Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[TD]

Poor T'anks has post-Unseen Servant trauma.

 

[TD]

Phew at least Healing Word has +4. My dice scare me.



Also if I'm good with something I'll just toss it the blue thumbs up.

 

[T'anks Kiraine]

At least that wasn't your stealth roll!

"Dude stealthily takes his first step... BUT SUDDENLY, HIS ANKLE GIVES WAY AND HE FALLS ONTO HIS SHELL THAT'S FILLED WITH THE FINE CHINA"

 

[TD]

At least that wasn't your stealth roll!

"Dude stealthily takes his first step... BUT SUDDENLY, HIS ANKLE GIVES WAY AND HE FALLS ONTO HIS SHELL THAT'S FILLED WITH THE FINE CHINA"

If going up that hill requires any rolls, Dude enters "instant liability" territory, hopefully it's a low check.

Also...

@Raine
You can add yourself back to full health in Beyond with my Healing Word since your max hp is.. well, 7.

@VashTheStampede
I noticed Jumpy is still at 4, he's still got his outstanding short rest, right?

 

[T'anks Kiraine]

I still have a 1st Level slot, we're probably fiiine.

 

[TD]

That was my first 1st level I used, so I got my second.

Plus two more Inspirations.

#TeamBard

 

[Kutshort Yes]

That was my first 1st level I used, so I got my second.

Plus two more Inspirations.

#TeamBard

I’ve got charisma

 

[VashTheStampede]

@VashTheStampede
I noticed Jumpy is still at 4, he's still got his outstanding short rest, right?

That's a question for @GwJumpman

 

[TD]

Gotcha - wasn't sure if you were logging the short rests or if it was just in Beyond.

 

[T'anks Kiraine]

So are we going to need an Acrobatics Check for this here rubble pile?

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

Now I'm picturing you guys doing cartwheels up the slope.

 

[TD]

It's the moment Dude's been training for.

 

[TD]

T'anks is a ticking time bomb with these three.

 

[T'anks Kiraine]

T'anks, being dragged into more shenanigans:

 

[TD]

Shenanigans are fun and besides..

T'anks is not only alive but at full hp.

 

[T'anks Kiraine]

T'anks is not only alive but at full hp.

Well now you've jinxed it for sure.

 

[TD]

 

[T'anks Kiraine]

NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

 

[TD]

It's also the first time we're all collectively going with a plan.

 

[TD]

...probably better than my rope bridge idea though.

...maybe.

 

[TD]

A GIANT SNAKE.

 

[T'anks Kiraine]

Party: "Hey, let's try and avoid combat!"
Vash: lol

 

[TD]

Tortle Dude did not wanna go the same way as the giant snake.

 

[TD]

@VashTheStampede
Is this specific cave dark or is there any source of natural light?

 

[TD]

Vash: hope you like goblins
Also Vash: jk here's a giant poisonous snake

kut: do I have to roll for Hopper?
TD: Hopper's probably snake food

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

((Oh god a mother****ing snake on the mother****ing ledge))

((Hey, I already used a snakes on a plane reference in D&D for a killshot! No stealing!))

 

[Kutshort Yes]

TD: Hopper's probably snake food

How dare you!

 

[TD]

How dare you!

Don't worry, Dude'll cut open the snake after so we can have snake meat and wolf meat.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I think Tortle dude should sit on the snake and retreat into his shell. While the snake is trapped, we chop off his head

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Don't worry, Dude'll cut open the snake after so we can have snake meat and wolf meat.

 

[TD]

Kutshort and Hopper.

You know how it ends.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Kutshort and Hopper.

You know how it ends.

Someone’s jealous that wolves are closer to man’s best friend than Tortles

 

[TD]

Someone’s jealous that wolves are closer to man’s best friend than Tortles

The lore has already been established how Tortle Dude feels about wolves.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

The lore has already been established how Tortle Dude feels about wolves.

Pretend I didn’t read it, and sing it to me, oh master bard

 

[TD]

Pretend I didn’t read it, and sing it to me, oh master bard

Creative lyrics and artistry is for in character.

 

[VashTheStampede]

This far in the cave is dark but I thought everyone had dark vision

Oh god the tortle doesn't does he?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Dude, please regale me with your feelings on the majestic wolf

 

[TD]

He doesn't...

But he's got something else.

 

[TD]

Dude, please regale me with your feelings on the majestic wolf

 

[Kutshort Yes]

It’s already tomorrow somewhere

 

[TD]

It’s already tomorrow somewhere

But not in Canada.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[TD]

Cats and please.

 

[TD]

Are you sure you want to hear a song about how Tortle Dude feels about wolves?

you may not like it

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

VASH IS CENSORING ME!

 

[TD]

VASH IS CENSORING ME!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Are you sure you want to hear a song about how Tortle Dude feels about wolves?

you may not like it

I do, but remember, I saved your hide from the goblin boss

 

[TD]

I do, but remember, I saved your hide from the goblin boss

Dude was gonna be fiiiine.

 

[TD]

Although we might be about to find out how badly the dice gods want Dude gone - which would be fitting since I finally added his backstory.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Although we might be about to find out how badly the dice gods want Dude gone - which would be fitting since I finally added his backstory.

Do you think we will like Tortle Danger better?