Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

[Mark]

stop putting your dick in the bagging area, Mark. How many times do I have to tell you?

I like to do the helicopter move to see if I can make a light show with the laser. Jeez. Let a guy have some fun.

 

[shortkut]

Self-checkout is absolutely gay. “Unexpected item in bagging area.”

Self-checkout is appropriate if you and your wife are fighting

 

[Mr. Blue]

Self-checkout is appropriate if you and your wife are fighting

That lets all the other straights know that you're grocery shopping against your will. The ones that get along with their wives are hella gay.

 

[shortkut]

That lets all the other straights know that you're grocery shopping against your will. The ones that get along with their wives are hella gay.

That is true, but I was making a masturbation joke

 

[Kat]

I've been told that some guy on TV was making fun of Kamala's husband for going grocery shopping with her. Like... is it gay to go grocery shopping with your wife...? Or just grocery shopping in general is gay..? What are the rules here fellas? lol

It's a gender roles thing. Women are supposed to do the domestic chores like buy groceries, cook, clean, etc. If a man debases himself by doing lowly women's work, then he's not really a man.

Too bad those idiots don't realize that helping with domestic stuff makes you 1000% sexier.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Who the fuck dislikes going to grocery stores?!

they have food there.

Just like that joke:

"Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

The kitchen has food."

 

[Gloom-is-good]

For years I used to do the grocery run alone but since our weekends typically start with going to the gym together, we just naturally run errands together afterwards. Now I gotta tell my husband he is gay for... *checks list --enjoying spending time with me???

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I've been told that some guy on TV was making fun of Kamala's husband for going grocery shopping with her. Like... is it gay to go grocery shopping with your wife...? Or just grocery shopping in general is gay..? What are the rules here fellas? lol

I mean, I not only do grocery shopping every week, but I also type out a list and put the items I need in order by the aisle locations so I don't ever miss anything.

I'm the gayest straight guy in Massachusetts.

 

[shortkut]

For years I used to do the grocery run alone but since our weekends typically start with going to the gym together, we just naturally run errands together afterwards. Now I gotta tell my husband he is gay for... *checks list --enjoying spending time with me???

Yes that is the exact reason I will be telling my wife I’m super gay

 

[Ants!]

stop putting your dick in the bagging area, Mark. How many times do I have to tell you?

He thought it said teabagging area. Really they should make those.

Hey now I'm suddenly wanting to put my balls on the scale to see how much they weigh.

 

[A Baby Maker]

I don't like the grocery store much because I have bad memories from working in one as a teenager (including my mom having a seizure while there to pick me up before I was old though to drive).

 

[Crystal]

I'm the gayest straight guy in Massachusetts.

Oh hey, other than the Massachusetts part, that's how I hid myself for years! If there's ever anything you want to talk about...

 

[Mark]

It's a gender roles thing. Women are supposed to do the domestic chores like buy groceries, cook, clean, etc. If a man debases himself by doing lowly women's work, then he's not really a man.

Too bad those idiots don't realize that helping with domestic stuff makes you 1000% sexier.

I’m not a fan of going to the grocery store, and I’m not the best at cooking. Granted, I’ve been complimented on my cooking, but, it’s one of those tasks that I typically leave to people that enjoy it more than me. Cleaning on the other hand… I’ve always had a knack for restoring stuff, and cleaning is a part of that. I have always subscribed to the belief of leaving somewhere in better shape than you found it. I’ve known some grimy people over the years, and my mother morphed into a hoarder during my teens, so, I’m sure that also plays a role in my dislike for messes.

For the life of me, I’ll never understand a single dude that lives like a slob and cries about being single. I’ve never met a chick that swooned over a dude’s stack of pizza boxes and overflowing bathroom trashcan.

He thought it said teabagging area. Really they should make those.

Hey now I'm suddenly wanting to put my balls on the scale to see how much they weigh.

You’re the second person that has mentioned weighing balls this week in my presence. Kristina asked me if guys weigh their balls the way they measure their dicks. Have we been missing out on throwing two scoops in the scale for all these years?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I know full well that no one would be turned on by the state of my place, so I don't invite anyone over unless I have time to clean up.

I hate cleaning. Dust bunnies love to pop up in the most annoying of locations. I don't have a dirty clothes pile, I have a clean clothes pile.

 

[Mark]

I know full well that no one would be turned on by the state of my place, so I don't invite anyone over unless I have time to clean up.

I hate cleaning. Dust bunnies love to pop up in the most annoying of locations. I don't have a dirty clothes pile, I have a clean clothes pile.

See, you’re self-aware, though. You know that for whatever reason, your place isn’t “ready to show for a sale” clean. It’s likely lived-in. You work, come home, chill, crash, repeat. My old place was similar, especially when I was clocking 50-60hrs a week. The fact that you would clean before inviting people over removes you from that category I was speaking of. The kinds of dudes I’m referring to will absolutely leave their jizz-stained socks stuck to the ceiling with a lady on the way.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Who the fuck seriously uses socks?

Tissues or toilet paper are king. Easy clean up, toss in the trash, or flush down the toilet. No extra clean up required.

 

[Mark]

Who the fuck seriously uses socks?

Tissues or toilet paper are king. Easy clean up, toss in the trash, or flush down the toilet. No extra clean up required.

Animals, that’s who. There was a time it was only teenage boys doing dumb shit like that, because they weren’t the ones doing their laundry. Krys’ and my old roommate used to buy socks exclusively for that purpose. Guy was a fucking weirdo. He had a cat that would drag these starched-stiff socks out into the hallway and YOU COULD HEAR THEM SCRAPING THE HARDWOOD FLOOR.

 

[shortkut]

Who the fuck seriously uses socks?

Tissues or toilet paper are king. Easy clean up, toss in the trash, or flush down the toilet. No extra clean up required.

I didn’t see Mark’s post at first and thought you were referring to wearing socks

 

[Mark]

I didn’t see Mark’s post at first and thought you were referring to wearing socks

Wearing socks is gay. It’s either soggy feet in shoes or run around like a caveman.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

what is the verdict on flip flops?

Specifically, quality ones made with leather.

 

[Mark]

what is the verdict on flip flops?

Specifically, quality ones made with leather.

Jesus (allegedly) wore sandals, which are kinda like flip-flops, and he was (allegedly) crucified on giant wood. The entire religion is based around phallic references and imagery.

Your dad’s buddy Russ from basic? He wears Budweiser flip-flops and drives a bitchin’ IROC Camaro. Drowning in chicks.

Tough call.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

weird, my dad's name is Russell and so is mine.

that is not how I'd describe either of us.

 

[Ben]

I’m not a fan of going to the grocery store, and I’m not the best at cooking. Granted, I’ve been complimented on my cooking, but, it’s one of those tasks that I typically leave to people that enjoy it more than me. Cleaning on the other hand… I’ve always had a knack for restoring stuff, and cleaning is a part of that. I have always subscribed to the belief of leaving somewhere in better shape than you found it. I’ve known some grimy people over the years, and my mother morphed into a hoarder during my teens, so, I’m sure that also plays a role in my dislike for messes.

For the life of me, I’ll never understand a single dude that lives like a slob and cries about being single. I’ve never met a chick that swooned over a dude’s stack of pizza boxes and overflowing bathroom trashcan.

That's Mark.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

weird, my dad's name is Russell and so is mine.

that is not how I'd describe either of us.

The ONLY Russell I know in person still has a mullet in 2025 and goes by “Rusty”. He wouldn’t make it in the service because he would never shave his head. He’s enough party for everyone sharing the name.

That's Mark.

Hell naw. You ain’t getting those good and crisp vacuum lines doing the shit like that.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

goes by “Rusty”

ew

 

[Mark]

ew

EXACTLY. Dude, I don’t get it, but, he carries himself like Ricky Bobby’s dad in Talladega Nights.

 

[Kat]

Who the fuck dislikes going to grocery stores?!

... Is it not normal to dislike that?

I don't have a dirty clothes pile, I have a clean clothes pile.

Hahaha... You and me both!

 

[Nae'blis]

Guys, there's a big black cock on my beer..

 

[shortkut]

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Guys, there's a big black cock on my beer..

I love dunkels

 

[Nae'blis]

It was great!

 

[Ants!]

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Guys, there's a big black cock on my beer..

Always suspected you were into that.