GW Mario Party

[VashTheStampede]

Going after whoever @Ben picks this time

 

[Ben]

 

[TD]

 

[The Flame]

The dungeon duo deals 24 damage to Red Team.

HP
Red Team: 23
Yellow Team: 50
Green Team: 26

@Spiner202 and @shortkut next. I guess technically you guys don't even need me here for this mini-game, but it is understandable that basic subtraction just doesn't hit quite the same without Zoidberg's jigglin' titties next to it.

 

[shortkut]

Unless @Spiner202 wants to change it, I think we should even things out and aim for the yellow team

 

[Spiner202]

Agreed.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Spiner202]

I only had one good roll in me

 

[TD]

 

[Jon]

Unless @Spiner202 wants to change it, I think we should even things out and aim for the yellow team

So... first turn "BURN DOWN ONE TEAM!."

Now... "Let's spread the love out."

 

[shortkut]

So... first turn "BURN DOWN ONE TEAM!."

Now... "Let's spread the love out."

Yes.

The first time it was our turn, the pile was made.

The second time, it was already spread out.

 

[TD]

I thought we were just trying to get rid of 1st place.

 

[Jon]

I thought we were just trying to get rid of 1st place.

Which wasn't first place.

 

[TD]

Which wasn't first place.

 

[shortkut]

I thought we were just trying to get rid of 1st place.

I’m last place. I should be receiving charity

 

[TD]

I’m last place. I should be receiving charity

I'll make a call and see if Charity is free.

 

[shortkut]

I'll make a call and see if Charity is free.

I’ve heard good things about her

 

[TD]

I’ve heard good things about her

 

[shortkut]

 

[TD]

It's a...

Spoiler

pussy on a pole.

 

[The Flame]

4 damage to yellow team

HP
Red Team: 23
Yellow Team: 46
Green Team: 26

@TD @Rick52

 

[TD]

Okay okay.
Let's try to even this out a bit shall we Rick?

...yellow?

 

[TD]

 

[Rick52]

yellow sounds good to me

 

[Jon]

Okay okay.
Let's try to even this out a bit shall we Rick?

...yellow?

You jerks only roll kill shots against me and Nae. I'm insulted!

 

[shortkut]

Okay okay.
Let's try to even this out a bit shall we Rick?

...yellow?

Hax!

 

[The Flame]

4 damage to yellow team, huh? How original

HP
Red Team: 23
Yellow Team: 42
Green Team: 26

@VashTheStampede @Ben yellow time

 

[Ben]

On your target, @VashTheStampede

EDIT:

 

[Nae'blis]

You jerks only roll kill shots against me and Nae. I'm insulted!

Clearly we were the most dangerous ones.. now they can play nice.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Going for red

 

[Ben]

Helping @The Flame out and doing our own math.

6

x

2

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The Flame
@The Flame​

| Yellow team deals 12 bludgeoning damage to Red team.

HP
Red Team: 11
Yellow Team: 42
Green Team: 26

@Spiner202 is up with @shortkut. |

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[TD]

The inclusion of Zoidberg titties is clutch.

 

[Ben]

The inclusion of Zoidberg titties is clutch.

Yes, clutch 'dem titties.

 

[shortkut]

@Spiner202 you pick the target

 

[Spiner202]

Let's go after yellow.

 

[shortkut]

 

[The Flame]

12 damage to Yellow

HP
Red Team: 11
Yellow Team: 30
Green Team: 26

@TD @Rick52

 

[TD]

@Rick52
Your choice on who.

 

[Rick52]

Yellow

 

[The Flame]

Yellow is down to 10 HP. @VashTheStampede and @Ben time for revenge

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[shortkut]

Oh shit, red might win this

 

[TD]

 

[Ben]

Green is mean.

 

[shortkut]

There is now

@Spiner202 vengeance on yellow team?

 

[The Flame]

24 damage to green

HP
Red Team: 11
Yellow Team: 10
Green Team: 2

Just updating health to keep track of things. Looks like we're waiting to see if Spiner will deal a killing blow to someone.

 

[Spiner202]

There is now

@Spiner202 vengeance on yellow team?

Yessir

 

[The Flame]

RIP Yellow

HP
Red Team: 11
Green Team: 2

@TD @Rick52 anything but snake eyes and you win

 

[TD]

 

[Rick52]

may as well OVERKILL -I mean respectfully defeat them without showing our opponents up