VTS Mafia The Morgue (Game 1)

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

To be clear, I was responding to your accusations of just using gifs as a defense. You were the one who then moved the goalposts to simply being less effort than him.

 

[Mark]

To be clear, I was responding to your accusations of just using gifs as a defense. You were the one who then moved the goalposts to simply being less effort than him.

I’m just trying to get everyone some banana bread, dude. That shit looked good, and I don’t even like banana bread. You should understand.

 

[TD]

Now I want banana bread.

Damn it.

 

[Mark]

Now I want banana bread.

Damn it.

See?

I’ll forever move goalposts for these fuckers. Someone’s gotta feed ‘em.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

I’m just trying to get everyone some banana bread, dude. That shit looked good, and I don’t even like banana bread. You should understand.

Shits delicious. Only got one serving left and I'm having it with breakfast tomorrow.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

New name: A banana... You know, for scale

 

[Mark]

Shits delicious. Only got one serving left and I'm having it with breakfast tomorrow.

I think my issue with it is the texture. I’m one of those weird people with certain textures in foods. I like bananas. I like walnuts. I like bread. What the fuck is my issue? Gotta be the texture. I’m the same way with bread pudding and tapioca pudding.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

I think my issue with it is the texture. I’m one of those weird people with certain textures in foods. I like bananas. I like walnuts. I like bread. What the fuck is my issue? Gotta be the texture. I’m the same way with bread pudding and tapioca pudding.

Interesting. Might be the specific recipe? Mine does fall apart more easily then bread, but it's also great for turning into French toast

 

[TD]

Interesting. Might be the specific recipe? Mine does fall apart more easily then bread, but it's also great for turning into French toast

Wait wait wait.

Banana bread turned into french toast.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Wait wait wait.

Banana bread turned into french toast.

Correct. Get your training on. You need this.

 

[TD]

Yes... yes, I do.

 

[Mark]

Interesting. Might be the specific recipe? Mine does fall apart more easily then bread, but it's also great for turning into French toast

Maybe. I’ve only had banana bread that was made in a Bundt pan or brownie pan, and each time it was virtually the same consistency… decent crust, but was way too soft… like if you just misted a piece of bread for a minute.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Wait wait wait.

Banana bread turned into french toast.

My favorite restaurant in the world has a killer bananas foster French toast and now I miss it

 

[TD]

 

[Fire Queen]

oh yeah i can post here now

 

[VashTheStampede]

oh yeah i can post here now

Lmao right when the game ends

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

oh yeah i can post here now

Welcome to the dead club. We're all dead and it's great.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm alive

 

[Mark]

I'm alive

Do NPC’s count? Kinda feel like that’s what @Christina and I are here for.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

I'm alive

@canadaguy is here so probably not for much longer

 

[Benzine]

I am also alive

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

I am also alive

The bell ringer always is

 

[shortkut]

Interesting. Might be the specific recipe? Mine does fall apart more easily then bread, but it's also great for turning into French toast

I’ve never done banana bread French toast but I’ve done pumpkin bread French toast

 

[Mark]

I’ve never done banana bread French toast but I’ve done pumpkin bread French toast

My girlfriend made me French toast covered in crushed up Cinnamon Toast Crunch once upon a time. Want diabetes? That’s how you get diabetes. She hit me with the Xzibit “Pimp Your Breakfast” bit… “I heard you liked French toast and cereal so I…”

 

[Jawneh]

In:RE Cole's PM saga, I thought for a bit on how to respond and said what I wanted to set a precedent for later. And me confirming it here may or may not also now affect everyone else if any PM shenanigans ensue again

Beyond that, I'll give a out of gabagool on how things were handled behind the veil.

 

[Tubby23]

Wow. This was a lot to take in. I did not understand to what extent the PMing was going on in this game (I started to cotton on, on the day of Coles death, but nonetheless), I really thought I stood a chance of winning but can see that was never really the case. Outside of the mafia team obviously I didn't PM anyone else playing the game so I was always up against it, it would seem. Alas I enjoyed the game, and @VashTheStampede I want to thank you for the time and effort that went into the posts/stories.

I thought we nearly had things on technicality when LH voted and then changed his vote and if I was a real stickler I was going to push until his Guilty vote was forced to stay but I don't think it would have helped either way given what I now know.

Thank you for those that gave me kind compliments on #teamtubby

@shortkut whether you care about my view on it or not, I have no issue with your PM snafu these things happen. Also thanks to @Cole for upholding the integrity of the game after that point by only using the info you had gained in thread/through your role.

The new meta in these games looks to be to post less than 5 times per day, or if you want to go far at least.

If it does not fit, you must acquit.

 

[Tubby23]

Maybe Tubby just incorrectly guessed pronouns.

I missed it in the proof-read haha, but I was mainly looking for references to Ito, OJ, Darden or Clark

 

[Zell 17]

Cole was the only person I DM’d, and that was to basically try to convince him I was innocent. I didn’t get any information from him at all. He basically told me “I think you’re mafia I’m not saying shit to you”.

 

[Ants!]

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[Cole]

Cole was the only person I DM’d, and that was to basically try to convince him I was innocent. I didn’t get any information from him at all. He basically told me “I think you’re mafia I’m not saying shit to you”.

I knew you weren't mafia around that time any way, but I was trying to play without additional info being given.

but you had the easiest "excuse" to not give Intel to. "I don't trust you"

 

[Ants!]

The main thing I'm displeased about is that in a game with a specific rule about how to go about role claiming, people were doing it in DMs.

Like, seriously?

First thing I asked Coleman when he reached out to me claiming Gumshoe and asking my role was shouldn’t he be doing that through you, and he said your stance was it’s our own risk if we want to believe people in PMs.

 

[Ants!]

I might take a break regardless, it's hard to play when I keep being such a prime target. I almost wish I could play anonymously.

I know you’re such a target, and I make it a point to never go after you because of it, unless there is a solid reason to do so (like a seer claim).

 

[Ants!]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THIS GAME? ANTS WHAT ARE YOU DOIJG?!

Lol I’m still working my way through this thread. I’m not sure what was happening in the game at this point but I did follow your last instruction and aligned myself with canadaguy for the rest of the time that he was alive. It’s all I had to go on.

 

[Ants!]

that's what I was afraid of lol that he outed himself because he thought he could arrest someone.

I felt like Zell’s info needed an important correction to help the town win, and it was late enough in the game that I threw caution to the wind.

 

[Local Hero]

Lol I’m still working my way through this thread. I’m not sure what was happening in the game at this point but I did follow your last instruction and aligned myself with canadaguy for the rest of the time that he was alive. It’s all I had to go on.

 

[Zell 17]

The timelines didn’t make sense to me for when the Dirty Cop turned. That’s why I asked openly if the Dirty Cop had been turned night one. It’s entirely plausible that Cole found them night one and then lied to say he checked an already dead player in order to protect the Cop.

But if that happened, it meant Tommy could have been ANY role, he wasn’t a confirmed citizen, he could have been town lawyer or whatever. And so if that’s the case our plan wasn’t foolproof because it was based on our fixed knowledge of what roles were left.

 

[TD]

I mean when everyone role claimed to Cole and he told people who they could trust, that kind of makes seer checks irrelevant for any purpose other than turning the dirty cop.

 

[Zell 17]

I felt like Zell’s info needed an important correction to help the town win, and it was late enough in the game that I threw caution to the wind.

I just couldn’t fathom that the vigilante would take a totally random shot on night 1 lol

 

[Ants!]

New rule for every game moving forward:

shortkut and ants get to pick numbers before it starts, if one picks the other, that person dies. If they pick eachother the game ends with them as winners.

Bet

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

I just couldn’t fathom that the vigilante would take a totally random shot on night 1 lol

cg isn't your every day vigilante

 

[Tubby23]

I just couldn’t fathom that the vigilante would take a totally random shot on night 1 lol

I for one was very pleased

 

[Ants!]

Oh man why did Ants release FQ from trial. Dude's mafia.

What? No!

 

[Ants!]

It'd be stupid and make no sense but it would be hilarious if Ants released FQ.

I didn’t. That’s why I posted to clarify because someone suggested that and we didn’t need wrong information.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

What? No!

Lol I knew there was a mafia lawyer and exactly what happened, I was mafia.

 

[Ants!]

also @Local Hero

yeah, I was vague and nondescript with you. but I told the lawyer who the vigilante was, with your judge powers gone, the vigilante was the one most needed.

You never told me his role, only to protect him.

 

[TD]

Which is ironic since killing him would've helped the civilians even more.

 

[canadaguy]

Which is ironic since killing him would've helped the civilians even more.

Yeah but what you've just described is a boring game

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Yeah but what you've just described is a boring game

New role unlocked:

The Canadian Vigilante: when you pick a target you pick a number between 1 and 6. The number does nothing game wise, it's just the number of bullets you use to kill the player in the story.

 

[canadaguy]

New role unlocked:

The Canadian Vigilante: when you pick a target you pick a number between 1 and 6. The number does nothing game wise, it's just the number of bullets you use to kill the player in the story.

Vash is gonna be disappointed with whoever is next, because they probably won't even contribute ANY kill story ideas

 

[TD]

They also won't have unlimited shots.