Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ants!]

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your kid looks THRILLED to be there

To be fair, she always looks like that these days. She's become such a teenager

 

[Fool's Requiem]

She's a teenage teenager.

 

[Mark]

She's a teenage teenager.

Also equally fitting:

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Ants!]

My son keeps calling his older sister emo.

 

[Jon]

Something about watching Jim eying Heather makes me uneasy that Oz is going to come in and kick his ass.

 

[Ben]

My son keeps calling his older sister emo.

They don't even know what emo was.

England had much more colorful terms for it's groups. I listened to metal and was therefore "a greb".

VS. the chav/townie assholes in their Burberry clothing.

 

[Ants!]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THEY REALLY ARE INTO BREAD

 

[Ben]

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THEY REALLY ARE INTO BREAD

Bread isn't good for ducks. It makes them explode.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Bread isn't good for ducks. It makes them explode.

tell that to the ducks that walk on the fish at the Linesville Spillway in PA.

Linesville Spillway · Linesville, Pennsylvania

maps.app.goo.gl

 

[Ben]

tell that to the ducks that walk on the fish at the Linesville Spillway in PA.

Linesville Spillway · Linesville, Pennsylvania

maps.app.goo.gl

Yeah, I looked it up again and apparently that's a myth.

It just makes them quack open.

 

[Quagmire]

Yeah, I looked it up again and apparently that's a myth.

It just makes them quack open.

I doesnt make them explode, but pretty sure it's not good for them

 

[Ben]

I doesnt make them explode, but pretty sure it's not good for them

Looked like it's got no nutritional value for them, and it goes straight to their thighs.

But 'bread' in the USA is a pretty loose term and probably wouldn't even qualify as food in other countries.

 

[Quagmire]

Looked like it's got no nutritional value for them, and it goes straight to their thighs.

But 'bread' in the USA is a pretty loose term and probably wouldn't even qualify as food in other countries.

That is what I figured, I do wonder if something like whole wheat bread or higher quality bread than just white bread would be better

 

[canadaguy]

Yeah I think it's similar to why you aren't supposed to give babies water. It just fills up their stomach, and then they can't consume the actual food that they need.

 

[Ben]

they can't consume the actual food that they need.

Like bread.

 

[Nae'blis]

I read somewhere it's better to give ducks salad or something.

 

[Ants!]

Oh yeah well if it's bad for them then how come there is that meme about it?

 

[Mark]

tell that to the ducks that walk on the fish at the Linesville Spillway in PA.

Linesville Spillway · Linesville, Pennsylvania

maps.app.goo.gl

Those Pennsylvania ducks have evolved... Or devolved, depending on your thoughts of PA.

Oh yeah well if it's bad for them then how come there is that meme about it?

Bad argument... There's a meme about everything, and nothing is good, if you haven't noticed. You're also becoming more goose-like... You drink bread. Beer counts.

 

[Ben]

Oh yeah well if it's bad for them then how come there is that meme about it?

(Memes aren't real, dude.)

 

[Fool's Requiem]

(Memes aren't real, dude.)

don't let your memes be dreams

 

[Mark]

Since I'm not checking which thread is catharsis or not, I'm just posting it here.

 

[Ben]

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Since I'm not checking which thread is catharsis or not, I'm just posting it here.

Bad AI model. It made both of them look far too human.

 

[Crystal]

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Since I'm not checking which thread is catharsis or not, I'm just posting it here.

Battle of the bitchionaires

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

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Got a better copy!

 

[Mark]

Got a better copy!

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[Ben]

Got a better copy!

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You're a better copy.

...Wait

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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"not meant for walis"

 

[Ants!]

(Memes aren't real, dude.)

 

[shortkut]

"not meant for walis"

Emergency curgeries

 

[Ben]

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[canadaguy]

Got a better copy!

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Who the fuck is the asshole who came up with this bullshit

 

[Jawneh]

Who the fuck is the asshole who came up with this bullshit

Probably christians.

 

[canadaguy]

Probably christians.

God dammit

 

[Jawneh]

God dammit

Geezer Louise!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Who the fuck is the asshole who came up with this bullshit

I interacted with someone on Reddit who chose to censor "fuck" as "f___" because he preferred keep his Reddit account PG because of SQL. Claimed that "somebody out there could look for keywords of interest in someone's comment history, so I choose to make PG choices."

 

[canadaguy]

I interacted with someone on Reddit who chose to censor "fuck" as "f___" because he preferred keep his Reddit account PG because of SQL. Claimed that "somebody out there could look for keywords of interest in someone's comment history, so I choose to make PG choices."

I'd call him a stupid fucking asshole

 

[Mark]

I'd call him a stupid fucking asshole

Reddit mods be like:

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'd call him a stupid fucking asshole

can't do that

I have to be passive aggressive to morons like that. Did tell him he was paranoid, though...

 

[Quagmire]

Who the fuck is the asshole who came up with this bullshit

Don't you mean

Who the Mother Francis is the pitooty that came up with this horse hockey?

 

[Quagmire]

Probably christians.

Maybe, I keep it around as a teacher with the intent to find a good funny one to use in class

 

[canadaguy]

Don't you mean

Who the Mother Francis is the pitooty that came up with this horse hockey?

 

[Ben]

I generally yell something like "shitting dick nipples" when frustrated and spontaneously swearing, so what's the equivalent nicety from that chart?

Suck Eggs Dag Narts?

 

[Quagmire]