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Sounds about right, and completely agreed on the annoying and serves no purpose thing. This is a good list:For me a lot of game designers make wild misses on trophies and unlockables. When it's straight up annoying with no in game reward? Bullshit. It also should not be doing the same thing over and over. I also hate online only ones.
Hear Johnny's bowel noises in two locations
...I can rag on Square, and specifically Final Fantasy, all fucking day. Enter FF14's Palace of the Dead - a kinda-sorta rogue-like mode inside a tab-target, 2.5 global cooldown MMORPG with dubious server refresh rate and spotty connection issues. Climb 200 floors of this solo, without dying or disconnecting once, with the added caveat that most jobs do not have the ability to do this legitimately without exploiting because the content released as a 4-person challenge mode and the solo in-game achievement was added in after the fact with zero testing and it being entirely possible that it was never truly attainable. A single job was the only one viable for it for the longest time, and only with immense amounts of luck and a decent amount of skill.I'd rather grinding an actual gameplay than the shit Square pulls.
Yeah, PSNProfiles and PlayStationTrophies both came to mind. The lack of session functionality really hurts; doing things on a nebulous honor system is usually awful unless there's a massive glut of people to draw from.There's also PSNProfiles but I find that almost every single boosting session says that the date/time is just a placeholder. I find that doesn't work because (1) you don't even know what timezone the people that you are signing up to play with are in, and (2) without a definitive time/date, things tend to fizzle and not happen. If people stuck to the date/time, it would work a lot better.
Shh, I wasn't going to tell him that that minigame is 100% just one of the old modes from Theatrhythm....i thought the pullups were fun and i got the trophy super easily but also i have rhythm game brain so i'm biased
Underrated punOriginal game had tons of fun(ny) easter eggs, let's turn those into trophies in addition to some bog standard stuff.
Woo, congrats! I feel like if I wait until the weekend to update this you're somehow going to be ahead of Spiner at this rate.Speaking of.. finally.
That gives me #48 & #49 I guess cause of the weird way they did Remake trophies.
Next will be either XV or VIII...
This sucked to do. My hands were cramped, but thankfully only took me a few tries.View attachment 4258
Speaking of.. finally.
That gives me #48 & #49 I guess cause of the weird way they did Remake trophies.
Next will be either XV or VIII...
I've never done the jump rope. It was the worst.Only a few tries!?
I think all attempts considered it was probably like a year.. yeah.. pain.
Lightning dodge is brutal. Scared to ever try jump rope.
Fair enough. And it happens with that game. Once it fades and gets faster it's tough. But once it's at it's peak, it's easier to be in rhythm. I think I got either 49 or 51 (once was my squats number the other pull ups). I was happy it didn't take me forever to platinum that game. I hope part 2 doesn't have a challenge like that tied to achievements though.I'm just terrible at rhyhym games and I know it. So often I'd just get twitchy fingers and hit something too fast.
I will be preordering it soon. I know I'm getting it. And I know I'm going to abuse it till I 100% it.Likewise.. although I'll be waiting for Part 2 on the catalog before I consider it.
Speaking of things.
#50: Final Fantasy XV (Plat not 100%).
If you make use of the exploit, at least everything is entirely in your control with dodging lightning. Can just sit under the tower and only run towards the crater when you're fully rested and zoned in. Actually counting to 200 should be the worst of it!This sucked to do. My hands were cramped, but thankfully only took me a few tries.
Lightning dodging though.....
Ostensibly Rebirth will have some or all of the Gold Saucer on top of being at least partially Open World? So good luck not having an assortment of really awful trophies included.I was happy it didn't take me forever to platinum that game. I hope part 2 doesn't have a challenge like that tied to achievements though.
I only play FF10 on PC now. So I just script the fuck outta that.If you make use of the exploit, at least everything is entirely in your control with dodging lightning. Can just sit under the tower and only run towards the crater when you're fully rested and zoned in. Actually counting to 200 should be the worst of it!
Pfft, I automate all kinds of crafting shit in XIV. Ain't nobody got time for some of this nonsense.Sorry, Raine, I did that twice legitimately! Once on the original PS2 version. I've put in the hard work!
Story of my life! I'm either an extraordinarily slow reader, I procrastinate/get distracted too much, or they have they energy of a cracked-out toddler. ...Maybe all three.Guides say it should take 80 hours but I'm at like 115. lol
Just circling back to this to note that I reached level 50 online today. There are only single-player trophies left for RDR2. I'm largely just posting to document this for myself, so that I can see how long it takes to knock out the remaining trophies. I will guess end of JanuaryNice. I will definitely check that out. I'd definitely prefer a mindless grind over one where I follow a map.
I must say that RDR2 is proving to be quite intimidating. I'm working on the 100% trophy right now and some of the challenges are an absolute slog. There's a challenge for picking every flower in the game, but these challenges are sequential across 10 categories, meaning that you can't earn any progress for them until you reach that particular challenge in a category. I'd probably have had more than half of these collected prior to hitting this challenge if it would let me earn progress towards it earlier.
I'm not worried at all about giving up here - I'm worried that after I hit 100%, I won't want to study/skin every animal, then after that get 70 gold medals in missions, then after that, replay most of the story for the missable trophies that I missed on my first play through
At least I have the online parts done.
I've decided to tackle GTA4 and GTA5 in the new year. It's gonna be a hell of an ordeal. The online grinding stuff is always the worst. GTA4 supposedly doesn't take that long but 5 clocks in at around 200 hours.Quick update to this: I got 100% this morning, and managed to study/skin all animals. I'm down to a handful of trophies - several easy ones that I had missed in the campaign (and are tedious because I need to get back to that point in the story, but the trophies themselves are easy) and the one for getting gold in 70 challenges.
Originally, I thought I'd do the gold challenges first and the missables later, but now that I'm here, I decided to do the opposite. For one thing, the missable trophies require me to get to Chapter 6 anyways (there are 6 chapters + 2 epilogues). While there are numerous easy missions in the epilogues, my logic is that I only had 7 gold medals on my 100% save file, so if I do the golds first, I'm basically committing to two playthroughs, whereas this way, I might be able to rack up 10-20 golds the first time around and minimize how much I need to replay.
Also, I wouldn't mind actually playing through the story again, and I know if I do the golds first, I'll be so burnt out by the time I get to the next play through that I won't want to listen to the story.
The only other thing I'll say about this game is that if I didn't have the last week off of work, I have no idea how I would have gotten this far. I've been grinding really hard for a couple weeks now. I think I'll hit my goal of having this plat by the end of January.
That sounds brutal. I never made a concerted effort on GTA4, but looking at the trophies I had left, there were some difficult multiplayer ones. I imagine they're possible with boosting?I've decided to tackle GTA4 and GTA5 in the new year. It's gonna be a hell of an ordeal. The online grinding stuff is always the worst. GTA4 supposedly doesn't take that long but 5 clocks in at around 200 hours.
Unsure on exact timeframe, but I (not-so-temporarily) noped out of GTA4 pretty quickly. The races look to be pretty obnoxious, and there's apparently a... not glitch, but perhaps hidden "feature," wherein everyone has to finish within a certain timeframe for the race to count. Or something like that. Basically, ripe for trolling/abuse and functionally impractical to multibox or whatever.GTA4 supposedly doesn't take that long but 5 clocks in at around 200 hours.
Learned the wrong lessons from Atlus/Megami Tensei then, it sounds like. Although MegaTen does offer a couple of options for contending with that, ranging from single-use items to getting immunity through spells/resistances. So I wonder if there's something squirreled away in a sidequest or something?LAD is one of those games where if your main character dies, it's game over. The final boss has an instakill attack that can kill the main character if they're the 1 of 3 party members that gets targeted and it's game over.
That doesn't sound good! Hopefully everything goes smoothly and you recover quicker than anticipated.Also, I see no situation where RDR2 is done by the end of January, which is a shame, as I have a procedure being done at the beginning of February that will probably knock me out of commission for a couple of weeks.
I think a lot of people tend to boost these trophies. I have no problem boosting trophies that are extremely obnoxious/unfair to get.Unsure on exact timeframe, but I (not-so-temporarily) noped out of GTA4 pretty quickly. The races look to be pretty obnoxious, and there's apparently a... not glitch, but perhaps hidden "feature," wherein everyone has to finish within a certain timeframe for the race to count. Or something like that. Basically, ripe for trolling/abuse and functionally impractical to multibox or whatever.
Oh yeah, for sure - I was already coming at it from the perspective of a dedicated friend group or random boosters. Like the one achievement is doing 3 co-op missions reasonably quickly (time attack, essentially), which is something I thought would be a pain because your average achievement booster is... uhhh... very not good at video games. I had such a ridiculously bad time getting some co-op Halo and Gears shit done back in the day.I think a lot of people tend to boost these trophies. I have no problem boosting trophies that are extremely obnoxious/unfair to get.
Now, you also have to win EVERY RACE in EVERY RACE TYPE in both Race AND GTA Race. There are a total of 54 races, bring the grand total amount of races you need to win to 108.
Ohh, I was unaware of this! Will have to make sure I pick these up before the marketplace goes down, for whenever I stop being a wuss.There is a glitch in the first chapter that allows you to duplicate items and makes the game a lot easier, and there's some DLC equipment you can pick up to make this mode easier, still.
I never even knew this existed. Woah.TMNT Re-Shelled
This is precisely why I'm trying to play all of the old PS3 games I have before moving on to more modern titles. The worst was Arkham Origins. There are online trophies but the online officially shut down years ago. One of the trophies requires you to be online in a match with 7 other cooperating people. Curiously, online still works -- you just have to spend like 45 minutes watching an error message before it pushes you into a lobby (hopefully)Will have to make sure I pick these up before the marketplace goes down
Derp, I just had an idea: why don't we slowly hammer away at these GTA4 multi trophies together? One or two or however many hours we'd be willing to put in each weekend or something?And it was about that time my eyes glazed over and I said "I'll deal with this shit later" and later has still yet to arrive.
Build a robot that taps with perfect input:Anyone wanna teach me how to boost the jump rope trophy in FFIX?
That'd be great.
It got delisted relatively quickly, and reception was... mixed, at best. So probably very easy to overlook, yeah.I never even knew this existed. Woah.
That's so weird. It's like all these Ubisoft servers that get shut down dates, but then don't actually shut down for another ~3 weeks. And then just randomly come back online months later for no reason, before disappearing again?!Curiously, online still works -- you just have to spend like 45 minutes watching an error message before it pushes you into a lobby (hopefully)
Absolutely! Games that lock harder difficulties until you finish the game (at least) once on a lower difficulty are truly the worst though, and I'm already dreading giving FF16 a whirl because of it. I can maybe understand it for Devil May Cry because, y'know, even normal difficulty is pretty damn brutal. And the games are ~10 hours long and all about replaying stages for good ranks anyway. But (Action-)RPGs? Nah.I hate when games have trophies tied to NG+. Feels like a cheap way to try to encourage completionists to play again.
Unfortunately I don't think we have GTA4 for PlayStation! But, I'm in the process of cataloguing games and streamlining the collection and am more than happy to help out with whatever we have in common.Derp, I just had an idea: why don't we slowly hammer away at these GTA4 multi trophies together? One or two or however many hours we'd be willing to put in each weekend or something?
Yeah, I saw a few screenshots and it's a bit... underbaked. Interesting to know that it's so faithful to the original though!I didn't hate it, and it retained enough of the spirit of Turtles in Time that it was still kind of fun. And, more importantly, faithful enough that I could complete that specific achievement challenge in 1 real attempt. But just playing the demo or watching a Let's Play or something, you can see that the game needed more time in the oven. Can't remotely compare to the original sprite-based gameplay, which thankfully we have easy access to now.
I thought you had a collection of like every PS3 game ever Damn, plat'ing GTA4 is gonna be a bitch.Unfortunately I don't think we have GTA4 for PlayStation! But, I'm in the process of cataloguing games and streamlining the collection and am more than happy to help out with whatever we have in common.
Or picking things up a little later down the road!
Nooo, we're the Xbox fangirls!I thought you had a collection of like every PS3 game ever
I'll get back to you on this one after my next visit to the garage! We definitely have DS1 (and DS2?), unsure about DS3.Alright, how about Dead Space 3 co-op (when I get around to it)?
Abso-frickin'-lutely. I'm okay doing a quick "missables checklist" Google search before starting a game since I'm always mucking with spreadsheets and lists anyway, but... yeah. Ideally games just have an organic list and a Chapter/Stage Select. There isn't really a good argument for not letting players jump around and re-experience their favorite parts, I don't think. So not sure why so many games don't offer that, achievements-oriented or otherwise.To find out after the fact how much more is needed for platinum? Or how much time? How much obscurity?
I clearly have a type when you look at where I've put my time. I've gradually gotten better at it but sometimes I just want that damn platinum trophy.
The game you want to pick is Huntdown. You're welcome.And now I'm likely going to be in another long platinum lull, especially cause I can't even pick a game.
I know you don't really buy games much, but this is honestly one of the best games I've ever played.
Awesome, let me know what you think. IMO it's a perfect game.I'll give it a try, you've got a good feel on what I like and it's only $4. Thanks Kelly.
On today's episode of "Do they have any clue what they own?" it turns out that we don't have any of the Dead Space games on PS3.Alright, how about Dead Space 3 co-op (when I get around to it)?
Oof, that's solidly JRPG levels of runtime right there!After 222 hours, I am a Legend of the West. Red Dead Redemption 2 can be added to my platinum list
The trophy guide I followed estimated 200 hours, and another website I use said 150-200 hours. If I didn't duplicate some work, I think I'd be in the 190 hours range, but I think someone who is better/more efficient at the game could do it in around 170 hours or so.Oof, that's solidly JRPG levels of runtime right there!
Yeah I can't imagine ever approaching a game with such laborious attention to detail on animations and world building with an achievement-first mindset.But I think most people would agree that, given the reputation of the game, you have to do a standalone play through first without any guides to really appreciate the game.
The nice thing is that my initial play through was in 2020, so while some plot points remained in my head, a lot of the detail felt new.Sure, might suck to have to tack on an additional playthrough or something. But missing out on the first-time experience is a greater loss. Unfortunately I don't have any particular nostalgia for what they're putting down, so for this one I was content to just watch from the sidelines.
It's like an homage, but it improves on them in every way IMO. Killer soundtrack, excellent atmosphere, challenging but fair gameplay. It's just such a good video game in an age of video spectacles IMOI played it for 40 minutes (so far), I like it as a homage to old school games to pick up and play for a little here or there as a change of pace.
Kinda reminds me of My Friend Pedro.