Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

[shortkut]

They almost look like they're deformed versions of the shocker in some cases.

I noticed that too, but that just makes it more manly… and all subsequent attempts were worse

 

[Ben]

I noticed that too, but that just makes it more manly… and all subsequent attempts were worse

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Oh god, that's just a workplace accident while signing "I love you".

What a cute little rifle, though.

 

[Ants!]

I thought it was licking someone’s butthole

shortkut is right. It doesn't necessarily imply a male butthole, though.

I'm shocked Ants of all people didn't know that term. They must not have buttholes in Louisiana.

I thought that's a rimjob.

 

[shortkut]

I thought that's a rimjob.

I think it’s a soda vs pop situation

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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where the fuck do they find these "studies"?!

 

[Ants!]

Study deez nuts.

 

[Ants!]

I noticed that too, but that just makes it more manly… and all subsequent attempts were worse

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Reminds me of Putin.

 

[shortkut]

I thought that's a rimjob.

The Tongue-Twisting History of the Many Euphemisms for Eating Ass

Tongues have been touching butts for as long as humans have had both, but for a long time, there was no word in English for what's commonly called "tossing salad."

www.vice.com

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Study deez nuts.

I prefer to study these nuts:

 

[Mark]

where the fuck do they find these "studies"?!

What the fuck was up with that one dentist out of the ten? Does he still have his medical license?

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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I have only seen clips of this tool via John Oliver and The Daily Show.

I hate this fucking guy.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

also, now i want some corn nuts, but I have none and need to go to bed instead.

 

[Ben]

Mmmm. Delicious.

 

[Nae'blis]

Actually looks pretty good, ngl!

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

Actually looks pretty good, ngl!

In what way, though?

 

[Nae'blis]

The non-gay way of course.

But seriously, anything fried and slathered in sauce looks good.

 

[Ben]

There's a gay way to do the Shocker?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ants!]

 

[shortkut]

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I hope Ken Jennings actually said that

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Must not be a pundit if he believes that...

Pundits are supposed to wise, not morons.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

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Heaven forbid.

Literally.

 

[Ants!]

Heaven forbid.

Literally.

 

[Mark]

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Love the fact that they had to spell it out in parentheses. (We mean butt stuff.)

 

[canadaguy]

I hope Ken Jennings actually said that

If it's legit him on that account and not some spoof, dude does not hold back lol

 

[Smacktard]

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This man is a national treasure

 

[Ants!]

Love the fact that they had to spell it out in parentheses. (We mean butt stuff.)

Yeah I caught that too lol

"JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR"

 

[canadaguy]

Dong on dong action is okay you see.

 

[A Baby Maker]

You can only be manly if you look like a slob, you see.

Women don't like to look at butts.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

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The elevator is to get the fat customers inside.

The cherry picker is to get the really fat customers inside.

 

[Ben]

Also I note the really gradual ramp for the old customers.

Ironically this is the most accessible building I've ever seen and it's all so bitches can eat BBQ.

Edit: also "lol ya momma is accessible"

 

[Mark]

Also I note the really gradual ramp for the old customers.

Ironically this is the most accessible building I've ever seen and it's all so bitches can eat BBQ.

Edit: also "lol ya momma is accessible"

BBQ is really good, though.

 

[Ben]

BBQ is really good, though.

Not if it's SC mustard based BBQ. I'm still traumatized.

Also we had this conversation already.

 

[Mark]

Not if it's SC mustard based BBQ. I'm still traumatized.

Also we had this conversation already.

Carolina style doesn’t count as barbecue. It’s always too goddamn dry or a sopping mess with that bullshit sauce.

We’ve had damn near all of the conversations.

 

[canadaguy]

I think I like all the different bbq types I've come across

(Initially typoed bbq as bbw and you know what that statement still holds)

 

[Ben]

(Initially typoed bbq as bbw and you know what that statement still holds)

Come across indeed.

 

[canadaguy]

I mean if they are into that sort of thing

 

[Ants!]

Also I note the really gradual ramp for the old customers.

Ironically this is the most accessible building I've ever seen and it's all so bitches can eat BBQ.

Edit: also "lol ya momma is accessible"

This is somewhere along the boardwalk of Biloxi beach, if I remember correctly. Not a photo I found online, that's one I took myself. Was with my kids years ago, saw that and laughed and pointed it out, made sure I was ready for a picture the second time driving by. How could I not?

 

[Ben]

"I couldn't catch him, captain. That would have been gay."

Spoiler: Pretty sure dude is wearing gold hot pants, but just in case.

View attachment no_homo.mp4

 

[Fool's Requiem]

"I couldn't catch him, captain. That would have been gay."

Spoiler: Pretty sure dude is wearing gold hot pants, but just in case.

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don't inject reality into a joke

don't inject reality into a joke

don't inject reality into a joke












if that man was black they would have just shot him

 

[Nae'blis]

I took this picture of a cock, is that gay?

 

[shortkut]

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I took this picture of a cock, is that gay?

Only if you’re touching it

 

[Nae'blis]

Only if you’re touching it

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I've been told that some guy on TV was making fun of Kamala's husband for going grocery shopping with her. Like... is it gay to go grocery shopping with your wife...? Or just grocery shopping in general is gay..? What are the rules here fellas? lol

 

[Mark]

I've been told that some guy on TV was making fun of Kamala's husband for going grocery shopping with her. Like... is it gay to go grocery shopping with your wife...? Or just grocery shopping in general is gay..? What are the rules here fellas? lol

Self-checkout is absolutely gay. “Unexpected item in bagging area.”

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Self-checkout is absolutely gay. “Unexpected item in bagging area.”

stop putting your dick in the bagging area, Mark. How many times do I have to tell you?