Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[shortkut]

 

[Ben]

I dunno why I went and made this, and wish I hadn't, but it exists now so you can have it.

 

[Mark]

I dunno why I went and made this, and wish I hadn't, but it exists now so you can have it.

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Yup, this is exactly why AI is going to melt the polar ice caps or something.

 

[Ben]

Yup, this is exactly why AI is going to melt the polar ice caps or something.

Sorry, penguins. Blame ants for his cream horn.

 

[canadaguy]

Yup, this is exactly why AI is going to melt the polar ice caps or something.

A rare bird species just went extinct for that picture

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

Perhaps I'll be bread hunter instead

 

[Ants!]

This whole thing with the bread, just when I expect it's dying down and I can finally stop laughing long enough to breathe, Jamie comes in and breathes new life into it and now I won't get anything done for a second week in a row because I just can't stop laughing every second I think about it.

 

[Ben]

This whole thing with the bread, just when I expect it's dying down and I can finally stop laughing long enough to breathe, Jamie comes in and breathes new life into it and now I won't get anything done for a second week in a row because I just can't stop laughing every second I think about it.

 

[Crystal]

Sorry, penguins. Blame ants for his cream horn.

 

[Ants!]

Sorry, penguins. Blame ants for his cream horn.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]

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[Mark]

I'm in a Facebook group titled "Dull Men's Club" where they post mildly interesting stuff at best, and the dullest stuff imaginable regularly. The OP of this post questioned why the contents weren't rounded down to 473ml or rounded up to 480ml. I, being a man of thinking with my brain, noticed something else about the European Red Bull cans. Can you?

 

[shortkut]

I'm in a Facebook group titled "Dull Men's Club" where they post mildly interesting stuff at best, and the dullest stuff imaginable regularly. The OP of this post questioned why the contents weren't rounded down to 473ml or rounded up to 480ml. I, being a man of thinking with my brain, noticed something else about the European Red Bull cans. Can you?

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Why do you think Alu knows the answer?

 

[Mark]

Why do you think Alu knows the answer?

Perhaps Red Bull may be gluten free?

 

[Ben]

I'm in a Facebook group titled "Dull Men's Club" where they post mildly interesting stuff at best, and the dullest stuff imaginable regularly. The OP of this post questioned why the contents weren't rounded down to 473ml or rounded up to 480ml. I, being a man of thinking with my brain, noticed something else about the European Red Bull cans. Can you?

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It's worse than that. It specifically states where his child came from.

Spoiler

 

[shortkut]

It's worse than that. It specifically states where his child came from.

Spoiler

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Right or left?

 

[Ben]

Right or left?

Seems they were just swirled together into some Master Ball.

 

[Ants!]

Red balls. The opposite of blue balls.

They became overheated when he nutted, but it gave him the power to make life.

 

[Ben]

Red balls. The opposite of blue balls.

They became overheated when he nutted, but it gave him the power to make life.

What splintered anime reality do you live in?

 

[Nae'blis]

Seems they were just swirled together into some Master Ball.

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Sounds painful.

 

[Ants!]

What splintered anime reality do you live in?

Anything's better than the reality-reality we currently live in.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[dimmerwit]

I'm in a Facebook group titled "Dull Men's Club" where they post mildly interesting stuff at best, and the dullest stuff imaginable regularly. The OP of this post questioned why the contents weren't rounded down to 473ml or rounded up to 480ml. I, being a man of thinking with my brain, noticed something else about the European Red Bull cans. Can you?

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I...don't?

Also that imperial/metric stuff is crazy here, like the 227g steaks they sell.

 

[canadaguy]

I...don't?

Also that imperial/metric stuff is crazy here, like the 227g steaks they sell.

Look for someone familiar at the bottom of the can

 

[Ben]

I...don't?

Also that imperial/metric stuff is crazy here, like the 227g steaks they sell.

Look for someone familiar at the bottom of the can

It's not his fault. dimmerwit can only see things when presented in spreadsheet format.

Here buddy, let me help you out;

 

[dimmerwit]

It's my own fault for expecting too much from the Dull Men's Club!

 

[Ben]

It's my own fault for expecting too much from the Dull Men's Club!

Get a load of Mr. Enthralling "Let me tell you about my Daihatsu Midget" over here.

 

[canadaguy]

Get a load of Mr. Enthralling "Let me tell you about my Daihatsu Midget" over here.

In his defense, that was a pretty interesting car.

@dimmerwit is that your current vehicle or just one that you had at some point? I would drive the fuck out of a vehicle like that.

 

[Ben]

In his defense, that was a pretty interesting car.

@dimmerwit is that your current vehicle or just one that you had at some point? I would drive the fuck out of a vehicle like that.

Yeah, you're absolutely right, but that doesn't help my narrative.

It was interesting if only for the passenger's knob.

 

[Ants!]

It's not his fault. dimmerwit can only see things when presented in spreadsheet format.

Here buddy, let me help you out;

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I can't read that. Can you do it in bread format?

 

[dimmerwit]

In his defense, that was a pretty interesting car.

@dimmerwit is that your current vehicle or just one that you had at some point? I would drive the fuck out of a vehicle like that.

I owned it from around 2012 to last year. I sold it because it's getting old and needs better TLC.

Also I'm not sure my knees being the crumple zone is as attractive as it once was.

 

[shortkut]

I can't read that. Can you do it in bread format?

 

[Ben]

I can't read that. Can you do it in bread format?

Jesus, your really into bread.

 

[dimmerwit]

Also I got my only speeding ticket in that car. 36 in a 30 in Oxford.

 

[Ants!]

Jesus, your really into bread.

I'll be back to posting about dicks soon enough.

 

[Ants!]

You're the toast and I'm the butter.

 

[canadaguy]

I owned it from around 2012 to last year. I sold it because it's getting old and needs better TLC.

Also I'm not sure my knees being the crumple zone is as attractive as it once was.

Pretty sure every part of that one is the crumple zone

 

[Mark]

Also I got my only speeding ticket in that car. 36 in a 30 in Oxford.

They wouldn't even bat an eye at you over here for going that little over the speed limit.

 

[Ben]

They wouldn't even bat an eye at you over here for going that little over the speed limit.

For real. You've got to be going at least 10 mph over the limit for a cop over here to even consider putting down their donut.

Unless you're black, I guess.

 

[dimmerwit]

It was a fixed camera. No need for actual police work.

 

[Ants!]

Cops in my area are sticklers for speeding (usually when they're given a quota or set up traps), but they don't pull people over for anything else no matter how reckless. It's irritating that if I go 15 over the limit on a straight-away with virtually no traffic they'll likely give me a ticket but I constantly see aggressive drivers weaving in and out between cars barely missing other vehicles each time and even when a patrol car is nearby they don't do shit about it. People can drive inches away from your bumper even in the right-hand lane and it's somehow okay.

 

[Ants!]

Unless you're black, I guess.

I always say it's funny how it used to be fashionable to hate cops and virtually everyone called them pigs. Until everybody had a camera phone and the internet and we all found out how much they're abusing and killing black people, now "back the blue" and "blue lives matter" are suddenly a thing, and people drive around with those black-and-blue flag stickers.

 

[Ben]

It was a fixed camera. No need for actual police work.

You forget the tiny police person employed to sit inside the box and write down your license plate.

Cops in my area are sticklers for speeding (usually when they're given a quota or set up traps), but they don't pull people over for anything else no matter how reckless. It's irritating that if I go 15 over the limit on a straight-away with virtually no traffic they'll likely give me a ticket but I constantly see aggressive drivers weaving in and out between cars barely missing other vehicles each time and even when a patrol car is nearby they don't do shit about it. People can drive inches away from your bumper even in the right-hand lane and it's somehow okay.

You live just inches away from being rammed in the ass at all times, don't you?

 

[Ants!]

Well when you put it that way, it aint so bad.

 

[shortkut]

Well when you put it that way, it aint so bad.

Taint so bad

 

[Ants!]

It was a fixed camera. No need for actual police work.

It might be different for different areas, but it's likely you don't actually have to pay those since they weren't written out and handed to you by a cop. I ignored one I got years ago in the mail and there's not even a bench warrant on me. I even called the number on the letter asking what happens if I don't pay and the lady straight up said nothing except that it'll go on my credit report. I was like oh okay fine! My credit (at the time) is fucked anyway.

But it turns out even that was a bluff because when I eventually worked on fixing my credit, that was nowhere on my credit report.