[2025] NFL Season Thread

[Quagmire]

Giants are so ass

 

[Jon]

Giants are so ass

Poor Germany...

"You guys get one of our international games! We're going to give you two of the worst, most boring teams we have to offer!"

 

[Quagmire]

Poor Germany...

"You guys get one of our international games! We're going to give you two of the worst, most boring teams we have to offer!"

 

[rktaker]

Poor Germany...

"You guys get one of our international games! We're going to give you two of the worst, most boring teams we have to offer!"

“And we’re gonna give you machine gun kelly as the halftime show”

 

[Fire Queen]

Giants are so ass

neither team wants to win this game

 

[Jon]

neither team wants to win this game

It does feel this way.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Last year Germany got the 6-0 Colts Patriots game.

It's almost a war crime to have these games two years in a row.

 

[rktaker]

Giants on their way to the #1 pick.....That's the only good thing about this loss. only thing is who do they even pick with the first pick?

 

[Quagmire]

Last year Germany got the 6-0 Colts Patriots game.

It's almost a war crime to have these games two years in a row.

NFL hates Germans confirmed

 

[Quagmire]

Giants on their way to the #1 pick.....That's the only good thing about this loss. only thing is who do they even pick with the first pick?

Cam ward

 

[rktaker]

Cam ward

the hockey Goalie moved over to football? good for him

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Detroit's defense is keeping them in the game because the offense is playing uncharacteristically poor.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Jared Goof has made an appearance this year.

4 picks. The latest right after Detroit picked off Straud on the first play of the second half.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Detroit pulled off the miracle win. They held the Texans offense to no points in the second half, despite Goof throwing two more picks in the second half.

Fucking nuts.

 

[Fire Queen]

aaron rodgers is so considerate to stay in the league past his prime so we can watch him suffer humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat

 

[Jon]

aaron rodgers is so considerate to stay in the league past his prime so we can watch him suffer humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat

I'm just glad he remembered he has Breece Hall today before shitting the bed.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Goff had 5 incompletions and 4 TDs with 412 passing yards on 29 attempts.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Kansas City frauds finally dealt their first L

 

[Jon]

Goff had 5 incompletions and 4 TDs with 412 passing yards on 29 attempts.

Dr. Jared and Mr. Goff.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Kansas City frauds finally dealt their first L

Made extra sweet by the fact that I'm starting Josh Allen and my opponent was for some reason starting the KC defense.

 

[rktaker]

aaron rodgers is so considerate to stay in the league past his prime so we can watch him suffer humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat

he’s just following the Brett Favre book on ruining your reputation when you really don’t have to

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

And on the Jets for both. That makes it extra fun.

 

[Jon]

And on the Jets for both. That makes it extra fun.

The Jets are a joke. They should move to Winnepeg.

 

[TD]

The Jets are a joke. They should move to Winnepeg.

Canada doesn't want that team.

 

[Jon]

Canada doesn't want that team.

I don't blame you. Neither does the US.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

 

[Jon]

I miss the days of the butt fumble.

 

[Fire Queen]

each year it's further in retrospect it gets crazier that mark sanchez led the jets to back to back conference championship appearances which also are the most recent times the jets have even been in the playoffs

 

[Jon]

each year it's further in retrospect it gets crazier that mark sanchez led the jets to back to back conference championship appearances which also are the most recent times the jets have even been in the playoffs

Mark Sanchez was easily the Jets' best QB in the last 15 years. Allow that to sink in for a moment.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Their best QB ended up with way more INTs than TDs but at least he won a championship.

That's one of my favorite stats along with the Bears have never had a 4000 yard passing season.

 

[Fire Queen]

Mark Sanchez was easily the Jets' best QB in the last 15 years. Allow that to sink in for a moment.

and he's three full years younger than their current QB...

 

[Jon]

and he's three full years younger than their current QB...

And turned into a pretty good color guy...

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Sanchez was full on carried by his team's defense.

Look at his stats: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SancMa00.htm

They're not good.

 

[Jon]

Sanchez was full on carried by his team's defense.

Look at his stats: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SancMa00.htm

They're not good.

I stand by my comment of he's the best Jet's QB of the last 15 years.

I did NOT say he was good.

 

[shortkut]

I stand by my comment of he's the best Jet's QB of the last 15 years.

I did NOT say he was good.

Fitzmagic?

 

[Jon]

Fitzmagic?

Fitz is the equivalent of baseball's Mendoza line.

 

[shortkut]

Fitz is the equivalent of baseball's Mendoza line.

Still one of the best QB the jets have had in decades

 

[Jon]

Still one of the best QB the jets have had in decades

But not as good as Sanchez.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Who's ready for this assuredly atrocious TNF game?

 

[Jon]

Who's ready for this assuredly atrocious TNF game?

I'm not even going to watch it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm not even going to watch it.

you must suffer with me

Also, it's sounding like a snow game.

 

[Jon]

you must suffer with me

Also, it's sounding like a snow game.

I'm watching the Bruins. Well... "watching." I'm gonna be putting the toddler down to bed in a bit, but I'm playing Dragon Age Veil guard, so it's background noise. And I'd rather see if the Bruins coaching change makes them watchable than a horrid Pittsburgh/Cleveland game. Maybe I'll put it on later.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Well I have Pickens going tonight so hopefully he does all the scoring

 

[Jon]

Well I have Pickens going tonight so hopefully he does all the scoring

I have him in my super flex dynasty league, so let me know lol

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I have him in my super flex dynasty league, so let me know lol

Oh I'm not watching lol. I'll just monitor my game

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm watching the Bruins. Well... "watching." I'm gonna be putting the toddler down to bed in a bit, but I'm playing Dragon Age Veil guard, so it's background noise. And I'd rather see if the Bruins coaching change makes them watchable than a horrid Pittsburgh/Cleveland game. Maybe I'll put it on later.

I'll be doing some more cleaning of my video game stuff with the game in the background.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

this is a REAL snow game. It's almost whiteout conditions

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I love this. Snow games are awesome

 

[Fool's Requiem]

this game is fun

 

[Jon]

I am freezing just watching this game. I don't like it!