Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

Not a meme, from an actual article on a real situation, but still hilarious to read that line

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Quagmire]

@Ben ?

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

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Truth. Stego was 150 million years ago and T. Rex was 66. So that'll be true for another 18 million years, when there's 84 million years since T. Rex. The vast amount of time dinosaurs were on Earth without fucking it up, compared to us humans, is probably why I like them so much.

 

[Madden_07]

 

[Ants!]

Truth. Stego was 150 million years ago and T. Rex was 66. So that'll be true for another 18 million years, when there's 84 million years since T. Rex. The vast amount of time dinosaurs were on Earth without fucking it up, compared to us humans, is probably why I like them so much.

 

[Nae'blis]

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Rice paper puppets is hilarious

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

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Downvoting for missing the perfect opportunity to start the comment with: “food for thought”

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

 

[Jon]

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I agree her personality is 20/10

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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some rando on reddit would definitely post, "uh, what if he was asexual?"

 

[Ants!]

People get on their knees to please him every day.

 

[Jon]

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I heard that Mary Magdalene had a fine ass.

So I say ass.

 

[Ben]

From up on that cross, I bet he gets mad view of cleavage in church. So perhaps a boob guy.

 

[Ants!]

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[Ben]

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[shortkut]

I heard that Mary Magdalene had a fine ass.

So I say ass.

I’m Jewish, so my knowledge of the New Testament is limited… but I think you’re right.

To my knowledge, it mentions him riding asses, and he only hung around men. Typically men have asses and not boobs

 

[Mark]

I keep this in my memes folder for specific occasions, like this one...

 

[Quagmire]

I’m Jewish, so my knowledge of the New Testament is limited… but I think you’re right.

To my knowledge, it mentions him riding asses, and he only hung around men. Typically men have asses and not boobs

He also drove a Honda, but he never did speak of his own accord

 

[Mark]

He also drove a Honda, but he never did speak of his own accord

He also built my hotrod.

 

[Ants!]

I keep this in my memes folder for specific occasions, like this one...

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I opened this NSFW picture at W so thanks for that

 

[Mark]

I opened this NSFW picture at W so thanks for that

- No visible genitals.
- No visible penetrative sex.
- No visible anus, only the butt crack.

SFW

 

[Ants!]

- No visible genitals.
- No visible penetrative sex.
- No visible anus, only the butt crack.

SFW

People pass by or behind my desk on the way to the children's section so for me still NSFW lol.

I'm not being critical or saying you did anything wrong or suggesting a rule change or anything stupid like that, I only even mentioned it because I thought it was funny like "OH SHIT" and then closed out of it real fast and commented from my phone instead

 

[shortkut]

People pass by or behind my desk on the way to the children's section so for me still NSFW lol.

I'm not being critical or saying you did anything wrong or suggesting a rule change or anything stupid like that, I only even mentioned it because I thought it was funny like "OH SHIT" and then closed out of it real fast and commented from my phone instead

Pull it up on your phone and get a privacy screen for your phone

 

[Ants!]

Pull it up on your phone and get a privacy screen for your phone

don't tell me how to live my life!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I hide my "NSFW" stuff on my phone. Sometimes, I download new stuff and forget to hide them or move them to hidden folders and when I open the app I have a mini-freakout.

 

[Ben]

I opened this NSFW picture at W so thanks for that

I apologize for the grievous misbehavior of this staff member and have blurred the offensive content to prevent further complaints from HR or God.

 

[Mark]

People pass by or behind my desk on the way to the children's section so for me still NSFW lol.

I'm not being critical or saying you did anything wrong or suggesting a rule change or anything stupid like that, I only even mentioned it because I thought it was funny like "OH SHIT" and then closed out of it real fast and commented from my phone instead

"Oh shit" is right. Of all the threads here, this is definitely not one I would recommend checking from a work computer. My bad, I honestly assumed everyone knew better, which is why I didn't bother censoring it or anything.

 

[Ants!]

My bad, I honestly assumed everyone knew better, which is why I didn't bother censoring it or anything.

Exactly. It's on me, please don't change anything just because I was a dumb-dumb earlier.

 

[Mark]

Exactly. It's on me, please don't change anything just because I was a dumb-dumb earlier.

Ben's a party pooper. A festive fecal...er. A Bar Mitzvah Shitzah.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

Ben's a party pooper. A festive fecal...er. A Bar Mitzvah Shitzah.

Nah, that's a hard limit for me bro. I don't want anything to do with Blippi.

 

[Ants!]

Name change to Ben Dover.

 

[Ben]

Name change to Ben Dover.

 

[Mark]

Nah, that's a hard limit for me bro. I don't want anything to do with Blippi.

I do not understand this reference.

 

[Ben]

I do not understand this reference.

Sit back and let me tell you the fucked up tale of Blippi;

*tokes on pipe*

The Blippi pseudonym wasn't the first one Stevin John would adopt. In 2013, he started out his entertainment career doing "gross out" comedy similar in style to Jackass, under the name "Steezy Grossman". One of the noted videos was a version of the "Harlem Shake" in which John defecated onto his naked friend.

That's it. That's the end of my story.

But yeah, I tell my kids they shouldn't watch Blippi stuff.

 

[Ants!]

Someone told me he stood on his head as a challenge to poop with enough velocity so that it would arc through the air to land on his friend.

If it's true then I'm impressed and even a little jealous of that skill.

 

[Mark]

Sit back and let me tell you the fucked up tale of Blippi;

*tokes on pipe*

The Blippi pseudonym wasn't the first one Stevin John would adopt. In 2013, he started out his entertainment career doing "gross out" comedy similar in style to Jackass, under the name "Steezy Grossman". One of the noted videos was a version of the "Harlem Shake" in which John defecated onto his naked friend.

That's it. That's the end of my story.

But yeah, I tell my kids they shouldn't watch Blippi stuff.

It's crazy how often children's show hosts and depravity intersect.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]