Very Important Text-Based D&D discussion

[Short Order]

A mischievous little gremlin that shuffles about and upon the first sign of danger shapeshifts into buttplug of all things.

Or a magical one that can float around and deal 1 blunt damage.

Blunt damage might mean something different in this crew.

 

[Tortle Dude]

I'm already beginning to fear characters getting a little too familiar...

To be fair, most of this group is quite familiar with eachother.

 

[Tortle Dude]

Different game, same family.
Something like that.

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Blunt damage might mean something different in this crew.

I don't need to know where people store their pipes. Or what shape they are.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

We know all about you and Kutshort.

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Uses monk powers to get rid of Patrick Swayze's sulking jealous ghost

 

[Dungeon Master]

Different game, same family.

DALL-E refuses to make images that look exactly like a real person, so I had to game it a little bit... Have this image of 50% Vin Diesel 50% Dwayne Johnson apparently being chased by Wookies on a Donatello powered wagon...



Illustrated one I tried was honestly sick as fuck, though...

 

[Tuberius of Wadawurrung]

Can't believe what I've woken up to. A cursed butt plug and a Pokemon threesome

Tuberius removes his pants ready to become one with the lads

 

[Dungeon Master]

A cursed butt plug and a Pokemon threesome

 

[Crystal]

Crystal casually places several cleaning cloths on the bar in preparation.

 

[Short Order]

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

This is more what I expected Tavern threads to turn into.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Crystal casually places several cleaning cloths on the bar in preparation.

 

[Dungeon Master]

New tavern thread: The Platinum Plus Penguin

 

[Tortle Dude]

Crystal are you going to be playing D&D?

Tortle Dude makes a wish.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Crystal are you going to be playing D&D?

Tortle Dude makes a wish.

I think she got Pier Pressured™ into hanging out in the Tavern threads, but probably doesn't have time to participate in the campaigns. Wrangling our circus of a member-base it a full time job in and of itself.

I'd happily be wrong about the lack of time though, very welcome to participate if you'd like, @Crystal!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Tortle Dude touches Kutshort and lets out a gentle but boisterous giggle.

Kutshort has magical wood

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Kutshort unlocked temporary proficiency in Potter's Tools. Kutshort has advantage due to Tortle Dude's help action. Kutshort crafted a +1 Cursed Butt-Plug.

Is that a weapon or armor? Asking for a friend

 

[Short Order]

Is that a weapon or armor? Asking for a friend

Yes.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

places +1 Cursed Butt-Plug into... inventory

 

[Tuberius of Wadawurrung]

 

[Tortle Dude]

Is that a weapon or armor? Asking for a friend

My shell is the armor silly.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Tortle Dude]

MR F'N BELDING!

Right in the childhood.

 

[Tuberius of Wadawurrung]

Thanks Vash, feel old

 

[Tortle Dude]

Thanks Vash, feel old

Tubby.

I have some news.

We all got old.

 

[Tuberius of Wadawurrung]

Just remember I'm still younger than most, if not all, of you!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Just remember I'm still younger than most, if not all, of you!

 

[Crystal]

Crystal are you going to be playing D&D?

Tortle Dude makes a wish.

I think she got Pier Pressured™ into hanging out in the Tavern threads, but probably doesn't have time to participate in the campaigns. Wrangling our circus of a member-base it a full time job in and of itself.

I'd happily be wrong about the lack of time though, very welcome to participate if you'd like, @Crystal!

(no, not campaigning, I have 0 skill)

 

[Tuberius of Wadawurrung]

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[Tortle Dude]

(no, not campaigning, I have 0 skill)

...that's most of us.

I mean, a turtle just stripped naked to make a clay scuplture of Ditto with Kutshort and we have literal visuals.

Yet you confuse this for skill?

We clearly got no clue what we are doing.

 

[Crystal]

...that's most of us.

I mean, a turtle just stripped naked to make a clay sculture of Ditto with Kutshort and we have literally visuals.

Yet you confuse this for skill?

We clearly got no clue what we are doing.

Nah, I've barely mastered wiping up the bar after the buttplug makes an appearance. Besides, there's a much more badass penguin already ready to adventure!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Nah, I've barely mastered wiping up the bar after the buttplug makes an appearance. Besides, there's a much more badass penguin already ready to adventure!

I'm sorry...a buttplug makes an appearance and you only WIPE THINGS DOWN?

i'd be hiring some Gandalf lookin dude to thaumaturgy that shit with magic bleach

i'm taking my coin to TGISixday's

 

[Tortle Dude]

I'm sorry...a buttplug makes an appearance and you only WIPE THINGS DOWN?

i'd be hiring some Gandalf lookin dude to thaumaturgy that shit with magic bleach

i'm taking my coin to TGISixday's

Holy fuck dude lmao

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Holy fuck dude lmao

I mean, he's not wrong...

But the buttplug coming out is what needs the cleanup?

The naked dancing animals did it for me.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

I mean, he's not wrong...

But the buttplug coming out is what needs the cleanup?

The naked dancing animals did it for me.

Fuck let me rephrase that...

The naked dancing animals MADE ME WANT TO SANITIZE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Ok, that's not much better...

 

[Tortle Dude]

No but I don't know why I found it so funny.

Like SO funny that my wife thinks I'm nuts right now.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Nah, I've barely mastered wiping up the bar after the buttplug makes an appearance. Besides, there's a much more badass penguin already ready to adventure!

That’s the thing, you don’t need to adventure, just say you’re a penguin and post

 

[Tortle Dude]

Fuck let me rephrase that...

The naked dancing animals MADE ME WANT TO SANITIZE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE.

Dude I don't know what you're used to but I'm used to animals being naked.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

No but I don't know why I found it so funny.

Like SO funny that my wife thinks I'm nuts right now.

 

[Crystal]

I'm sorry...a buttplug makes an appearance and you only WIPE THINGS DOWN?

i'd be hiring some Gandalf lookin dude to thaumaturgy that shit with magic bleach

i'm taking my coin to TGISixday's

It's the ancient times, the long long ago...we have not purell, we have no disinfectant wipes, I'm doing my best here! We penguins are simple creatures!

That’s the thing, you don’t need to adventure, just say you’re a penguin and post

I'm a penguin and post.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Dude I don't know what you're used to but I'm used to animals being naked.

Not bipedal anthropomorphs.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Don't you wut me. I'm used to seeing animals naked... just not bipedal humanoid ones with butt-plugs.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I'm a penguin and post.

 

[Crystal]

 

[Nootie Plucker]

I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but there is way more butts and wiping-based discussion than I expected to find in here when I came back.

Don't you wut me. I'm used to seeing animals naked... just not bipedal humanoid ones with butt-plugs.

You should check out this site called Deviantart sometime

 

[Nac McWeeble]

I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but there is way more butts and wiping-based discussion than I expected to find in here when I came back.


You should check out this site called Deviantart sometime

 

[Moonsprout Beandirt]

I cast Eldritch Blast on all furry characters

I wanna be in this guy's party

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

You should check out this site called Deviantart sometime

I've seen it before.

But... no... no thank you.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I've seen it before.

But... no... no thank you.

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