Discussion Tavern: Sleeping Giant (Chapter 2)

[Nac McWeeble]

Could've named him Ego.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Could've named him Ego.

Instead we accidentally named him the same thing Kurt Russell named his actual son.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

accidentally

Good, let’s keep saying that so @Christina didn’t learn the truth

 

[VashTheStampede]

Good, let’s keep saying that so @Christina didn’t learn the truth

She was confused when she realized our last name isn't even Russell.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

She was confused when she realized our last name isn't even Russell.

It could be if you want it enough

 

[Nac McWeeble]

Dude arrives at the two horses, giving them both gentle rubs on the side of their necks - aiming to calm them and hoping they can help pull the travois.

Tortle Dude the Horse Whisperer

 

[TD]

Kutshort did call him the best animal handler he knows.

 

[TD]

...but the dice always disagree.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I’d ask if you need help, but the AI seems to think Hopper will replace you

 

[TD]

Eh - with these dice it's just a matter of when Dude dies and not if.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Eh - with these dice it's just a matter of when Dude dies and not if.

Hopper’s got your back, literally. He’ll watch out for danger

 

[TD]

Pretty sure Hopper can't stop Dude from dying lol

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Pretty sure Hopper can't stop Dude from dying lol

Don’t underestimate him

 

[Kutshort Yes]

It wouldn’t illustrate guns, so I had to use nerf blasters

 

[T'anks]

Instead we accidentally named him the same thing Kurt Russell named his actual son.

Good, let’s keep saying that so @Christina didn’t learn the truth

...Wait a minute. This is ringing some bells!

Spoiler

 

[Dungeon Master]

What the heck is a Merrow.

Wait wait...

"What the heck is a merrow with you?"

 

[Nac McWeeble]

 

[VashTheStampede]

...Wait a minute. This is ringing some bells!

Spoiler

Would you believe me if I told you my initial plan was to name my son Grayson, after Robin?

Because its 100% true.

But then my co-worker had a son like 2 months before us and used the name, so I had to pivot.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Would you believe me if I told you my initial plan was to name my son Grayson, after Robin?

Because its 100% true.

But then my co-worker had a son like 2 months before us and used the name, so I had to pivot.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

Would you believe me if I told you my initial plan was to name my son Grayson, after Robin?

Because its 100% true.

But then my co-worker had a son like 2 months before us and used the name, so I had to pivot.

Named my daughter after Princess Leia.

Also:

 

[TD]

lmao I fucking knew they'd be back.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

lmao I fucking knew they'd be back.

I gots a plan if it comes to it

Spoiler

 

[VashTheStampede]

to walk around with your dick hangin out?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

to walk around with your dick hangin out?

I want my time as the focus of the thirst thread

 

[Dungeon Master]

I want my time as the focus of the thirst thread

There's a thirst time for everything.

 

[TD]

I gots a plan if it comes to it

Spoiler

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You mean Dude's plan where he said he'd bring them Klarg's head?

 

[TD]

The timing of this is scary since I made a new backup out of boredom today.

 

[TD]

...my fucking dice.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

You mean Dude's plan where he said he'd bring them Klarg's head?

I meant use it as a bonus for intimidation, not a gift… but it will be Dude’s souvenir to do with as he wishes

 

[TD]

I meant use it as a bonus for intimidation, not a gift… but it will be Dude’s souvenir to do with as he wishes

I was referring to when Dude already told them quite literally he'd bring them Klarg's head.

 

[TD]

Either way, Dude's gonna do a thing, just waiting for T'anks to come around.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I was referring to when Dude already told them quite literally he'd bring them Klarg's head.

Yes, but does he bring it to threaten them with his power (they don’t need to know Klarg knocked him out) or as a peace offering to show he kept his word to finish off Klarg?

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

also at least T'anks can't hold the beheading Klarg thing against Dude... right?

 

[Kutshort Yes]

also at least T'anks can't hold the beheading Klarg thing against Dude... right?

It was his friend that did it so he could have a souvenir…

 

[T'anks]

Villain. Origin. Story.

 

[TD]

Kutshort trying to make sure Dude follows that villain track.

 

[TD]

Dude apologies to T'anks for throwing a goblin head at her.
She laughs it off.
Kutshort cuts off Klarg's head to give to Dude.

What could go wrong?

 

[T'anks]

This is not what I had in mind, but it may also be apt:

Spoiler

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Dude apologies to T'anks for throwing a goblin head at her.
She laughs it off.
Kutshort cuts off Klarg's head to give to Dude.

What could go wrong?

Are rogues not tricksters?

Kutshort trying to make sure Dude follows that villain track.

Maybe Kutshort is trying to drive a wedge between you and your girlfriend… or maybe Kutshort gave it no thought

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I guess I’m too cute to be intimidating… unless Klarg’s head gives an extra bonus… hint hint

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

I guess I’m too cute to be intimidating… unless Klarg’s head gives an extra bonus… hint hint

You left your zipper down

 

[Kutshort Yes]

You left your zipper down

I forgot I was trying to intimidate and not persuade

 

[TD]

Seems like y'all got this under control.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

((Can we have a cumulative intimidate roll if we pose like the avengers?))

((This is the only one that had the right number of people. Sildar has a badass helmet and Drsgmire grew a bit))

 

[T'anks]

You can't say I didn't warn you that Goblins are misunderstood clowns.

When they're not attempting to shank you lol

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

Is that a corset on the wolf that is now person.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Is that a corset on the wolf that is now person.

I don’t think so?

 

[T'anks]

Trust me: Everything is a corset according to AI.

Everything.

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

I don’t think so?

It doesn't have sleeves. Unless the sleeves are more fur. Would it be a tube top?