My vote is I disengage from the party and climb the chimney using my groot ability, so long as I can enter the room around the time we know whether your plan works or not. This way, if it doesn’t, I’m behind him and can sneak attack for extra damageI'm back! ...And I feel like we might be further away from a consensus now? Or closer? Maybe both? At the same time??
I'm confused!
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They could also both hang with Dragmire to wait for us and lie in ambush. Or something.So then Hopper and Sildar would come with T'anks and Dude, but hang back a bit? Since presumably Hopper can't climb the chimney.
That’s what I thought they would do, but two of them are NPCThey could also both hang with Dragmire to wait for us and lie in ambush. Or something.
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I need to practice grooting in case Vash lets me climb the chimneyTrue I guess in theory Vash decides what they do. lol
“hello my love, tonight we dine on Tortle soup”I'm morbidly curious and morbidly scared of what Dude is about to get himself into walking into there with T'anks.
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“hello my love, tonight we dine on Tortle soup”
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Maybe we give them some privacy for a short or long restHey hey hey hey.
Don't you put this on me.
T'anks can talk us out of it with her goblin love.
VashTheStampede
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And then Dude will ______.Maybe we give them some privacy for a short or long rest
Next time on the Lost Mines.
Well really it is T’anks’ plan and the rest of us don’t trust it to work.There are like four completely separate plans all happening at the same time here lmfao
Dude is following her into the chamber
I’m trying to block off Klarg’s escape hatch, and you are planning a trap for him if he leaves his room
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There might be a slight chance there is more to it than that for Dude.
What kind of Cupid talk is this?!Well really it is T’anks’ plan and the rest of us don’t trust it to work.
Look just because she told him he was evil and walked out on him and the kids, doesn't mean he won't just take her back, bow to all of her whims, turn over a completely new leaf, get a respectable job and stop doing evil things. So she can then proceed to fuck off on an adventure fraught with danger with four men and a wolf.
It happens all the time!
I was the ONLY good Cupid this forum has seen (cupidon is a cupidon not a Cupid), give me some creditWhat kind of Cupid talk is this?!
Look just because she told him he was evil and walked out on him and the kids, doesn't mean he won't just take her back, bow to all of her whims, turn over a completely new leaf, get a respectable job and stop doing evil things. So she can then proceed to fuck off on an adventure fraught with danger with four men and a wolf.
It happens all the time!
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Well... technically they would be Bugbear babies. So, Dude's Goblism doesn't necessarily have to apply to them!
Moms 'R' Tough
I don't think T'anks would be the kind of person to leave her children, so she probably doesn't have any. Although at this point I am technically at the mercy of Vash's wild imagination and whatever the campaign book says...
I don't think T'anks would be the kind of person to leave her children, so she probably doesn't have any. Although at this point I am technically at the mercy of Vash's wild imagination and whatever the campaign book says...
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You're also standing next to her, so that would be impressive....do you? I'm keeping my sword low, not looking low!
It's a Wallmaster, we're gonna diiie
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He's obviously using his other hand so he doesn't accidentally stab T'anks.You're also standing next to her, so that would be impressive.
Spoiler
...Okay now I'm confused.He's obviously using his other hand so he doesn't accidentally stab T'anks.
Wait, do you know what a Wallmaster is but not a Like-Like?
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Don't worry I was confused already.Okay now I'm confused.
...yes?Wait, do you know what a Wallmaster is but not a Like-Like?
Is that strange?
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Yes, this is exclusively why.It's almost midnight on Saturday, confusion is just how we roll.
Nothing else is contributing to my confusion.
...they are.And Wallmasters are one of the scariest fucking things ever, so... no I guess that's pretty accurate.
Elden Ring stealing them and ramping them up to 100 is terrifying too.
But still not sure how you didn't know about the Like-Like name!
...Yes. Exactly!Yes, this is exclusively why.
Nothing else is contributing to my confusion.
The fact that I can't tell which of the six or so thoughts in my head is the correct one is proof of this. That's how it works, right?
DON'T TELL ME THATElden Ring stealing them and ramping them up to 100 is terrifying too.
What the fuuuck, Fromsoft.
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...I certainly hope so because... yup.The fact that I can't tell which of the six or so thoughts in my head is the correct one is proof of this. That's how it works, right?
You could finally play and find out.DON'T TELL ME THAT
What the fuuuck, Fromsoft.
Or click below at your own risk.
And with that I bid you goodnight.
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VashTheStampede
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As they entered, Klarg is standing in his little kitchenette, a little waist apron tied around him.As Dude walks alongside T'anks, he keeps his sword low and intends to watch Klarg's body language for signs of attack.
"Oh hey guys one of the goblins told me you were here so I made some scrambled eggs."
Dude: HE HAS A GUN! STOP RESISTING!
*blamblamblam*
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Shit... that's not scrambled eggs.And for what? Him?! A MAN TURTLE?!" Klarg's eyes dart suspiciously towards Tortle Dude, misinterpreting the nature of their relationship and letting his jealousy flare...
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