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Am I the only one who has no fucking idea what's happening?
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Raine

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Complete disclosure, I made up that I saw Ben's death. I just distrusted Tommy and Raine so decided a play needed to be made and took their names and threw them to the town. Hence Tommy was not the lowest ranking wolf remaining, assuming @Fool's Requiem is telling the truth.
FUCKING TUBBY?!

TUBBY?!

TUUUUUBBY?!!?!?!?!?!?

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I HOPE YOU SAW EVERY ONE OF THOSE TABLE FLIPS AND GREW INCREASINGLY MORE CONCERNED FOR YOUR ALREADY-DECEASED WELL-BEING 💢

I FUCKING KNEW TOMFOOLERY WAS AFOOT, MY MOMENT TO SHINE, AND NOW IT IS RUINED?!

...But it's okay because I've done something even more insane. :nuts

I don't think she was claiming it, more thinking allowed and had an incorrect understanding. (If we believe you)

Benzine correcting it makes me think one of two things: either he is getting Raine focused the right way so she can sort this out and he can remain relatively quiet as a townie or he is one of two wolves remaining distracting her.

What if Local was an Illusioned wolf???
EVERYTHING I DID MADE SENSE

IT WAS PERFECT

FLAWLESS

I WAS A RAGE MACHINE HELL BENT ON SPANKING THE TAR OUT OF THE GODDAMN WOLVES

AND ALL IT TOOK TO SABOTAGE IT WAS A SINGLE LUCKY LIE FROM A TOWNIE!!?

I know too much too but even with perfect knowledge I'm horrified
Never underestimate our ability to fuck shit up.

Oh not at all, we're in a game after all and I knew that lying is required when being a wolf. I was truthful about it being my first time (ever) being a wolf. So, it was hard to break away from my brutally honest gung-ho town attitude. I fucked my claims up and pretty much was toast after that. Literally zero offense taken from you or anybody playing. I may have been anxious but it certainly won't stop me from playing!!
Good! Like I said in the thread, the play to come for me was quite good.

It definitely would've worked on many other players. But I was pre-gaming, totally amped, ready to chew some wolfies. :chuckle

Also I was going to lie again today (if I were wrong in watching shortkut) and throw Dean and Jawneh as the names but then knew I needed to convince Raine I was a good boy
I was coming for you with the force of a supernova. You were going to be lobotomized, flayed, strewn out onto the deck to be made example of. Your goose, mine. Your chlamydia koalas, punted. Even the great Baphomet quaked before such fury!

...But then you died and couldn't even admit you just made shit up. :rofl

This game has been bizarre. I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY Raine can you just let them vote you or something.
If I'm not dead come morning, I honestly don't know what to say anymore.

At the same time, if the wolves don't clinch it before TD gets revived... even though I warned everyone, I would love to see their faces.

Listen somebody told me to make it harder on the town okay
I'm pretty sure the town was completely fucked before I showed up, but... not necessarily because of balance.

This game is mostly a clusterfuck because we made it a clusterfuck. We'll have to gather everyone and do a talk after the dust settles and everyone has figured out where in the hell they've left their pants. :chuckle
 

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Speak for yourself lady.

I saw one thing then died.

I said what I saw, with the collaraly that Shaman wolf shenanigans were possible.

Frankly I believe they weren't and Vash is an evil bastard
I'm still giving you an assist, bucko!

Assuming Kelly is legit - it's funny how TD and I ended up on completely different sides of that Sheriff debate, and both probably ended up being partially wrong - then Vash is a wolf. If I'm remembering Kelly's post correctly without doubling back and checking it atm.

Which is weird, because I obviously had him pegged as the Fool. We've got LARPing all over the goddamn place. 😂
 

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FUCKING TUBBY?!

TUBBY?!

TUUUUUBBY?!!?!?!?!?!?

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I HOPE YOU SAW EVERY ONE OF THOSE TABLE FLIPS AND GREW INCREASINGLY MORE CONCERNED FOR YOUR ALREADY-DECEASED WELL-BEING 💢

I FUCKING KNEW TOMFOOLERY WAS AFOOT, MY MOMENT TO SHINE, AND NOW IT IS RUINED?!

...But it's okay because I've done something even more insane. :nuts


EVERYTHING I DID MADE SENSE

IT WAS PERFECT

FLAWLESS

I WAS A RAGE MACHINE HELL BENT ON SPANKING THE TAR OUT OF THE GODDAMN WOLVES

AND ALL IT TOOK TO SABOTAGE IT WAS A SINGLE LUCKY LIE FROM A TOWNIE!!?


Never underestimate our ability to fuck shit up.


Good! Like I said in the thread, the play to come for me was quite good.

It definitely would've worked on many other players. But I was pre-gaming, totally amped, ready to chew some wolfies. :chuckle


I was coming for you with the force of a supernova. You were going to be lobotomized, flayed, strewn out onto the deck to be made example of. Your goose, mine. Your chlamydia koalas, punted. Even the great Baphomet quaked before such fury!

...But then you died and couldn't even admit you just made shit up. :rofl
This is about what I expected from tonight, I felt a move had to be made it's just unfortunate I wasn't around long enough to admit it.

I saw you moving through this thread and was like oh fuck here it comes
 

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This is about what I expected from tonight, I felt a move had to be made it's just unfortunate I wasn't around long enough to admit it.

I saw you moving through this thread and was like oh fuck here it comes
Man like your play could have backfired so hard. Pure dumb luck it worked
 

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Yeah it could have, it was a little more than dumb luck as I had whittled down a few names in my list but there certainly was a lot of luck. But we weren't getting anywhere through Day 1 and it still had to be acted on by everyone else.

People could have just ignored my information as being the claim of an unproven Sheriff but decided to vote for Tommy for the reasons they felt they needed to.
 

Raine

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Man like your play could have backfired so hard. Pure dumb luck it worked
The thing is, it sort of backfired even harder this way. :chuckle

Tubby showing up dead made me pull entirely back from the theories/strategies I was running - from Dean. If Dean's a wolf, especially the Alpha, he's gotten away scot-free.

Alu has a legitimate out for having to prove his role.

It's all in shambles. 😭
 

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The thing is, it sort of backfired even harder this way. :chuckle

Tubby showing up dead made me pull entirely back from the theories/strategies I was running - from Dean. If Dean's a wolf, especially the Alpha, he's gotten away scot-free.

Alu has a legitimate out for having to prove his role.

It's all in shambles. 😭
It's wild too, since with the illusionist trickery, we may be down multiple wolves, or the fool, or even the actual illusionist or none of the above. About the only thing we know for sure is the Alpha is still going strong

So who knows what the fuck is what
 

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I ... Raine I don't even know what the fuck to do. No way I'm back alive and they think I'm not the illusionist.

If Jawneh shoots Kelly and my evil read is wrong..

And the wolves kill..

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Raine

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@Raine
I don't even know what the fuck to do with this lmao
Welcome to the club!

Thankfully I'm not living through the night so I don't have to worry about it. Have fun pumpkin! 😗

It's wild too, since with the illusionist trickery, we may be down multiple wolves, or the fool, or even the actual illusionist or none of the above. About the only thing we know for sure is the Alpha is still going strong

So who knows what the fuck is what
When I told @Zell 17 to get his popcorn ready... in the end, even I wasn't prepared.

Whatever "Chaos" game people wanted, it can't compare to this shit. :rofl

If the Wolf Shaman ACTUALLY IS ALIVE then my evil read on Kelly on Night 2 might be wrong.
I'm thinking it is, yes.

Kelly has been... off, these last couple of days. But I don't think that's because he's a wolf, I think he's legitimately confused and grasping at straws with whatever (read: basically fuck all) his role is providing.

And Jawneh's blowing his head off as we speak. :facepalm
 
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Okay.. so.
9 people.
1 gets killed tonight by the wolves.
Kelly (hopefully wolf) gets killed by Jawneh.
7 people
2 wolves (1 is an alpha)
1 Illusionist with 1 person tagged
4 townies

... 4 townie kills needed.

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If Dean has offered that up as something he swears by but has lied he should be a criminal mastermind. Especially given the posts about her recent diagnosis etc. It makes me take it on face value.
That alone makes me believe that was unwarranted to use in the game. Even he admitted it. People complain about bringing real life into the game and then bring real life into the game.
 

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RAINE ARE YOU THROWING ME BACK IN WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT WANT TO KILL ME IN AN UNWINNABLE GAME UNLESS THE ILLUSIONIST HELPS...

AND

IF YOU DIE THEY HAVE TO BELIEVE ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE DEAD THREAD

ME

Is this the climax to all the foreplay!?

How GIF
 

Raine

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But yes, if this game doesn't earn me Top 3 status and a couple of early deaths I might take that personally and try to step it up, somehow.

...After a nice, long break. Jesus fuck is this exhausting. :chuckle
 
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