VTS Mafia VTS Mafia Night 3/Day 3

[Cole]

It was dick tracy you schmuck

I forgot which one it was, either way. even worse.

 

[A Punched Face]

Me and Cole last night.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[Zell 17]

Hey @Alu would still love to hear your top suspicious people

 

[Cole]

Me and Cole last night.

I still cant believe you can touch your toes with straight legs.

still confused on why you showed me.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[shortkut]

why does everyone keep asking me to give the same name?

you and shortkut lead my list at the moment.

At least I have company

He leads my list

 

[A Punched Face]

I still cant believe you can touch your toes with straight legs.

still confused on why you showed me.

 

[Zell 17]

someone told me in relation to this game, TD was hunting Zebras when he should've been looking for horses.

seems like a lot of people could use thst advice.

Hey guys this is Coles subtle way of telling you not to vote me.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[A Punched Face]

I never blew out my knees and have always been able to touch my toes

 

[VashTheStampede]

What he didn't mention is that he's an amputee

 

[A Punched Face]

What he didn't mention is that he's an amputee

I had my toes surgically attached to my fingers. Really easy to touch.

 

[VashTheStampede]

That might be worse to me than the nipple

 

[Zell 17]

The reason I ask Alu and Cole who their top suspects are is because the vigilante needs to make a successful kill tonight or it’s game over. And we probably need to get an evil on the stand too but it’s not a tragedy if I get misvoted. I’d prefer to defend myself on the stand than get whacked by the vigilante. So who should the vigi target tonight? Cole I’m guessing would say shortkut since I’m likely on stand.

Alu? Who do you want the vigilante to kill?

 

[Cole]

so Alu.

you're not really the "defeatist" type.

are you going to present any kind of defense?

 

[Jawneh]

So the whole jury thing today has kind of taken over the day, but umm... Is there anyone else beyond Zell that we'd potentially want on the hot seat for tomorrow? I'm not super sold on anyone who's been more vocal and there's too many quieter people to try to gleam anything personally.

 

[Local Hero]

So the whole jury thing today has kind of taken over the day, but umm... Is there anyone else beyond Zell that we'd potentially want on the hot seat for tomorrow? I'm not super sold on anyone who's been more vocal and there's too many quieter people to try to gleam anything personally.

Zell, Shortkut, Benzine, fire Queen, to name some

 

[Cole]

So the whole jury thing today has kind of taken over the day, but umm... Is there anyone else beyond Zell that we'd potentially want on the hot seat for tomorrow? I'm not super sold on anyone who's been more vocal and there's too many quieter people to try to gleam anything personally.

shortkut or zell are where I would ultimately land for today. should I survive the day (and night), I have some ideas of for future convictions. but we'll have to see where my next investigation lands.

SPEAKING OF WHICH

Alu, who do you plan to check tonight, should you survive your trial?

 

[Zell 17]

Yeah honestly if Fire Queen and Joseph Snapple were mafia the entire town would likely burn as we all kill each other before they even got implicated

 

[VashTheStampede]

so Alu.

you're not really the "defeatist" type.

are you going to present any kind of defense?

He fuckin gave you the recipe man

 

[Cole]

He fuckin gave you the recipe man

I don't like banana bread. didnt I mention that part?

 

[A Punched Face]

That might be worse to me than the nipple

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How do you think I knead the gluten free bread?

That's right, with my nipple. Why the hell would I put toes in there?

 

[Zell 17]

Zell, Shortkut, Benzine, fire Queen, to name some

Hey Local why do YOU personally find me suspicious. I’d like to hear your own homework here.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I don't like banana bread. didnt I mention that part?

It's so you can make it for other people you selfish fuck

 

[Local Hero]

Hey Local why do YOU personally find me suspicious. I’d like to hear your own homework here.

I copied Cole's work. I have nothing lol

 

[VashTheStampede]

How do you think I knead the gluten free bread?

That's right, with my nipple. Why the hell would I put toes in there?

 

[Local Hero]

I copied Cole's work. I have nothing lol

Not to imply his thoughts or speak for him. I just see your name come up a lot

 

[A Punched Face]

Who would I investigate? Probably the Snapple man.

But I'd probably also change my mind before then.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[A Punched Face]

Snapple has yet to give us a single fun fact and that's sus AF.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Damn these electric sex pants

 

[Cole]

I too would like to hear from Joseph 7up

 

[Local Hero]

@Alu Capone , before I go to bed, please tell me, did you gumshoe lawyer or judge.

Love, your friend

 

[Zell 17]

I copied Cole's work. I have nothing lol

You say you are copying Cole’s work but Cole hasn’t voted me.

If Cole votes someone else are you going to change your vote?

 

[Zell 17]

I copied Cole's work. I have nothing lol

To further expound, you say you have “nothing” but you are the first person to vote me aside from shortkut who has been very consistent re: me and at least made his thoughts known however wrong they might be.

I just want to know what YOU think.

 

[Local Hero]

To further expound, you say you have “nothing” but you are the first person to vote me aside from shortkut who has been very consistent re: me and at least made his thoughts known however wrong they might be.

I just want to know what YOU think.

I agree, I don't really have anything on anyone.

The one thing I'm thinking right now is who the gumshoe is. Alu, who is not giving a lot of into, or Cole, who has given a lot of info.

This is number one for figuring out next steps.

 

[Zell 17]

I mean don’t you think it’s pretty important to nail down who the next person is going to be on stand? And we aren’t going to get a true outcome re: Cole vs Alu until the end of this phase at the LEAST (shenanigans could still be in play).

 

[Cole]

I mean don’t you think it’s pretty important to nail down who the next person is going to be on stand? And we aren’t going to get a true outcome re: Cole vs Alu until the end of this phase at the LEAST (shenanigans could still be in play).

I mean that's not necessarily true.

we have a Gumshoe, we have a vigilante.

three roles left, two of which can end one of the two trials right now.

we definitely have one, if not both. they could save or kill one of us any time they wish. in fact, if we have a judge and he executes one of us, it solves both trials tbh.

 

[Zell 17]

I mean that's not necessarily true.

we have a Gumshoe, we have a vigilante.

three roles left, two of which can end one of the two trials right now.

we definitely have one, if not both. they could save or kill one of us any time they wish. in fact, if we have a judge and he executes one of us, it solves both trials tbh.

We might get a resolution today, but it’s not guaranteed. What I mean is we shouldn’t wait around on thinking about who to put on stand until Cole vs Alu is resolved, because there is a chance it will not be.

 

[Cole]

in fact. even if the judge doesn't have a firm opinion on either Alu or myself.

this is a 50/50 shot to end both these trials and solve a mystery and guarantee an evil person dead.

the judge should take the shot, civilian aggression. we should be using it.

 

[Zell 17]

I’m not opposed but…that does seem like something we may want to hang on to a bit. Like maybe do it today after you’ve seen how the juries vote. More information that way. We can still talk about who to put on stand but Alu doesn’t seem to really care who gets voted next

 

[Local Hero]

Before any shenanigans happen between now and the time I wake up:

@VashTheStampede, I judge that @Alu shall die by electric chair. May god have mercy on his soul.

 

[Benzine]

not guilty for my jury service

kill alu

see ya later

 

[Cole]

Before any shenanigans happen between now and the time I wake up:

@VashTheStampede, I judge that @Alu shall die by electric chair. May god have mercy on his soul.

fucking FINALLY someone rolls the dice.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Local Hero]

(ooc: love you @Alu Capone, enjoy the banana bread, ya filthy animal)

 

[Tubby23]

 

[Tubby23]

So when Alu as confirmed as Consigliere and therefore Cole is confirmed as Gumshoe (unless he somehow really is omniscient or incredibly lucky - not happening) who are we taking to trial before the Honourable Judge @Local Hero tomorrow?