Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ben]

He's sounding more French the drunker he gets.

 

[Ben]

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[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Mark]

He's sounding more French the drunker he gets.

That's better than us having to decipher drunk Creole... I ain't stoned enough to attempt that.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

Oh, guys, check that out... We've begun page 69.

 

[Ben]

Oh, guys, check that out... We've begun page 69.

I didn't know Ants' Mrs name was Paige.

 

[Mark]

I didn't know Ants' Mrs name was Paige.

 

[Ben]

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What a handsome post.

 

[Ants!]

He's sounding more French the drunker he gets.

Aleu bosu

 

[Mark]

What a handsome post.

Giving yourself a chub, huh?

 

[Ants!]

No

 

[canadaguy]

Quick someone post the Jon Cena gif!

 

[Ants!]

Bey

 

[Ben]

Giving yourself a chub, huh?

I never knew that was a term for a boner, until I was playing 2moons with mara and one of the fish you could catch was a chub.

He kept losing it over the text "you have acquired a chub" and I didn't know why until he explained it.

Certainly not a mature English term like willy or todger.

 

[Mark]

I never knew that was a term for a boner, until I was playing 2moons with mara and one of the fish you could catch was a chub.

He kept losing it over the text "you have acquired a chub" and I didn't know why until he explained it.

Certainly not a mature English term like willy or todger.

I just didn't feel like typing out "raging boner" or something similar at that particular moment. The vulgarities I use are based solely off of how lazy I am at the time, there's a method to it, I swear.

 

[Ben]

Tally-whacker

 

[Mark]

Tally-whacker

I'm actually disappointed you didn't just immediately go to a more direct cultural reference and say "Big Ben".

 

[Ben]

I'm actually disappointed you didn't just immediately go to a more direct cultural reference and say "Big Ben".

I'm not one to name my dick, otherwise that would be an obvious choice.

I was just thinking of silly things Brits say.

 

[canadaguy]

What an adventure this last couple pages were

 

[Mark]

What an adventure this last couple pages were

Too bad Ants missed some of it, he's gonna have fun rereading it in the morning.

 

[Crystal]

This thread feels like this video

 

[Jon]

I just wanted to say...

I'm posting on page 69. Nice.

 

[shortkut]

He's sounding more French the drunker he gets.

He’s typing Cajun

 

[Ben]

Too bad Ants missed some of it, he's gonna have fun rereading it in the morning.

I hope he drank water.

 

[shortkut]

I hope he drank water.

You know he likes to be wet

 

[Quagmire]

Ants need to be moved from horny jail to drunk jail

 

[Ants!]

Never remove me from horny jail

 

[Ants!]

You know he likes to be wet

no u

 

[Ants!]

Let's all pretend this never happened

 

[Quagmire]

Never remove me from horny jail

You'll go back after you sobered up

 

[Ants!]

Aint no whiskey dick here, trust me! Lol

 

[Mark]

Let's all pretend this never happened

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Ben]

Aint no whiskey dick here, trust me! Lol

Whisker dick

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Let's all pretend this never happened

how's that hangover?

 

[Ants!]

how's that hangover?

Surprisingly light. i stronk

 

[Mark]

Surprisingly light. i stronk

Still wanna beat me up or off or whatever?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

69

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

Surprisingly light. i stronk

Or are you still drinking?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Or are you still drinking?

He's scared the cumulative hangover will kill him.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[canadaguy]

Or are you still drinking?

Nah too coherent

 

[Ants!]

Still wanna beat me up or off or whatever?

Maybe. Do you have any bread?

Or are you still drinking?

Well you see, the problem is it's always five o'clock somewhere...

 

[Ben]

Maybe. Do you have any bread?

Well you see, the problem is it's always five o'clock somewhere...

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Your shirt is so loud, people around you need to wear headphones.

 

[Ants!]

Honk honk, @Quagmire

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Maybe. Do you have any bread?

Well you see, the problem is it's always five o'clock somewhere...

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your kid looks THRILLED to be there

 

[Fool's Requiem]

"Don't look at the shirt. Don't look at the shirt. Don't look at the shirt."

 

[Nae'blis]

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