• This News Doesn't Suck!

    Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.

    We're so happy for you, Alu!

Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

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Guys, do you like fish sticks?

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Gloom-is-good said:
From what I've read on more than one Reddit post.. apparently it is gay to wash one's ass if you're a man.. you know, because of the implications 🤣
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Heard that one too. Like, women trying to get advice on how to get their boyfriend or husband to wipe themselves because they reek of shit.

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Heard that one too. Like, women trying to get advice on how to get their boyfriend or husband to wipe themselves because they reek of shit.

Also:

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the advice is to dump/divorce them. Or tell them they literally smell like shit. There is no reason to stick around with someone who always smells like literal shit and refuses to do anything about it because that "makes one gay." If you're so insecure that you can't wipe your own ass, you deserve to live alone forever.
 
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Mark said:
Guys that masturbate touch dicks, and that’s gay.

Speaking of which… it’s also gay to hold it to piss, which is why so many men have issues hitting the seat.
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I don't even look at it, because looking at dick is gay. Piss by sonar, that's manly. If you miss, then you marked your territory like an alpha wolf.
 
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when i took a women's and gender studies class in college, on the first day of class the professor said that "by the end of this class all of you will be lesbians.

even the men.

ESPECIALLY the men."

it took a bit longer than she predicted (about five years or so lol) but she sure was eventually right

anyway once you step outside the world of the heteropatriarchy it looks so silly from the outside. especially given that most of the framework of the modern heteropatriarchy is less than a century old. a hundred years ago, if you were rich enough to, you put your toddlers in dresses regardless of gender because it was more practical. then the 1950s hit and america in particular overcorrected in reaction to women entering the workforce and became a 24/7 propaganda machine enforcing the nuclear (and white) family with the father as breadwinner and the wife as homemaker. unsurprisingly this coincided with the baby boom. that's why so many of those right-wing chuds idealize "the good old days" of the 1950s when everything was "traditional." don't worry about the segregation laws btw the 1950s were perfect otherwise. also don't worry about all the duck and cover drills btw the 1950s were perfect otherwise. also don't worry about all those kinsey reports saying that extramarital sex happens in at least half of marriages btw monogamous heterosexuality is definitely the norm that should be adhered to.
 
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Mark said:
Guys that masturbate touch dicks, and that’s gay.

Speaking of which… it’s also gay to hold it to piss, which is why so many men have issues hitting the seat.
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Is that way the floor is always covered in piss in public restrooms?!

And I'm over here squeezing my taint to squeeze the remaining big out so I don't soil myself...
 
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Fire Queen said:
when i took a women's and gender studies class in college, on the first day of class the professor said that "by the end of this class all of you will be lesbians.

even the men.

ESPECIALLY the men."
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So there really is a "gay agenda"? 🤯

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anyway once you step outside the world of the heteropatriarchy it looks so silly from the outside. especially given that most of the framework of the modern heteropatriarchy is less than a century old. a hundred years ago, if you were rich enough to, you put your toddlers in dresses regardless of gender because it was more practical. then the 1950s hit and america in particular overcorrected in reaction to women entering the workforce and became a 24/7 propaganda machine enforcing the nuclear (and white) family with the father as breadwinner and the wife as homemaker. unsurprisingly this coincided with the baby boom. that's why so many of those right-wing chuds idealize "the good old days" of the 1950s when everything was "traditional." don't worry about the segregation laws btw the 1950s were perfect otherwise. also don't worry about all the duck and cover drills btw the 1950s were perfect otherwise. also don't worry about all those kinsey reports saying that extramarital sex happens in at least half of marriages btw monogamous heterosexuality is definitely the norm that should be adhered to.
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I remember years ago before he left the Daily Show, Jon Stewart hat an older guest on who kept talking about returning to a nicer time and Jon pointed out that baseball was segregated and the guy immediately agreed and said "yeah that was not so nice..." and looked thoughtful for a moment. That was probably like fifteen or twenty years ago but it stuck with me.
 
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Fool's Requiem said:
Is that way the floor is always covered in piss in public restrooms?!

And I'm over here squeezing my taint to squeeze the remaining big out so I don't soil myself...
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I don’t even bother with the public restroom debate after hearing the stories I’ve heard about some of the women’s restrooms people I know have used. One woman told me a story of entering a stall, smelling a distinct odor, looking up, and seeing a tampon adhered to a drop-ceiling tile like it was… shot out while the lady was upside down or something similar. Another told me stories of projectile shitting being commonplace because people don’t want to sit down.
 
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