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Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.
We're so happy for you, Alu!((((After that, this Stormrender fight better be fucking epic, Ben!))
Thank you, Short Order
Kutshort helps search the bodies and battlefield for useful weapons, armor, items, and clues
((Let me know if I need to roll anything))
((It shouldn't force-heal you if you level up, but if the party wants to take a long-rest anyway then it'd be a moot point.))((I've never leveled up a character that I actually use on DNDB. Is it going to heal me or something if I were to do it now? Not sure how it handles the whole hit dice thing))
((I’ll keep a shield in my pack. Is anything useful for me? Would the chain shirt be something I can wear and would it be an upgrade if I can? Can a rogue use a gladius sword?Cataloguing the items of the legion you slaughtered, you find;![]()
- 1 Chain hook.
- 1 Pilum
- 2 Gladius Swords; 1 is damaged beyond use, 1 is functional.
- 14 Shields; 2 are damaged beyond use, 12 are functional.
- 3 Chain shirts; 1 is damaged beyond use, 2 are functional.
- A total of 100gp, 200sp and 500cp carried in various pouches.
- 3 blue gemstones.
- 1 Crude Map that seems to show this clearing and the trap placement.
- 2 Small tribal totems.
- Assorted rings, earrings and necklaces made from bones, teeth and semi-precious stones.
- 1 Scroll of Burning Hands.
((It shouldn't force-heal you if you level up, but if the party wants to take a long-rest anyway then it'd be a moot point.))
((Google tells me a gladius would be just a shortsword for dnd5e. I’d swap out my scimitar for the gladius/another shortsword and offer my scimitar to Jon))((I wouldn't mind a shield myself as I can wield it in my offhand. I'd like to know the stats on the gladius sword in case it's better than the short sword I have. Honestly, there is a few things I'd like to know more info on. I suspect you can't just tell us, @Ben? Or is that something we have info on because we'd put them in inventory on our character and see them anyhow?))
((I won't give you any information on magical/special effects for free. That'll need either an Arcana check, identify spell, or taking it to a merchant to get it appraised.((I wouldn't mind a shield myself as I can wield it in my offhand. I'd like to know the stats on the gladius sword in case it's better than the short sword I have. Honestly, there is a few things I'd like to know more info on. I suspect you can't just tell us, @Ben? Or is that something we have info on because we'd put them in inventory on our character and see them anyhow?))
{{Fixed it for you, buddy.like finding a hidden mechanism in asworddick dagger hilt.
((Hey, we've shared, tyvm))It'll be up to you guys to distribute the loot and decide what to take. Historically this group has been kinda loot ninjas and whoever first grabbed something kept it. There's not been much discussion about what belongs "to the party".
((how else would you inspect it?((Or lick it?!))
((Can I say I practiced with my gun in the long rest? I'll be happy to forego any other artificer shenanigans!))Kutshort picks up a gladius and a shield. Zesty takes a shield, as does Short Order. The rest of the shields and weapons are carelessly shoved into Nac's robes. He clunks as he moves.![]()
((I just picked the first character tab I clicked, so Nac is carrying everything.
But, you really want to take the rest of it with you? That's like... 68lbs of shields or something if you take the non-broken ones. Nac can carry it with his squad dwarf frame, but you're a heavy fellow now.)
Everybody has been long-rested.
I'll say Moonsprout found his way back to camp while everyone was resting.
You want to go straight to the observatory, I'm guessing?))
((Don't say you did it, actually do it. You should have to role play these things, but yes it's entirely allowable for you to do that. Make a 1d20 roll, no modifier.))((Can I say I practiced with my gun in the long rest? I'll be happy to forego any other artificer shenanigans!))
((nah, he doesn't. You have to repair him, or you could make an entirely new steel defender over the long rest to reset its hp.((Oh, also, does Boltz heal during a long rest too?))
((Cool. I'll have him use repair on himself then prior to the long rest so that the usage will reset as well.))((nah, he doesn't. You have to repair him, or you could make an entirely new steel defender over the long rest to reset its hp.
((Cool. I'll have him use repair on himself then prior to the long rest so that the usage will reset as well.))
As the figurative smoke from the battle clears and the team collects belongings from the battle, Zesty eyes a nearby shield still appearing in functional condition. He attaches it to his left arm. Though a little small as made for a kobold, the shield will do nicely in a pinch to help protect Zesty while wielding his Lockbuster.
The Lockbuster he thought... I never thought to train with this and it cost me dearly in that fight. Sparkrender will no proffer the same luxury the kobolds did. I should train with this during while we rest for the coming fight.
Boltz, enter repair mode. We'll need you tip top shape for the coming fight.
The mechanical wolf beeps in acknowledgement and lays down next to his master with a soft mechanical whirring as it enters self-diagnostic and repair mode.
With that, the artificer ensures no one is down range of a small tree and he takes aim, beginning to practice with the weapon.
Aim small, miss small...
Several shots ring off his target, though he can't quite see how well clustered the group is, but he goes for what feels like hours before settling in for a rest himself.
((Yeah, apologies. Kids taking up a ton of time, and what other free time I had I've admittedly been playing Stardew Valley and not this. I've got some time off coming up though, so I'll get on top of it within the next few days.))((I'm thinking we can divvy up all the coins after selling what needs be selling and stuff.
I'm good with going straight on to the observatory, happily clunking and clanking along the way!))
((That's kind of what I assumed you'd all try first, but alas the reach of the Scorpion ring is only 20ft. He wouldn't be able to reach all the way across the gap.))((What are the chances Short Order can channel his inner Scopion and use that fancy ring to "GET OVER HERE!" the key?
Or we could have Aims throw Moonsprout and make him use his dick dagger again.))
((So we have Aims throw Short Order and he Indiana Jones' himself across the gap with the ring.((That's kind of what I assumed you'd all try first, but alas the reach of the Scorpion ring is only 20ft. He wouldn't be able to reach all the way across the gap.))
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((I could always JUST misty step 30 feet.))((I will offer some help in that, you can use your movement to jump and then use an ability like the ring or Misty Step. I know I didn't really show it on the map, but I'll say there's enough of a lip in front of the door that you could land on it.))
((Well yeah but it's 35 feet across... I'd love to see you comically appear 5 feet short of the door-frame and plummet though, so do that.))((I could always JUST misty step 30 feet.))