Verdict Toilet paper: which direction is correct

[Ants!]

Overhand or underhand?

I have my opinions, but I'll keep them out of the first post. @Crazy Jamie can be first choice of Judge if he wishes to take the case. If not then as second choice I forcibly nominate @VashTheStampede against his will for no other reason than because I feel like it.

My recommendation is the judge selects from two volunteers to be the attorney for either side, then those attorneys do jury selection against those peoples will.

 

[Smacktard]

Three out of five jurors have spoken. Rather than risk a hung (lol) jury, we'll just rule Overhand and the case is closed.

Mistrial!

 

[Ants!]

Mistrial!

There's an appeal process, but you won't like what you have to do to get it...

 

[Ben]

Mine has air dry.

Bougie fuck.

Mr Fancy Pants

No, the pants are removed prior to the anus-spritzing.

 

[Smacktard]

There's an appeal process, but you won't like what you have to do to get it...

I'm starting to question the legitimacy of this court

 

[Mark]

I'm starting to question the legitimacy of this court

Only just now? Only just the court? You should be questioning everything at this place.

 

[Jon]

How dare I not make it as a juror or lawyer!

This trial was a farce!

But I agree with the verdict, so...

 

[Jawneh]

This trial was a farce!

I thought it was an arse.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I thought it was an arse.

The trial farce of preventing arse trail

 

[Jawneh]

Reacting "Rimshot" on an arse comment is also something.

 

[Nae'blis]

Oh wait... RimSHOT.

 

[Quagmire]

Oh wait... RimSHOT.

Giving or receiving?

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]