Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ants!]

Sorry she couldn't be a penguin lol.

 

[Crystal]

Sorry she couldn't be a penguin lol.

Nobody's perfect

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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I remember reading a post from this one dude who said he woke up one morning to find his girlfriend glaring at him and when he asked what's up, she said "I had a dream you cheated on me so I'm thinking about whether or not to cut your dick off". Dude broke up with her and kicked her out immediately. Lol

 

[Fool's Requiem]

files a restraining order, too, if you can

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

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Fun fact:

There was this goth chick that had a thing for me when I was probably 14-15. I met her when we were about 6-7. I rejected her, and told her that her behavior (mostly towards her grandmother) was unacceptable, so she charged at me with a large kitchen knife to "show me unacceptable". She hated me ever since.

I've been with her sister for 5 years now. Her behavior is acceptable.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Her behavior is acceptable.

The sister or the first girl?

 

[Mark]

The sister or the first girl?

The sister, of course. She became estranged from the goth sister after she moved to Illinois. When they reconnected about two years into our relationship, it sure was an interesting conversation.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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God, I hope that's not a real Tweet...

 

[Jon]

God, I hope that's not a real Tweet...

It is if he's a republican.

 

[Kat]

God, I hope that's not a real Tweet...

People on the internet are real bad at math.

 

[Ants!]

People on the internet are real bad at math.

It's crazy how often I see posts where it says "solve the math problem" with a super simple PEMDAS problem like we all learned about in second grade and the vast majority of people commenting are adults with the wrong answer. It's embarrassing.

 

[Jon]

It's crazy how often I see posts where it says "solve the math problem" with a super simple PEMDAS problem like we all learned about in second grade and the vast majority of people commenting are adults with the wrong answer. It's embarrassing.

Or grammar nazi's that immediate use wrong grammar? That's another one that gets me.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

Or grammar nazi's that immediate use wrong grammar? That's another one that gets me.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

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The brain worm is playing the long game.

 

[Ants!]

The brain worm is playing the long game.

Brain worms I wish he had instead:

 

[Jon]

The brain worm is playing the long game.

RFK playing Baldur's Gate 3 irl