Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant

[TD]

Me having just played FF I - IV and about to move on to V wondering when we'll encounter our first town.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Me running two campaigns where one takes place entirely in a city and wondering if he'll ever let this one reach one...

 

[TD]

Me wondering if this is teasing, factual, or a hint we are never going to get out of this cave.

 

[VashTheStampede]

we are never going to get out of this cave.

You all have had me wondering this myself but I think maybe things are looking a bit better at the moment? Maybe?

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

You're technically currently leaving a very small goblin town.

 

[TD]

I'll be honest - I'm unsure what to make of the current situation but I'm excited to see where this is going. I fully expected to get bombarded by attacks after my Deception attempt and it took a turn I did not see coming... but, it's opened my eyes a bit to possible approaches of situations.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I'll be honest - I'm unsure what to make of the current situation but I'm excited to see where this is going. I fully expected to get bombarded by attacks after my Deception attempt and it took a turn I did not see coming... but, it's opened my eyes a bit to possible approaches of situations.

Same here. I’m curious if I summon groot or what happens with my intimidation attempt

 

[TD]

Boss is probably just gonna snap and want to fight us.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Boss is probably just gonna snap and want to fight us.

Then he’ll end up with a nice eldritch blast all over his face

 

[T'anks]

Same here. I’m curious if I summon groot or what happens with my intimidation attempt

This is Kutshort right now:



They immediately get attacked by the piranha robots lol

Spoiler: Alternatively

Spoiler: Nerrrd

The first thing I did when I started FF14 ~9 years ago, was figure out how to make the Universal Greeting fit within the character limit for my Chocobo's name. I've never changed it.

 

[TD]

Heyyyyy it's your former avatar. Always wondered what that was.

 

[VashTheStampede]

This is Kutshort right now:



They immediately get attacked by the piranha robots lol

Spoiler: Alternatively

Spoiler: Nerrrd

The first thing I did when I started FF14 ~9 years ago, was figure out how to make the Universal Greeting fit within the character limit for my Chocobo's name. I've never changed it.

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Ironically the first thing I thought of when I first read about this goblin was Starscream...

 

[Kutshort Yes]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

This groot ability would have made jumping off of T’anks pointless

 

[VashTheStampede]

would have made sense to try and rub that one out before combat

 

[Kutshort Yes]

would have made sense to try and rub that one out before combat

How long is my refractory period before I can rub my wood again?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Definitely gotta take a long rest. You're not a teenager anymore

 

[Kutshort Yes]

@GwJumpman @Raine @TD time to move on

 

[TD]

Dude and T'anks are already waiting and ready.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Dude and T'anks are already waiting and ready.

Waiting to do what? Finish exploring the cave?

 

[TD]

Yes. We both made posts about it already.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Yes. We both made posts about it already.

I forgot this isn’t wolf. Let me read it again. I thought Raine was still interrogating the goblin.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

@VashTheStampede can we let Sildar take a short rest?

 

[T'anks]

Heyyyyy it's your former avatar. Always wondered what that was.

Oh! Yes, she's my XIV character. The thread here on GWF never really got off the ground enough for everyone to start posting their glamours and whatnot.

Spoiler

Ironically the first thing I thought of when I first read about this goblin was Starscream...

Hmm... now that you mention it!

Hopefully they're both as incompetent as Starscream and Megatron, then. lol

 

[TD]

Oh! Yes, she's my XIV character. The thread here on GWF never really got off the ground enough for everyone to start posting their glamours and whatnot.

 

[T'anks]

I don't think they're going to be content until they get the gobbie's SSN.

 

[TD]

It's unclear to me if they are torturing the goblin boss or Tortle Dude at this point.

That's okay... maybe there'll be long lasting storyline implications.

 

[T'anks]

Spoiler: The Goblin boss rushes in to save the party during the final boss fight, dying heroically in front of Dude after being inspired by tales of his propensity to booty dance in front of extraordinarily large and dangerous reptiles of all ancestry. And possibly a couple of angry chickens, for good measure.

Dude still hated him as he was vaporized.

 

[TD]

Spoiler: The Goblin boss rushes in to save the party during the final boss fight, dying heroically in front of Dude after being inspired by tales of his propensity to booty dance in front of extraordinarily large and dangerous reptiles of all ancestry. And possibly a couple of angry chickens, for good measure.

Dude still hated him as he was vaporized.

Geeez where's the spoiler tag.

 

[T'anks]

In a strange twist, I only spoiler tags things that aren't spoilers.

All actual spoilers just hang o... WAIT A MINUTE I AIN'T TYPIN' THAT ON A TUESDAY

 

[TD]

ITS A BLOODY CAVE, MATE. We keep all the shiny in Klarg's room."

If Tortle Dude did not have a blood feud with goblins, he might've liked this one.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

@TD why does Dude trust the goblins to watch our 6? Also shouldn’t they leave to get all of his followers out of the cave first? You’re being hasty for a Tortle. We need him to clear the cave. Right now all he has done was say he would clear it

 

[TD]

If you've been reading my posts, you'd know why Dude is moving on, and it's absolutely not for them to "watch our 6."

 

[T'anks]

RPG logic dictates that as soon as you hit a loading screen or otherwise screen transition, everything that needs done is done. It doesn't matter how many hours it takes or how far behind the NPCs were - they'll be done before you arrive.

Also, children are immune to all forms of dangers and do not actually require protection/rescuing. They just walk to the deepest part of the dungeon and wait for dumdum adventurers to struggle to show up.

It is known.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

If you've been reading my posts, you'd know why Dude is moving on, and it's absolutely not for them to "watch our 6."

I know, it’s why I was confused that you gave my post suggesting they leave first a thumbs down

 

[Kutshort Yes]

RPG logic dictates that as soon as you hit a loading screen or otherwise screen transition, everything that needs done is done. It doesn't matter how many hours it takes or how far behind the NPCs were - they'll be done before you arrive.

Also, children are immune to all forms of dangers and do not actually require protection/rescuing. They just walk to the deepest part of the dungeon and wait for dumdum adventurers to struggle to show up.

It is known.

If @VashTheStampede confirms, then we start walking… otherwise I want them to clear out before we go

 

[TD]

I know, it’s why I was confused that you gave my post suggesting they leave first a thumbs down

I did it to tell you Dude would not be waiting for the goblins to do anything more. I didn't feel it needed text.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I did it to tell you Dude would not be waiting for the goblins to do anything more. I didn't feel it needed text.

But they agreed to T’anks demands to clear out. That’s why I’m stalling. Just waiting for that to occur

 

[TD]

And Dude is walking. If you question why - it's all there.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Also, children are immune to all forms of dangers and do not actually require protection/rescuing. They just walk to the deepest part of the dungeon and wait for dumdum adventurers to struggle to show up.

If you don't think I'd have a kid murdered for shock value...

...I probably should have gone over boundaries in the session 0...

 

[Kutshort Yes]

And Dude is walking. If you question why - it's all there.

@VashTheStampede are we abiding by @Raine ’s loading screen logic?

 

[T'anks]

Vash has definitely had too much of the asshole kids walking into dungeons and being perfectly fine while his party is maimed and near death.

Watch out, you little cretins, he has DM Status now!

 

[Kutshort Yes]

And Dude is walking. If you question why - it's all there.

Also, I’m already following you

 

[TD]

Musta not read that.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Musta not read that.

You’re not shortkut in wolf

 

[TD]

You’re not shortkut in wolf

 

[T'anks]

@VashTheStampede are we abiding by @Raine ’s loading screen logic?

I'm half shitposting and half being serious.

I do genuinely think it's the most pragmatic approach though, otherwise we're start-stopping as NPCs show up, leave, do their thing, etc.

The other alternative I guess would've been they did all the moving out while the party was doing Long Rest (or will do this, wherever we decide to Long Rest). But from a practical standpoint, once combat ends, I think we should assume that all nearby NPCs are non-aggressive unless acted upon. ...Barring the DM wanting to do certain things, but I assume that would be telegraphed.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I'm half shitposting and half being serious.

I do genuinely think it's the most pragmatic approach though, otherwise we're start-stopping as NPCs show up, leave, do their thing, etc.

The other alternative I guess would've been they did all the moving out while the party was doing Long Rest (or will do this, wherever we decide to Long Rest). But from a practical standpoint, once combat ends, I think we should assume that all nearby NPCs are non-aggressive unless acted upon. ...Barring the DM wanting to do certain things, but I assume that would be telegraphed.

I wasn’t sure, which is why I kept interacting with the goblin. It seemed to me like you were doing the same because @VashTheStampede didn’t have them act on anything other than give us answers

 

[T'anks]

I wasn’t sure, which is why I kept interacting with the goblin. It seemed to me like you were doing the same because @VashTheStampede didn’t have them act on anything other than give us answers

I was trying real, real hard to break the game.

I took the goblin giving us the prisoner and the hint (instead of one or the other) as the furthest win condition Vash would allow for, since we don't actually know how big the cave is and removing a good percentage of the remaining mobs could be... troublesome. For him, not us!

Actual mileage may vary even with the flavor text that Gobscream (that's his name now, no takebacks) is actually getting his men outta dodge. But yeah.

 

[TD]

...assuming he's actually got more men than the other 3 in the den.