark soon
fuckin pro DM right here
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
TD
ES COO Shitposting Dept. of GWF
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
E.B. DragmireWho else doesn't have darkvision aside from me?
And what are the implications of no dark vision?
For characters without Darkvision, darkness is considered heavily obscured, meaning they cannot see in it at all. Perception checks that rely on sight automatically fail.
Also real hard to hit things you can't see
TD
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VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
TD
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Seems like we’ll be getting a lot of bardic inspiration.
Can prestidigitation be used to create distractions for the snake so the snake is at a disadvantage- @GwJumpman
Can prestidigitation be used to create distractions for the snake so the snake is at a disadvantage- @GwJumpman
TD
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TD
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Tortle Dude will save us.((Apologies in advance for leading us to our deaths))
I wonder if we can trick the snake into biting your shell and breaking its fangs so we won’t have to worry about its venom poisoning usTortle Dude will save us.
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Have fun in NY!I do think we're gonna have to use the Snake Attack as a bit of a cliffhanger because I've gotta pack tonight for the flight in the morning. So we'll have to put a pause on things until probably Thursday.
Just thinking out loud:
If we do not eat the snake, it cannot do poison damage to us. We lucked out that it isn’t a giant venomous snakegiant poisonous snake
TD
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TD
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Don’t leave us in suspense, what is it?I attempted to learn more about D&D, went down a rabbit hole, and learning the dreaded acronym...
TPK.
TD
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Don’t leave us in suspense, what is it?
A total party kill (or TPK) happens when all the player characters in a campaign die, and there aren't any other active characters able to revive them. It's a (thankfully) rare event, usually caused by unbalanced encounters or extremely unlucky rolling for the players.
TD
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TD
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Oh so you're THAT player of the group...That's 'cause I inserted MMO into your DnD!
Monster-Player Kill. Essentially, gaining aggression from an enemy monster, luring it towards a low(er) level group... and then being a dick and teleporting away or something so that the powerful monster eats the other players.
That thirst trap may be the death of the adventurers of chaos.
Me? I would never!
...Intentionally.
Look, shit happens okay? Sometimes you decide you want to try and flee before dying, train a whole bunch of monsters... and then die like 15 feet outside of town. And watch indelight abject horror as players exit the town one by one and are consumed by the horde.
...Intentionally.
Look, shit happens okay? Sometimes you decide you want to try and flee before dying, train a whole bunch of monsters... and then die like 15 feet outside of town. And watch in
TD
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Something tells me this isn't a, y'know, tiny garden snake.
...More like a serpent.
And by RPG logic, a serpent so large that it likely shouldn't be able to fit inside the cavern.
So calling it now: We're dealing with a fuckin' Graboid.
Gonna call him Grabby69 and shank him with extreme prejudice.
...More like a serpent.
And by RPG logic, a serpent so large that it likely shouldn't be able to fit inside the cavern.
So calling it now: We're dealing with a fuckin' Graboid.
Gonna call him Grabby69 and shank him with extreme prejudice.
TD
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TD
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I fixed itTD and Tortle Dude are separate entities.
Tortle Dude will do what Tortle Dude will do.
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TD
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@VashTheStampede is it even a possibility to tame/charm the snake?
VashTheStampede
Dumdum McGee
Technically yes but with the party's current disposition, highly unlikely.@VashTheStampede is it even a possibility to tame/charm the snake?
Are snakes easier or harder to charm if you chop their heads off?Technically yes but with the party's current disposition, highly unlikely.
I asked my daughter how to kill the snake and her top options were to cut off its head or throw it into a volcano. I think Kutshort left his volcano at home, so beheading is how we should proceed
Our only issue is we have 2 party members without any form of dark visionWhy are y'all so worried. We had a snake, a FIRE snake on top of it, and the thing died in 2 hits. It's all just hyped up for nothing.
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