Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

From The Onion.

 

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[Quagmire]

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From The Onion.

This is for memes not real news! (yes I see this is from the onion and they are clearly reporting news)

 

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[shortkut]

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[Quagmire]

 

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[Fool's Requiem]

Google always tells you to pull a u-turn if you miss your turn, too. Just give me another route, you fuck.

 

[Ants!]

Google always tells you to pull a u-turn if you miss your turn, too. Just give me another route, you fuck.

It's always fun to see how far I have to go to make it finally give that up.

 

[Mark]

Google always tells you to pull a u-turn if you miss your turn, too. Just give me another route, you fuck.

9/10 the U-turn suggested is questionable as fuck.

 

[Nae'blis]

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Back before froggy discovered croiss-ants.

 

[Quagmire]

 

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[Jon]

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Jupiter and Earth. BFFs

 

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[Ben]

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I have friends with a small farm on which they hunt. One time I snuck off to their barn to smoke, to find a freshly killed deer hanging head down from the rafters, with their chickens clustered around it pecking the face.

I realized that day chickens would eat you if they could.

 

[Mark]

I have friends with a small farm on which they hunt. One time I snuck off to their barn to smoke, to find a freshly killed deer hanging head down from the rafters, with their chickens clustered around it pecking the face.

I realized that day chickens would eat you if they could.

Same goes for pigs. There's a long history of using pigs to dispose of bodies.

 

[Ants!]

Also spider crabs.

 

[Crazy Jamie]

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This actually might be the best dad joke I have ever heard.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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Malicious compliance for the fuckin' win.

 

[Ants!]

This actually might be the best dad joke I have ever heard.

Look at Vash's profile

 

[Ants!]

I have friends with a small farm on which they hunt. One time I snuck off to their barn to smoke, to find a freshly killed deer hanging head down from the rafters, with their chickens clustered around it pecking the face.

I realized that day chickens would eat you if they could.

Figured you of all people would know that we were dealing with dinosaurs here!

 

[Quagmire]

Look at Vash's profile

I prefer his Only fans

 

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[Ben]

Figured you of all people would know that we were dealing with dinosaurs here!

I mean, yes. I just hadn't seen't it.

 

[Quagmire]

I mean, yes. I just hadn't seen't it.

Is that because it was still? I saw in a documentary you could only see moving objects

 

[Ants!]

"Wife's step-daughter"

 

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[Quagmire]

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I seen this with IT and I like that version more

 

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[Mark]

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"Wife's step-daughter"

Mannn... My step-daughter was running these ads by Krys and I one night on a video chat and we were disturbed on-camera, but dying laughing in the background. You can't help but wonder how those games are getting past the various app stores.

One of them was talking about cheating on your wife with your secretary, kicking your wife out of the house, and then she comes back with some kid while the secretary bails on you and you're left in the gutter with three choices... Eat from a dumpster, rob a convenience store, or ask for food from the hot chick eating a sammich on a park bench in the middle of the night.

Yeah... Lot to unpack there.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

all that to play bubsy

 

[Ants!]