Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[Kutshort Yes]

It's starting to feel like there's a group rooting for a Dude/T'anks lovestory amongst us.

No clue how I came to that conclusion.

I just want to steal things. If you steal her heart in the process, you have my blessing… but if she breaks your heart…

 

[TD]

I mean her and Klarg were in love... and we know how that love story is about to end.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I mean her and Klarg were in love... and we know how that love story is about to end.

 

[TD]

It's a good thing Dude does not have a quest for love...

...oh... shit.





in before T'anks dies and Dude runs off with Klarg

 

[T'anks]

in before T'anks dies and Dude runs off with Klarg

If ever there was a job for the AI, this is it.

I'm not sure any of us are prepared for it though.


I think this has tracked pretty well so far.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

in before T'anks dies and Dude runs off with Klarg

The lover of my lover is my lover?

 

[TD]

Oh right...

Those flaws.

 

[T'anks]

I, for one, can see no way her flaws will get worse after this. Nor Dude's, after slaying a tyrant and becoming more emboldened!

 

[TD]

Dude and his "secrets".

 

[VashTheStampede]

I swear I didn't set out to try and break people lol

 

[TD]

Look at it this way...

We've just become that engaged.

...and also look at who you got here.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Look at it this way...

We've just become that engaged.

...and also look at who you got here.

 

[TD]

If ever there was a job for the AI, this is it.

Spoiler: Oh no

 

[VashTheStampede]

Spoiler: Oh no

View attachment 9916

 

[TD]

Who looks bigger and stronger now?

Clearly Dude ain't gonna let that one go.

 

[VashTheStampede]

The image was a bad perspective and Klarg is 2.5 feet tall

Man that would be funny

 

[TD]

Dude can chop him up into 3 2.5ft tall pieces.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Klargs just upset because he always looked up to T'anks

Literally

 

[TD]

The punnier the better.

 

[VashTheStampede]

T'anks left because Klarg just refused to grow up

 

[VashTheStampede]

Be careful with your monologue

You really shouldn't belittle him

 

[TD]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Now you might be able to understand why he has such a short temper

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

Dude itchin' to go.


Meanwhile poor Dragmire is allllllll the way over there.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Just wondering aloud how much pilfering I can do before any action starts.

Does anyone know if goblins are more perceptive than snakes?

Do some quick math… what would I have to roll, assuming the ceiling is high enough, to just groot my way along the ceiling and down the wall south of the boxes while you talk?

@VashTheStampede is there time to attempt this before the fighting starts?

How high is the ceiling and how tall are goblins?

 

[VashTheStampede]

More like Unseen Warlock am I right?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

More like Unseen Warlock am I right?

I feel like you’re deliberately ignoring me… so either you want me to just attempt it, or you want me to drop it… but I don’t know which one

 

[VashTheStampede]

I feel like you’re deliberately ignoring me… so either you want me to just attempt it, or you want me to drop it… but I don’t know which one

Nah I'm just waiting until I'm at my PC

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Nah I'm just waiting until I'm at my PC

I’m just fucking with you. I’m in no rush

 

[TD]

More like Unseen Warlock am I right?

He's just building the suspense.

 

[VashTheStampede]

He is the master of timing

 

[TD]

He's busy eating wolf meat.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I didn’t realize we were waiting on him for initiative. I thought we were waiting on more monologues

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Initiative Order
The Dude
Hopper
Dragmire
T'anks
Klarg
Kutshort
Goblins
Sildar

(( @TD is up first ))

This is almost perfect, because I need to know how Klarg will react before I act.

Only question is, will I start from the cozy reading nook or from the boxes

I hope I remembered to teach Hopper sit/stay

 

[VashTheStampede]

@VashTheStampede is there time to attempt this before the fighting starts?

How high is the ceiling and how tall are goblins?

Goblins are between 3-4 feet tall.

The ceiling in this chamber is about 25 feet off the ground, on average.

 

[TD]

Well..

Y'all gonna have to wait until after my niece and nephew go to bed.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Well..

Y'all gonna have to wait until after my niece and nephew go to bed.

Put on a good show, I want to loot those boxes

 

[VashTheStampede]

Well..

Y'all gonna have to wait until after my niece and nephew go to bed.

pretty fucked up that you're making them go to bed so early but I appreciate their sacrifice

 

[TD]

The little gremlins are asleep, will get to this shortly.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

The little gremlins are asleep, will get to this shortly.

 

[TD]

Dude finally does his monologue.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Dude finally does his monologue.

But now I need to look up what heroism does

 

[TD]

 

[T'anks]

Heroism sounds legit broken, that's why I grabbed it.

 

[Dragmire]

I bet nobody knows what Dragmire is gonna do

 

[Dragmire]

@VashTheStampede How much space does moving diagonal count as? 10 or 5?

 

[TD]

But now I need to look up what heroism does

That's your takeaway?

 

[Dragmire]

That's your takeaway?

Party stops during fight to talk about someone's spell.

"Hey wait a second, now hold on there. What was that? I haven't seen THAT one before. C'mon cast it on me."

 

[Kutshort Yes]

That's your takeaway?

It all depends on how the goblins react