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Bacon tongue
Stop telling people my nickname!"shitting dick nipples"
Who the fuck is the asshole who came up with this bullshit
I've seen a picture of shitting dick nipples before. Wish I'd saved it.I generally yell something like "shitting dick nipples" when frustrated and spontaneously swearing, so what's the equivalent nicety from that chart?
Suck Eggs Dag Narts?
Fuck you![]()
You said a bad word!!
Be careful you don’t make him hornyFuck you
still need him to call me a cunt if I'm going to finish.Be careful you don’t make him horny
still need him to call me a cunt if I'm going to finish.
You are an assholestill need him to call me a cunt if I'm going to finish.
Geographically that is close enoughYou are an asshole
Fuck you tooGeographically that is close enough
You should be so luckyFuck you too
Oh you tease.You are an asshole
I use the "nope" reaction so seldomly, it took me a good 15 seconds to find it to react to this post.
I can hear this
I made the motto for the City of Heroes Goose War Force supergroup "honk if you're heroey".
I imagine him taking a goose out to dinner, impatient to get to the end of the date where he thinks he might be able to charm his way into her pants, when suddenly anothet goose (his wife) comes charging into the restaurant like "who is this hussy? HONK HONK!!" And chasing him around all the tables as he runs for his life.Don't lie Quagmire, you'd have a smile on your face there.
I'm sorry, I thought you was corn...
Was that the time that soldiers with automatic weapons attacked emus and fucking LOST?Emus can defeat Australia in a war
Kinda struggling to get the black chairs one. Or the Wood Filler one from Ben.![]()