Verdict Toilet paper: which direction is correct

[Ants!]

Overhand or underhand?

I have my opinions, but I'll keep them out of the first post. @Crazy Jamie can be first choice of Judge if he wishes to take the case. If not then as second choice I forcibly nominate @VashTheStampede against his will for no other reason than because I feel like it.

My recommendation is the judge selects from two volunteers to be the attorney for either side, then those attorneys do jury selection against those peoples will.

 

[Smacktard]

Three out of five jurors have spoken. Rather than risk a hung (lol) jury, we'll just rule Overhand and the case is closed.

Mistrial!

 

[Ants!]

Mistrial!

There's an appeal process, but you won't like what you have to do to get it...

 

[Ben]

Mine has air dry.

Bougie fuck.

Mr Fancy Pants

No, the pants are removed prior to the anus-spritzing.

 

[Smacktard]

There's an appeal process, but you won't like what you have to do to get it...

I'm starting to question the legitimacy of this court

 

[Mark]

I'm starting to question the legitimacy of this court

Only just now? Only just the court? You should be questioning everything at this place.

 

[Jon]

How dare I not make it as a juror or lawyer!

This trial was a farce!

But I agree with the verdict, so...

 

[Jawneh]

This trial was a farce!

I thought it was an arse.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I thought it was an arse.

The trial farce of preventing arse trail

 

[Jawneh]

Reacting "Rimshot" on an arse comment is also something.

 

[Nae'blis]

Oh wait... RimSHOT.

 

[Quagmire]

Oh wait... RimSHOT.

Giving or receiving?

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Smacktard]

I'd like to reopen this case for appeal.

Exhibit A:


Lego, and by extension, the entirety of the country of Denmark, are in agreement that underhand is the best tp roll placement.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Are those windows in that bathroom?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'd be more concerned with the land mines someone placed on the bathroom floor.

 

[Smacktard]

Are those windows in that bathroom?

>he doesn't enjoy waving to his next door neighbor while they're both peeing

 

[Ben]

I'd like to reopen this case for appeal.

Exhibit A:
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Lego, and by extension, the entirety of the country of Denmark, are in agreement that underhand is the best tp roll placement.

This isn't very applicable as there's no toilet in there. Also this is technically mounted perpendicular to the wall, not parallel in either orientation.

Don't you try to befuddle me with Legos, sir.

 

[Smacktard]

This isn't very applicable as there's no toilet in there. Also this is technically mounted perpendicular to the wall, not parallel in either orientation.

Don't you try to befuddle me with Legos, sir.

Like 1950s sitcoms, the toilet is off-screen

 

[Nae'blis]

by extension, the entirety of the country of Denmark, are in agreement that underhand is the best tp roll placement.

As a neighbouring countryman, I wouldn't accept the opinion of a Danish person as evidence in a trial.

 

[dimmerwit]

Legos

 

[Jon]

I'd like to reopen this case for appeal.

Denied. The court refuses to take up the appeal. Decision stands.

 

[Ben]

I was using the Spanish word for 'ignorant'.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[shortkut]

I'd like to reopen this case for appeal.

Exhibit A:
View attachment 27018

Lego, and by extension, the entirety of the country of Denmark, are in agreement that underhand is the best tp roll placement.

I see no toilet in that image, only a sink. I posit that is a roll of paper towels and not a roll of toilet paper. Ergo, not relevant to this case

 

[Smacktard]

I see no toilet in that image, only a sink. I posit that is a roll of paper towels and not a roll of toilet paper. Ergo, not relevant to this case

So you're saying the room in that picture looks like a kitchen to you? Or that other rooms commonly house paper towels/toilet paper?

 

[shortkut]

So you're saying the room in that picture looks like a kitchen to you? Or that other rooms commonly house paper towels/toilet paper?

Could simply be a washroom. Why do you need toilet paper with no toilet?

 

[Smacktard]

Could simply be a washroom. Why do you need toilet paper with no toilet?

Why would you have paper towels in a washroom rather than a towel? And if you did, why would you keep them below waist level?

 

[Jon]

Why would you have paper towels in a washroom rather than a towel? And if you did, why would you keep them below waist level?

Not all of us are rich and fancy to let guests use good linens!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I tried to replace paper towels/napkins with reusable towels for usage when eating, but paper towels are far too convenient.

 

[shortkut]

Why would you have paper towels in a washroom rather than a towel? And if you did, why would you keep them below waist level?

From the image you provided, there is minimal wall space as most of the long wall is windows. Could this not be a washroom a room where you do not want linens in case they get greasy? Also, who stated this is a home washroom? This could be a public washroom

 

[Jawneh]

I'd like to reopen this case for appeal.

Exhibit A:
View attachment 27018

Lego, and by extension, the entirety of the country of Denmark, are in agreement that underhand is the best tp roll placement.

I see no toilet.

The Danish must shit in the sink.

 

[Ben]

I'd like to reopen this case for appeal.

Exhibit A:
View attachment 27018

Lego, and by extension, the entirety of the country of Denmark, are in agreement that underhand is the best tp roll placement.

Consensus is that LEGO did this to show the detail rather than because it's correct.

 

[Jon]

Whomp whomp...

Appeal has already been denied. Moving on.

 

[Smacktard]

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Consensus is that LEGO did this to show the detail rather than because it's correct.

Why would they intentionally piece together and show something that is incorrect?

I am now team underhand.

 

[Ben]

Why would they intentionally piece together and show something that is incorrect?

I am now team underhand.

Why would they make a toilet without a seat?

Lego care more about you seeing detail in sets than it being convenient for LEGOmen to wipe their asses. The answer is "some pedantic Dane thought it looked too much like a bathroom Notepad when oriented correctly."

 

[Smacktard]

Why would they make a toilet without a seat?

It's a magical toilet, it doesn't need a seat. For that matter, why do they even need TP? Surely there's a magic spell that removes poop from your butt-lips better than any TP or bidet.

Lego care more about you seeing detail in sets than it being convenient for LEGOmen to wipe their asses.

Those details should reflect reality, otherwise it would look strange and out of place -- unrecognizably so.

The answer is "some pedantic Dane thought it looked too much like a bathroom Notepad when oriented correctly."

Don't try to gaslight me into thinking bathroom notepads are real things.

 

[Ben]

It's a magical toilet, it doesn't need a seat. For that matter, why do they even need TP? Surely there's a magic spell that removes poop from your butt-lips better than any TP or bidet.

1. Potentially that this is some "hidden train platform" situation where the actual toilet bowl is accessed by walking through the wall, thus making the paper orientation correct. The circular bowl we can see is a decorative Koi pond.
2. "Butt lips" sounds like lady-talk. Give me a spell to cleanse my ball chin.

Those details should reflect reality, otherwise it would look strange and out of place -- unrecognizably so.

This is arguing against your first point, as if this is true then the toilet should have a seat. It's unrecognizable otherwise.

Don't try to gaslight me into thinking bathroom notepads are real things.

What is wiping your butt, if not committing memories of past meals onto paper? You're blogging.

 

[Mark]

I'd like to reopen this case for appeal.

Exhibit A:
View attachment 27018

Lego, and by extension, the entirety of the country of Denmark, are in agreement that underhand is the best tp roll placement.