Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[TD]

...But when I was Googling "cute spider" earlier I got a face full of DeviantArt.

Spoiler: OMG IT'S A SPARKLEMUFFIN

And don't google Tortle Soup if you like turtles.

 

[T'anks]

Yeah I'll definitely pass on the Tortle Soup then.


But, oh yes. Cute Spider Girl. That's where I went wrong in my Googling.

Spoiler: I Googled Girl/Woman on the Internet, what do you think is going to be in here

The top right one is what made me facepalm. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS DeviantArt?!

 

[T'anks]

@VashTheStampede am I being a dumdum, or does the forum software limit us to 2 of any single die per post?

I tried clicking "+" and then just wrote in 3 manually, but no dice.


ALSO MY ROLLS HURT MY SOUUUL

 

[TD]

Raine got that TD luck.

Roll a D6 3x!

Total = 6

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

@VashTheStampede am I being a dumdum, or does the forum software limit us to 2 of any single die per post?

I tried clicking "+" and then just wrote in 3 manually, but no dice.


ALSO MY ROLLS HURT MY SOUUUL

Might be more of a Ben question as I THINK he set it up, but I too cannot roll more than 2 at a time. But you can roll a total of 5 times in a post.

 

[T'anks]

I do appreciate that the dice were nice enough to do a countdown for me/us.

3... 2... 1... right in the kisser!

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

I can't wait to use my other characters in a campaign. Just another random thought for the moment...

 

[VashTheStampede]

Might be more of a Ben question as I THINK he set it up

Yeah, finding the plug-in was about the extent of my capabilities.

 

[TD]

Hmm.

 

[TD]

Testing one more thing.

 

[T'anks]

@Ben I'm drowning in my own suck over here, please help a Bard out.

@VashTheStampede am I being a dumdum, or does the forum software limit us to 2 of any single die per post?

I tried clicking "+" and then just wrote in 3 manually, but no dice.

 

[TD]

I thought the "Roll up to 5 times" button maybe did something, but maybe it's just telling you that you can roll 5 times. Weird it's a button.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

I thought the "Roll up to 5 times" button maybe did something, but maybe it's just telling you that you can roll 5 times. Weird it's a button.

As a QA person, I like to push buttons till I break something.

 

[TD]

As a QA person, I like to push buttons till I break something.

Me being me, I have a similar propensity to do this.

 

[TD]

I tried clicking "+" and then just wrote in 3 manually, but no dice.

Wait.

What "+"?

 

[Dungeon Master]

@Ben I'm drowning in my own suck over here, please help a Bard out.

It was set at 2. Just upped it to 5.

 

[T'anks]

Wait.

What "+"?

The add/remove thing for people that don't want to touch their keyboard. May or may not be there on mobile?

 

[T'anks]

It was set at 2. Just upped it to 5.

Aww, thank you!

Also RIP wasting that nat20 lol

 

[TD]

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The add/remove thing for people that don't want to touch their keyboard. May or may not be there on mobile?

...

screams in mobile

 

[Dungeon Master]

Aww, thank you!

Also RIP wasting that nat20 lol

Got a 1 in the same set though, so... Balance.

 

[Dungeon Master]

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screams in mobile

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The buttons are still there. You just don't see the + or -

 

[TD]

Got a 1 in the same set though, so... Balance.

Spoiler: TD brain

I considered a different type of balance thanks to your visual aid.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

crosses fingers

 

[TD]

WAIT THERE'S A D100??

When does that even get used.

 

[Dungeon Master]

From mobile.

 

[T'anks]

Spoiler: TD brain

I considered a different type of balance thanks to your visual aid.

...Perv.

Spoiler

She's exactly my type though, I won't lie.

 

[TD]

...Perv.

Spoiler

She's exactly my type though, I won't lie.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

WAIT THERE'S A D100??

When does that even get used.

For the lolz. Mostly for attempting to roll a 69.

 

[TD]

Hmmm.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

Hmmm.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

What do we get if we roll a 69?

 

[Nac McWeeble]

'S gotta be a badge for it.

 

[Dungeon Master]

D100 aren't used very very often. For percentage based things, maybe loot tables with a lot of outcomes, etc.

 

[TD]

 

[T'anks]

Also, I'm going to need Nae to just go ahead and make a second character.

Named Duff McWhalen.

Because my brain always wants to read that when seeing the "McW" and then I have a stupid giggle fit because I'm very mature.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

Also, I'm going to need Nae to just go ahead and make a second character.

Named Duff McWhalen.

Because my brain always wants to read that when seeing the "McW" and then I have a stupid giggle fit because I'm very mature.

On it.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

D100 aren't used very very often. For percentage based things, maybe loot tables with a lot of outcomes, etc.

66 twice is impressive, ngl

 

[TD]

Don't mind Tortle Dude.

He ain't doing a damn thing this battle 'cept this.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Don't mind Tortle Dude.

He ain't doing a damn thing this battle 'cept this.

I'd say he'd doing exactly his job then!

 

[TD]

My 3 hit roles have been 6, 3, and 4.

Very close to the bottom 25% of possibility all three times.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

My 3 hit roles have been 6, 3, and 4.

Very close to the bottom 25% of possibility all three times.

Don't worry, in D&D that means one of two things: either you're going to make a critical roll to kill a big boss... or... you're going to die in a fire and brimstone sort of way.

 

[Dungeon Master]

or... you're going to die in a fire and brimstone sort of way.

 

[TD]

Don't worry, in D&D that means one of two things: either you're going to make a critical roll to kill a big boss... or... you're going to die in a fire and brimstone sort of way.

I'm playing a different game - I'm not supposed to die this early and brutally.

...at least my backup is ready to go in the guild.

but I'll be really sad if I don't get to play out Dude's character development

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

I'm playing a different game - I'm not supposed to die this early and brutally.

...at least my backup is ready to go in the guild.

but I'll be really sad if I don't get to play out Dude's character development

lol, I'm sure you'll be fine. If it makes you feel better, I almost got gibbed by a fume drake and survived. I also jumped naked into a hot spring that no one joined me in... so that was awkward.

 

[TD]

lol, I'm sure you'll be fine. If it makes you feel better, I almost got gibbed by a fume drake and survived. I also jumped naked into a hot spring that no one joined me in... so that was awkward.

A FUME DRAKE.

I'm struggling with normal ass goblins.

Dude is doomed.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

A FUME DRAKE.

I'm struggling with normal ass goblins.

Dude is doomed.

I'd like to say that our half orc barbarian carried the load... but he enraged and still managed to miss every swing of his axe.

I did get to kill one with my crossbow and made a snakes on a plane reference, so that was pretty cool.

 

[VashTheStampede]

oh yeah if you wanted cool enemies you're in the wrong place

goblin city over here

 

[TD]

I'd like to say that our half orc barbarian carried the load... but he enraged and still managed to miss every swing of his axe.

I did get to kill one with my crossbow and made a snakes on a plane reference, so that was pretty cool.

Has anyone died?

I've been reserving badge slot #6 for my first D&D badge but I don't want it to be THAT.

 

[TD]

oh yeah if you wanted cool enemies you're in the wrong place

goblin city over here

I mean Goblin City ties into Dude's character pretty well.

Unless he doesn't live for y'all to see it.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Has anyone died?

Nein.