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I didn’t know you had a typeIt's all relative! I was thinking more:
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And less "What if it was Gregor Clegane but meaner and with more hair?!"
Shoe's definitely on the other foot with that one, methinks!Dude may or may not be trying so hard not to smirk at this moment - his ability to bite his tongue at being called "man turtle" twice is impressive.
Man, girl's outta her goddamn mind.I didn’t know you had a type
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...maybe, maybe not.Shoe's definitely on the other foot with that one, methinks!
@Christina maybe is not a villain origin story, maybe it’s a blossoming love storyDude, trying his hardest not to cringe, smirk, laugh, or comment continues to observe the situation to see where he heads... ready to step in if needed.
Dude prepares to step in front of T'anks should Klarg threaten her with violence.
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I'm a big fan of tortured, broken characters.
I assume this module doesn't end until at least after Cragmaw Castle gets cleared, however far away that is. But I'm super curious how much we've fucked this up and gone off the rails from where it should've gone - with or without the mid-campaign T'anks swap.
I assume this module doesn't end until at least after Cragmaw Castle gets cleared, however far away that is. But I'm super curious how much we've fucked this up and gone off the rails from where it should've gone - with or without the mid-campaign T'anks swap.
I’m sure we’re hitting the checkpoints, we’re just off-roading instead of staying on the trackI'm a big fan of tortured, broken characters.
I assume this module doesn't end until at least after Cragmaw Castle gets cleared, however far away that is. But I'm super curious how much we've fucked this up and gone off the rails from where it should've gone - with or without the mid-campaign T'anks swap.
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I’m sure we’re hitting the checkpoints, we’re just off-roading instead of staying on the track
I’ve learned he loves wolves… when they are grilledI'd say it's going swimmingly.
...can't close out this chapter without learning something about Dude, though.
I’ve also learned that Kutshort means enough to him that he will not try to eat Hopper out of respect for Kutshort
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"Get?"
Bish please, we take detours and sometimes ask for forgiveness after 'round these parts!
Besides if this is a villain origin story it's obligatory to stop at least once a battle, in the middle of the battle, and monologue. It is known.
If this doesn't end in tragedy I will be very disappointed!
Bish please, we take detours and sometimes ask for forgiveness after 'round these parts!
Besides if this is a villain origin story it's obligatory to stop at least once a battle, in the middle of the battle, and monologue. It is known.
If this doesn't end in tragedy I will be very disappointed!
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maybe that was going to be a monologue ..Does he get a half point for that since it wasn't a full monologue?
Are there points?? Who's keeping the score? This is crucial information for future chapters, I can feel it in my bones!
that was postponed
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Someone who gets the Tortle way.
It’s a good thing Dude and T’anks go before me, because if Klarg doesn’t follow you into the trap you laid, I’m going to attack something
The dice have spoken.
In my mind it looks like Frog from Chrono Trigger and one of its magical abilities we will discover later, is the ability to play the frog themeKutshort steals a FROG statue...
Dude: My people...
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It’s a good thing Dude and T’anks go before me, because if Klarg doesn’t follow you into the trap you laid, I’m going to attack something
Maybe I’ll roll a stealth role high enough to check the boxes behind the goblins while you distract them. Kutshort gets antsy waiting while other people are talking
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Dude remembers when Kutshort interrupted his upcoming monologue...Maybe I’ll roll a stealth role high enough to check the boxes behind the goblins while you distract them. Kutshort gets antsy waiting while other people are talking
The dice gods have answered Dude's prayers.
I had a thought: @VashTheStampede how high are the ceilings and how tall are the goblins?Maybe I’ll roll a stealth role high enough to check the boxes behind the goblins while you distract them. Kutshort gets antsy waiting while other people are talking
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Just while you’re monologuing. Once you finish, I’ll join in the fracasEveryone: Ready to start fighting!
Kutshort: Hold on can I loot everything BEFORE we fight?
Do some quick math… what would I have to roll, assuming the ceiling is high enough, to just groot my way along the ceiling and down the wall south of the boxes while you talk?Looks like we'll have to wait for tomorrow*.
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...so...
Do y'all think Dude is more a villain.. or a hero?
Hypothetically before or after he lobbed off the Goblin head and threw it at T'anks?Do y'all think Dude is more a villain.. or a hero?
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Hypothetically before or after he lobbed off the Goblin head and threw it at T'anks?
Well THAT'S already happened..
Had to get creative to test her loyalties, y'know.
Throwing the goblin head was the DnD equivalent of pulling her braids and then pushing her in the mud
Well THAT'S already happened..
Had to get creative to test her loyalties, y'know.
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Dude figured one of two things would happen:Throwing the goblin head was the DnD equivalent of pulling her braids and then pushing her in the mud
Either:
a) She would be disgusted and let it fall to the ground
b) She would catch it and ???
That one was answered.
Dude figured one of two things would happen:
Either:
a) She would be disgusted and let it fall to the ground
b) She would catch it and ???
That one was answered.
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