Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[TD]

one day I'll roll well, one day

 

[T'anks]

one day I'll roll well, one day

Good rolls are only for trolling. It is law.



Do devils even know what lettuce is?!

What do these Tiefling creatures even eat??

...Also we both know it's not that kind of lettuce the Dude wants.

 

[TD]

Good rolls are only for trolling. It is law.



Do devils even know what lettuce is?!

What do these Tiefling creatures even eat??

...Also we both know it's not that kind of lettuce the Dude wants.

my trolling back fails as you can see with my response

You weren't around for when Tortle Dude sold his suit (made a deal with a devil) for some dank efreeti lettuce.

 

[TD]

What do these Tiefling creatures even eat??

...if the Tiefling ain't too careful, Tortle Claw may end up on the menu.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

...if the Tiefling ain't too careful, Tortle Claw may end up on the menu.

This tiefling may end up putting tortle shell on the menu..

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

Ain't like she's got a dagger anymore either...

 

[T'anks]

See, this is what happens when you fail to roll into a blood-crazed Berserker!

 

[TD]

See, this is what happens when you fail to roll into a blood-crazed Berserker!

Or this is what happens when you pick on someone smaller than you like our innocent little Dragmire.

 

[T'anks]

This is why the little tribes in fantasy settings are universally known as shitlords!!


@VashTheStampede So, which thing do I need to do here.

I can come up with (with help from Google 'cause I'unno what I'm doing lol):

Intimidation Check -> Whoever's more intimidating wins?
Persuasion Check -> Convince Mr. Brutabullicus over here that we can eat Goblin paste together?
Insight Check -> See if he's bluffing?
Survival Check -> Presumably T'anks already knows the direction of the Goblin(s) she was following, but all the same?
Charisma Saving Throw -> Resist Intimidation?

 

[TD]

Mr. Brutabullicus

 

[T'anks]

C'mon, you know that name was inspired!

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

Vash: I'll get to this soon

TD & Raine: Let's roll dice against eachother in the meantime

 

[TD]

(I'll be back a bit later - gotta clean the house in preparation of my better half's triumphant hopefully not murderous return)

 

[T'anks]

Yes, woo! ...All the more reason to knock Tortle's big booty out. Or die trying I guess...


My own avocado passed out on me.
This knowledge is cursed. All of this fruit knowledge.

 

[TD]

Yes, woo! ...All the more reason to knock Tortle's big booty out. Or die trying I guess...


My own avocado passed out on me.
This knowledge is cursed. All of this fruit knowledge.

 

[TD]

in before Raine nat20's my ass

 

[T'anks]

...L.

M.

A.

O.

 

[VashTheStampede]

YOOOOOOOOO

 

[TD]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Are they about to throw down?

 

[T'anks]

My next Saving Throw will be a 1 as compensation.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[TD]

If there's one thing I have learned recently, RNG is going to favour Raine over me.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If there's one thing I have learned recently, RNG is going to favour Raine over me.

It favors goblins over me. Just have @GwJumpman roll for you next time

 

[TD]

We have a party leader who can never roll and win y'all.

 

[T'anks]

That's the best kind of party leader.

You can't be our Squall, I'm afraid.

But you can definitely be our Laguna.

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

That's the best kind of party leader.

You can't be our Squall, I'm afraid.

But you can definitely be our Laguna.

Is this a flattering way of you telling me I'm dreamy?

 

[T'anks]

Hmm! I can't let your ego get too big now, but I've encountered worse.

 

[TD]

Hmm! I can't let your ego get too big now, but I've encountered worse.

your ego get too big now

too big now

 

[Kutshort Yes]

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[TD]

OH YEAH SURE.

NOWWW YOU'LL ROLL A 2.

 

[T'anks]

It is the way of RNGesus!

Also Dragmire has now become one of those strange Japanese Idols in my mind. I love it. lol

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

i enjoy this entire group but Dragmire is the glue guy

 

[TD]

shortkut:

 

[Kutshort Yes]

i enjoy this entire group but Dragmire is the glue guy

He’s the duck tape guy. He hangs back and when need a solution, he can fix anything

 

[T'anks]

Heading out for a little while - dinner and all that - will catch back up when I return.

Also stop doing mind control that's Ee-vil!

 

[TD]

Also stop doing mind control that's Ee-vil!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Also stop doing mind control that's Ee-vil!

((This is the character I was trying to create))

 

[T'anks]

And here I thought T'anks seemed pretty villainous. Nope, Kutshort's got that on lock.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Christina has a theory that this campaign is the origin story for the villains another campaign is going to have to face.

I am hoping this is not the case lol

 

[TD]

I mean..

We have a party of four chaotics.

Feels like we're just getting started and Dude's secret long term goal is to become a tyrant ruling over the lands.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[TD]

Also Vash.

Waiting until after I die in wolf to start posting Margot Robbie?

Damn man, that's cold.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Also Vash.

Waiting until after I die in wolf to start posting Margot Robbie?

Damn man, that's cold.

 

[TD]

 

[VashTheStampede]

(Birds of Prey is my favorite DCU movie)