Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ants!]

Sorry she couldn't be a penguin lol.

 

[Crystal]

Sorry she couldn't be a penguin lol.

Nobody's perfect

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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I remember reading a post from this one dude who said he woke up one morning to find his girlfriend glaring at him and when he asked what's up, she said "I had a dream you cheated on me so I'm thinking about whether or not to cut your dick off". Dude broke up with her and kicked her out immediately. Lol

 

[Fool's Requiem]

files a restraining order, too, if you can

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

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Fun fact:

There was this goth chick that had a thing for me when I was probably 14-15. I met her when we were about 6-7. I rejected her, and told her that her behavior (mostly towards her grandmother) was unacceptable, so she charged at me with a large kitchen knife to "show me unacceptable". She hated me ever since.

I've been with her sister for 5 years now. Her behavior is acceptable.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Her behavior is acceptable.

The sister or the first girl?

 

[Mark]

The sister or the first girl?

The sister, of course. She became estranged from the goth sister after she moved to Illinois. When they reconnected about two years into our relationship, it sure was an interesting conversation.