Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Fool's Requiem]

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At least I can assume that adorable drawing is real.

 

[Quagmire]

At least I can assume that adorable drawing is real.

I would think so

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Jawneh]

kut had a very bad day.

 

[Ants!]

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[Jawneh]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

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[Fool's Requiem]

I feel like establishing strict ground rules is more conducive to a happy household than stealing a kid's toys because you don't like that they make noise and make the kid happy that it makes noise...

 

[Mark]

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I remember my younger brother had one of these things:



He used to run full-speed through the rowhome our parents rented back when he was a toddler. Hardwood floors. I jammed a piece of paper in the one wheel that triggered the popping mechanism.

Annoying little bastard.

 

[Ants!]

I feel like establishing strict ground rules is more conducive to a happy household than stealing a kid's toys because you don't like that they make noise and make the kid happy that it makes noise...

Some of these are jokes and not things that we actually do. Lol

 

[Mark]

Some of these are jokes and not things that we actually do. Lol

Speak for yourself. I have no qualms about destruction of property if it grants me a restful night's sleep.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Speak for yourself. I have no qualms about destruction of property if it grants me a restful night's sleep.

tell your kids to go to sleep or you'll take their toys

 

[Mark]

tell your kids to go to sleep or you'll take their toys

I didn't have that luxury with my younger brother. I had to handle matters myself.

 

[Ants!]

 

[shortkut]

tell your kids to go to sleep or you'll take their toys

Spoken like someone who has never tried to threaten a child who doesn’t want to sleep

 

[Ants!]

Spoken like someone who has never tried to threaten a child who doesn’t want to sleep

Actually, what he says is something that sort of works. When I met my wife, her two kids were always getting out of bed. Until I started telling them if they get up again I'll take one of their favorite stuffed animals away for a year. They stopped getting out of bed after they tried calling my bluff. I didn't make them wait the full year though. They're pretty good about going to bed now compared to before, even though I only occasionally spend the night there these days.

 

[Mark]

Actually, what he says is something that sort of works. When I met my wife, her two kids were always getting out of bed. Until I started telling them if they get up again I'll take one of their favorite stuffed animals away for a year. They stopped getting out of bed after they tried calling my bluff. I didn't make them wait the full year though. They're pretty good about going to bed now compared to before, even though I only occasionally spend the night there these days.

It depends on the kid, too. I knew some that would start a mosh pit in their crib or bedroom if no toys were present, and some that would fall asleep playing with a particular toy.

 

[Ants!]

It depends on the kid, too.

Yes. Meant to put that in there but forgot.

 

[shortkut]

Or how stubborn they are. My then-3-year-old told me if I took away her bear (which I threatened because she was playing instead of sleeping), she would stay up all night screaming until I gave it back. After about 4 hours I relented, because the only other option would have left me with one child

 

[Jawneh]

 

[shortkut]

Because I once read 3 year olds are fragile and I didn’t want to find out

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Quagmire]

Some of these are jokes and not things that we actually do. Lol

Bonus points, anyone know what scene this is from in the Simpsons and what Homer just did?

 

[Quagmire]