VTS Mafia The Morgue (Game 1)

[Tommy Boy]

If I learned one thing about this game, it's that I am way too fuckin dumb for Mafia. I had such a hard time following and I was dead. @VashTheStampede awesome job running the game though. You earned that shiny GM badge.

 

[A Punched Face]

If I learned one thing about this game, it's that I am way too fuckin dumb for Mafia. I had such a hard time following and I was dead. @VashTheStampede awesome job running the game though. You earned that shiny GM badge.

We'll do you a favor and kill you off one day further in each game you play. Be prepared to die at the end of the first day phase in the next one!

 

[TD]

If I learned one thing about this game, it's that I am way too fuckin dumb for Mafia. I had such a hard time following and I was dead. @VashTheStampede awesome job running the game though. You earned that shiny GM badge.

Nah.
Just keep priesting.

As long as you have fun and enjoy it, that's what matters.

 

[TD]

For what it's worth, I'd prefer to kill Cole but kut will do in a pinch

I mean - you COULD have killed both.

 

[shortkut]

I mean - you COULD have killed both.

That would have been funny. @Cole investigates and identifies himself to CG who then decides to kill Cole so he can protect his secret identity

 

[A Punched Face]

That would have been funny. @Cole investigates and identifies himself to CG who then decides to kill Cole so he can protect his secret identity

 

[TD]

What happens to the night phase if there are no night actions? lol

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[TD]

 

[shortkut]

@VashTheStampede make them sweat. Wait a while after the day phase ends and then tell them you are waiting on all night actions to be in

 

[Local Hero]

 

[shortkut]

#teamtubby

 

[A Punched Face]

I'm glad the dead thread newbies embraced the joy of being dead with us.

 

[TD]

 

[shortkut]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[A Punched Face]

 

[TD]

#TeamTubby

 

[TD]

 

[VashTheStampede]

He's going for the filibuster

 

[Benzine]

i'm not reading htat, i'm instead going to vote for tubby next game

 

[A Punched Face]

Tubby is going all out and I love it.

 

[A Punched Face]

He's going for the filibuster

The #tubbybuster

 

[Jawneh]

Holy shit, the text was neverending.

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

 

[Local Hero]

Funny after that epic rant:

 

[Mark]

God. Damn. Vash… you threatening Tubby with an account ban or something if he didn’t plead his case well enough?

 

[TD]

For those that don't know - it was Cochrane's closing statement in the OJ case, he just subbed the names.

...and it's beautiful.

 

[Mark]

For those that don't know - it was Cochrane's closing statement in the OJ case, he just subbed the names.

...and it's beautiful.

That’s STILL a lot of effort for you goofballs when the usual defense is a fucking gif.

 

[TD]

Oh yeah I'm not discounting the effort at all - I love the effort and how appropriate it is.

 

[A Punched Face]

That’s STILL a lot of effort for you goofballs when the usual defense is a fucking gif.

Hey now, I took the time to properly write up and format a recipe for banana bread.

 

[VashTheStampede]

For those that don't know - it was Cochrane's closing statement in the OJ case, he just subbed the names.

...and it's beautiful.

 

[A Punched Face]

But I think tubby should get MVP for that

 

[Local Hero]

That’s STILL a lot of effort for you goofballs when the usual defense is a fucking gif.

 

[VashTheStampede]

That is wonderful and, speaking as someone who just this morning looked up the script to Batman Begins for similar purposes, brilliantly done.

 

[Mark]

Hey now, I took the time to properly write up and format a recipe for banana bread.

…or did you copy paste it from another thread or your own notepad?

Come talk to me when Vash gets a loaf in the mail and you’re the consigliere indefinitely.

 

[TD]

Tubby is legit the MVP for a lot of reasons.

It's literally come down to the last possible day despite the PM-coalition and everything else.

 

[Mark]

See: goofballs.

 

[A Punched Face]

…or did you copy paste it from another thread or your own notepad?

Come talk to me when Vash gets a loaf in the mail and you’re the consigliere indefinitely.

I wrote it up in a PM to myself the night before for easy copy pasting.

 

[TD]

Although the OJ Not Guilty badge was initially designed for being found Not Guilty - I feel like he deserves the badge for using THAT closing statement.

 

[shortkut]

He's going for the filibuster

He should get off for that alone

 

[TD]

C'mon Ants.

 

[shortkut]

Tubby is legit the MVP for a lot of reasons.

It's literally come down to the last possible day despite the PM-coalition and everything else.

#teamtubby

 

[Mark]

I wrote it up in a PM to myself the night before for easy copy pasting.

Close enough. You bought a box of generic thank you cards petitioning for your side while Tubs went out and studied calligraphy to write everyone’s names JUST right.

 

[A Punched Face]

Close enough. You bought a box of generic thank you cards petitioning for your side while Tubs went out and studied calligraphy to write everyone’s names JUST right.

I mean he just find/replaced it. It's not like he manually edited everything, otherwise Zell wouldn't have been referred to as "she" in it.

 

[TD]

I mean he just find/replaced it. It's not like he manually edited everything, otherwise Zell wouldn't have been referred to as "she" in it.

Maybe Tubby just incorrectly guessed pronouns.

 

[Mark]

I mean he just find/replaced it. It's not like he manually edited everything, otherwise Zell wouldn't have been referred to as "she" in it.

Time lapse the banana bread rising next time and then MAYBE you’ll score higher. I’m sorry, dude, there are just more instances of find/replace than copy/paste. It makes the effort greater when there’s no banana bread in any juror’s tummies.

 

[A Punched Face]

To be clear, I was responding to your accusations of just using gifs as a defense. You were the one who then moved the goalposts to simply being less effort than him.

 

[Mark]

To be clear, I was responding to your accusations of just using gifs as a defense. You were the one who then moved the goalposts to simply being less effort than him.

I’m just trying to get everyone some banana bread, dude. That shit looked good, and I don’t even like banana bread. You should understand.