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    Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.

    We're so happy for you, Alu!

Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

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Ben said:
He was awesome in Ghostbusters and Honey I Shrunk The Kids.
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Nice lol
 
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Ants! said:
Honestly I wish it turned me into a woman. I would have so much fun with a va-jay-jay. I would be sticking all sorts of things in there, like bananas and old school telephones and putting it on doorknobs and wait for someone to turn it on the other side.
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You could do all this with your boring male asshole if you were motivated enough.

EDIT: Oh shit, that'd be gay though. I forgot.

EDIT2: Huh, separate to that prior point, I wonder if American's use the term "tent stakes" because they're afraid of "pegging down the tent" like might be used when camping in England.
 
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You could do all this with your boring male asshole if you were motivated enough.
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I refuse responsibility for the mess left behind if I do that l :thinking


Reminds me of a post where some dude said something like: "why girls be so stingy with their pussy, if I had one I'd be letting all the guys have some."

Then another dude replied "you still have an asshole so what's the hold up??"
 
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I once got a second job part time at this furniture place, and one of the warehouse guys was really young and the others would constantly tease him about how badly they wanted to get with his mom.

One day I saw him talking to this really hot lady who had a toddler, and when she walked away I approached him and was like "yeah, I see you talking to that MILF."

He gets all pissed and says "dude that's my mom." I'm like "oh shit, sorry!" Though I understand the jokes now lol.

Still he remained pissed at ME for that even though I was the one person who didn't tease him on purpose 😂
 
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Probably one of the funniest times was my first time hearing about it, it was completely out of context and left me confused. He was asking one of the other guys for some help or advice about something and got a really annoyed response "i don't know, do I look like your dad?" then changed to a smirk and said "I WISH I was your dad!"
 
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Ants! said:
Yep. A big and common complaint from women is that men in relationships expect them to act like their mother. Which is understandably a huge turnoff (unless they have a pretty disturbing kink I guess).
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I once dated a guy who wanted me to take control of all his money and use it to pay his bills and give him an allowance. WTF man, do I look like your mother?? Like I want to argue with you over your fucking allowance or manage your finances? Real romantic.
 
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I once dated a guy who wanted me to take control of all his money and use it to pay his bills and give him an allowance. WTF man, do I look like your mother?? Like I want to argue with you over your fucking allowance or manage your finances? Real romantic.
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Hmm... Well, speaking as someone who's fucking terrible with my own finances, I've come close to this in so far as direct depositing the majority of my paycheck straight into my partner's account, rather than try to remember to transfer X amount for rent, etc. every month... So I get it from a "I know I'm bad with money, let's mitigate how much access I have to it so I'm not frivolous" angle. But if actually framing it as "I want an allowance, pay my bills", that's a little heavy on the "I don't want to grow up".

But the whole "I want to be a baby" thing is a fetish that people legitimately have, so... I shouldn't shame anyone. Not my bag, but I knew a chick who's thing was sucking on a pacifier while being locked in a dog crate.
 
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Hmm... Well, speaking as someone who's fucking terrible with my own finances, I've come close to this in so far as direct depositing the majority of my paycheck straight into my partner's account, rather than try to remember to transfer X amount for rent, etc. every month... So I get it from a "I know I'm bad with money, let's mitigate how much access I have to it so I'm not frivolous" angle. But if actually framing it as "I want an allowance, pay my bills", that's a little heavy on the "I don't want to grow up".
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It's one thing for a married (or otherwise committed to be together indefinitely) couple to decide to merge their finances, split chores in general, and have one person manage joint finances while the other person contributes in some other way they're better suited for. That could include an agreement to discuss purchases over a certain amount or setting other spending limits. That's all totally normal and fine.

This wasn't that.

He didn't want me to have access to the money, even though he made several times what I did. He didn't offer to take care of anything I struggled with in exchange. He just shopped frivolously and wanted somebody to make him stop by policing his spending. We weren't even dating seriously and he was constantly trying to get me to take over his money. Frankly he's lucky I have morals and didn't agree then run off with his cash!
 
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Kat said:
I once dated a guy who wanted me to take control of all his money and use it to pay his bills and give him an allowance. WTF man, do I look like your mother?? Like I want to argue with you over your fucking allowance or manage your finances? Real romantic.
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Uh… okay. I’ve heard of financial domination before, it’s absolutely a thing where guys get off (how? I don’t know) to throwing every cent at their partner while simultaneously being shamed for it by said partner, but, this seems… different.

Now, if you were in a situation like Ben described, that’s a bit different. Some people are better with finances than others, and if it’s agreed upon that you’re the loan shark… then, so be it. It should absolutely be a mutual decision, though, and not the spender saying “I’m a fuck up with the money, take this” and shoving the accountability on your lap. In my last relationship, I managed all of the finances, even my ex’s. Why? I kept track of the calendar and bills better. She could barely tell you what day it was. In my current relationship, we just kinda throw money at each other. There’s no singular person “in charge” of it, and we both have access to the accounts. There has only been one overlap, where we paid the same bill twice because one forgot the other did.
 
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Kat said:
I once dated a guy who wanted me to take control of all his money and use it to pay his bills and give him an allowance. WTF man, do I look like your mother?? Like I want to argue with you over your fucking allowance or manage your finances? Real romantic.
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fuck that, I don't want people touching my money.
 
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fuck that, I don't want people touching my money.
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I was the same way for the longest time, especially with some of the greedy fucks I’ve known, but, it’s a guard that’s pretty easy to let down with the right person when your intentions are the same. It’s definitely a smart mentality to have, though, because I absolutely got burnt for way more money than I’d like to admit.
 
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Ants! said:
Isn't "tossing salad" a euphemism for playing with a mans balls?
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I thought it was licking someone’s butthole

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shortkut is right. It doesn't necessarily imply a male butthole, though.

I'm shocked Ants of all people didn't know that term. They must not have buttholes in Louisiana.
 
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