[2023-24] NFL Thread - Offseason. Chicago Bears are on the clock.

[The Eye in the Sky!]

That was fast - Jerod Mayo is the new head coach of the Patriots. It makes sense, two years ago they refused to let him interview with other teams and publicly announced that he would stay on as assistant coach/LB coach.

Dunno how to feel. He's 37 and they love him internally... we'll see...

 

[TD]

Oh wow that was fast.
They must've basically had it lined up already.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

They had it lined up with the league, I was just listening to the radio and the only way they could avoid interviews and the Rooney rule is if they had a succession plan in place legally.

 

[TD]

Makes a lot of sense that way.

Mayo will be an interesting one to watch.

 

[Jon]

That was fast - Jerod Mayo is the new head coach of the Patriots. It makes sense, two years ago they refused to let him interview with other teams and publicly announced that he would stay on as assistant coach/LB coach.

Dunno how to feel. He's 37 and they love him internally... we'll see...

I love Mayo... I hate this hiring. Not only are you putting him in a position to replace the greatest coach of all time, but you're asking him to do it before you've even washed the bedsheets when your ex left the house.

I think this is going to be a BAD decision. Hiring a coach before a GM has NEVER worked out.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Maybe they can beg Scott Pioli to come back lol

 

[Jon]

Maybe they can beg Scott Pioli to come back lol

Lol... Still the same problem though.

Hiring Mayo this quickly isn't good. For him, the new GM or the organization.

Typically, you want the GM to have a say in hiring the coach. Much for the reasons I said above as to why you can't keep Belichick on as coach but not GM. Doing it this way is telling Mayo he is either going to have a say in hiring the new GM (HIGHLY unlikely) or he's a lemming and needs to fall in line with whatever the GM tell him the vision is (which will cause the players to have no respect for him).

Either way, the situation remains to be seen, but I don't like this hiring or timing. They didn't even remotely consider someone outside the organization, and that's a problem.

So much for you guys wanting someone with experience, lol.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Tua is a fucking moron.

 

[TD]

Welp,

I'm switching my pick em to the Chiefs. lol

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Welp,

I'm switching my pick em to the Chiefs. lol

I kinda debated posting this because of it, but we need to share a good laugh here.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Changed the thread title for funzies. I already have a good idea for the Divisional round, too.

 

[TD]

I kinda debated posting this because of it, but we need to share a good laugh here.

Looks like most were on the Chiefs anyhow and I got no shot of winning with how many weeks I missed.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Looks like most were on the Chiefs anyhow and I got no shot of winning with how many weeks I missed.

I was on the Dolphins because I felt like the Chiefs' receivers would keep them from winning, but the negative temps and wind chill is going to force most of the game to be on the ground, and I feel the Chiefs have the advantage there.

 

[TD]

I was on the Dolphins because I felt like the Chiefs' receivers would keep them from winning, but the negative temps and wind chill is going to force most of the game to be on the ground, and I feel the Chiefs have the advantage there.

I think the Phins could pull it off, especially cause these Chiefs team doesn't look great.

I got no clue who'll represent the AFC but I'm pulling for Flacco.

 

[TD]

A player requesting a trade if a certain coach isn't there? That feels a bit diva-ish to me.

 

[Fire Queen]

speaking as someone who just saw firsthand what happens when you inexplicably refuse to retain an interim head coach who performed well and had the backing of the players only to instead hire someone from outside the organization…i’m on his side

 

[TD]

While I get that perspective - I'm probably renumbering Rich Bisaccia and now just expect us to do something random, then lose Crosby too.

Cause that's what the Raiders do.

 

[Jon]

Bill Belichick incoming to LV... and McDaniels will be OC.

 

[TD]

Bill Belichick incoming to LV... and McDaniels will be OC.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Bills-Steelers game moved to Monday by the New York. Supposedly, 50+ people died the last time there was a massive snowstorm and having first responders camping out at a football game was probably not the best of idea.

Some fucking clown radio personality claimed that "sources" told him that the game would be moved to Cleveland. New York pushing the game back to Monday nullifies that obvious BS claim.

 

[TD]

Oh wow no idea that many died.

Probably good then.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

flacco threw two pick-6s in back to back drives...

 

[TD]

RIP Flacco redemption arc.

Browns have no answers on either side of the ball though.

 

[Jon]

Fucking love Stroud and Ryans, so I'm happy.

 

[TD]

I remember that Mr Ex GM wanted to trade up for Stroud but apparently McDaniels didn't want to.

Ah, Raiders.

 

[Jon]

I remember that Mr Ex GM wanted to trade up for Stroud but apparently McDaniels didn't want to.

Ah, Raiders.

I was pumping the Stroud bandwagon at the draft. So much sunshine up Young's ass, and I was stressing he's not gonna be as good as Stroud... I just didn't think Stroud would be this good this fast.

 

[Jon]

Sorry to you Panther fans, but I was thrilled when Young was taken first because I wanted Stroud to go to Houston.

 

[TD]

And I wanted him to go to Vegas.

Now we're probably gonna piss off Crosby instead.

lol

 

[Jon]

And I wanted him to go to Vegas.

Now we're probably gonna piss off Crosby instead.

lol

I mean, I would say that the Chargers are probably the most coveted spot for coaching and that either Belichick or Harbaugh go there (likely Harbaugh). I would say the Raiders are the second most coveted landing spot and Belichick likely won't go there. Why NOT take a shot with Pierce at this point?

Belichick to Carolina would be funny AF.

 

[TD]

I mean yeah I'd rather them take a shot with Pierce but I just feel like with Crosby saying that - some fans may think Pierce is only there cause of it and be ridiculous if it goes bad.

 

[Jon]

I mean yeah I'd rather them take a shot with Pierce but I just feel like with Crosby saying that - some fans may think Pierce is only there cause of it and be ridiculous if it goes bad.

I hear you. And it's not wrong. But at the same time, he brought them back and they were in the hunt till late because of it. If they learned nothing from Wilks and Carolina, it's that!

 

[TD]

Yeah - I just want people to feel like Pierce earned it (cause he did) and not because Crosby threatened to leave. Especially from outside looking in.

 

[Jon]

Yeah - I just want people to feel like Pierce earned it (cause he did) and not because Crosby threatened to leave. Especially from outside looking in.

Well, the one thing they can do is still do interviews. Because it gives the illusion of choice. Especially if they interview both Belichick and Harbaugh and choose Pierce? Gives him some validity.

In terms of Crosby, he's under contract, there isn't much he can rightfully demand, so you let him if you're the Raiders. He plays a premium position and is due for a HUGE payday soon. He can't afford to sit out.

That said, Crosby was my defensive cornerstone pick in my IDP dynasty league. Bitch play... you were the only bright spot on my 1-13 team!

 

[Jon]

I mean, I lucked out a bit. I tanked about 4 games in when I had a lot of injuries. I am in a good spot depending on Free Agency. 1st overall pick is getting me Marvin Harrison Jr. which is great, especially if he goes to Arizona. But I also have the 10th and 16th overall picks (16 team league).

My WR are gonna be good. And my defense is pretty solid. I just need to find a couple RBs which is easier said than done.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Anyone watching the Miami-KC game? Did Tua stick with his "gloves are for weak minded individuals" plan? I don't have Peacock, so I can't watch the game.

 

[Jon]

Anyone watching the Miami-KC game? Did Tua stick with his "gloves are for weak minded individuals" plan? I don't have Peacock, so I can't watch the game.

I'll check for you in a second when he gets back on the field. I only just turned it on.

 

[Jon]

@Fool's Requiem - He is wearing a glove on his right, non throwing, hand

 

[Fool's Requiem]

@Fool's Requiem - He is wearing a glove on his right, non throwing, hand

how utterly pointless

 

[Jon]

-27 degrees with the wind chill. It's cold... lol

 

[Fool's Requiem]

-27 degrees with the wind chill. It's cold... lol

It's cold and he's throwing a cold football with a likely very numb left hand.

 

[Jon]

It's cold and he's throwing a cold football with a likely very numb left hand.

Not gonna change much with a glove and some QB's don't get as good a grip I suppose.

I wonder if they allow those little handwarmer packets inside the gloves, lol.

 

[shortkut]

Not gonna change much with a glove and some QB's don't get as good a grip I suppose.

I wonder if they allow those little handwarmer packets inside the gloves, lol.

There are battery powered heated jackets. Are you telling me they can’t make gloves like that for the nfl?

 

[Jon]

There are battery powered heated jackets. Are you telling me they can’t make gloves like that for the nfl?

Can they? Sure. Will they? I dunno...

Those little hand warmer packets were great when I was snow blowing (which I don't have to do anymore in Florida, tyvm).

 

[Spiner202]

What a great game!

 

[Fire Queen]

Sorry to you Panther fans, but I was thrilled when Young was taken first because I wanted Stroud to go to Houston.

any time i get too depressed about what could have been had the panthers taken stroud instead, i just remind myself that this team woulda found a way to ruin him too

 

[Jon]

any time i get too depressed about what could have been had the panthers taken stroud instead, i just remind myself that this team woulda found a way to ruin him too

Oh, I think they would have. I think that Young was overrated, sure, but he's not nearly as bad as he looked this year.

 

[Cam]

Two mediocre games yesterday, hopefully the two today are better!

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Two mediocre games yesterday, hopefully the two today are better!

Oh good. I didn't watch either yesterday so I guess I didn't miss much.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Oh good. I didn't watch either yesterday so I guess I didn't miss much.

The Browns Texans game was good until Flacco threw two back to back pick sixes.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Cowboys are playing exactly like they always do in the playoffs...