VTS Mafia The Morgue (Game 1)

[TD]

just to be clear, my last act was to turn the bad cop.

Just out of curiosity - is it someone you would've checked without the PMing stuff?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I mean that wasn't really my doing. it's who they landed on.

It also doesn't change that my assumption was you were in contact with them being proven correct.

 

[Cole]

Just out of curiosity - is it someone you would've checked without the PMing stuff?

without ANY PMing, I don't know who I would've checked. I would've re read the day and then instinctuslly picked just like I did for Alu night 1.

 

[Cole]

It also doesn't change that my assumption was you were in contact with them being proven correct.

one of Zells concerns about talking outside the game is one "good player" hand holding everyone else and basically playing as God.

I actively avoided doing that.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

one of Zells concerns about talking outside the game is one "good player" hand holding everyone else and basically playing as God.

I actively avoided doing that.

I know you did overall, but you were still in contact with them. I'm not saying it was bad, just that my assumption was you were in contact and said you'd make them a good cop and that was what happened.

 

[shortkut]

I know you did overall, but you were still in contact with them. I'm not saying it was bad, just that my assumption was you were in contact and said you'd make them a good cop and that was what happened.

My understanding is the conversations with the bad cop began independent of me talking with Cole

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

My understanding is the conversations with the bad cop began independent of me talking with Cole

Again. I'm not saying otherwise.

I even said earlier that it would have made sense for the dirty cop to reach out to Cole to try and initiate it since winning with the town is easier than alone.

 

[Cole]

My understanding is the conversations with the bad cop began independent of me talking with Cole

it was after we talked, but unrelated. I just wanted to stay alive

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

My biggest complaint about how the game has been run is that I didn't get a fun story in the post where I died.

 

[shortkut]

My biggest complaint about how the game has been run is that I didn't get a fun story in the post where I died.

I agree. @VashTheStampede you need to rectify this mistake for the sanctity of your game

 

[VashTheStampede]

Fuckin judge

 

[shortkut]

Fuckin judge

He could have a mysterious heart attack over his guilt for sending poor Alu to his electrifying death

 

[TD]

Well the judge has gotta die.
Willing it into existence with a hilarious story to boot.

 

[TD]

So is it mob lawyer or button man left?
Or do I gotta wait on the edge of my seat lol

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Every person: paragraphs of prose devoted to a thoughtful backstory and the events leading to their demise.

Alu: this dude's fucken dead.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Tubby is now the master of questioning timelines.

 

[shortkut]

Every person: paragraphs of prose devoted to a thoughtful backstory and the events leading to their demise.

Alu: this dude's fucken dead.

He wrote a story and then when he reread it, thought, “this sucks”

 

[shortkut]

Tubby is now the master of questioning timelines.

 

[TD]

Tubby is now the master of questioning timelines.

This is one of the best things I've seen this game - especially since in his last game he got lynched for getting a timeline wrong.

How the turn tables.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Tubby has been promoted to assistant to the game manager

 

[shortkut]

@VashTheStampede i demand to be reincarnated as the angel of vengeance to smite these heathens for their heretical beliefs

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Night 0: the pizza roller picks a random number to send pizza to a player. If that player is @shortkut it will be a pineapple pizza and he will be poisoned to death.

 

[VashTheStampede]

My daughter just proclaimed that pineapple does not belong on pizza even though she's never tried it.

Pizza propaganda.

Pizzaganda.

 

[shortkut]

My daughter just proclaimed that pineapple does not belong on pizza even though she's never tried it.

Pizza propaganda.

Pizzaganda.

Your daughter is clearly a genius and possibly even a prophet of the lord

 

[shortkut]

Night 0: the pizza roller picks a random number to send pizza to a player. If that player is @shortkut it will be a pineapple pizza and he will be poisoned to death.

I would deserve it after this game

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

Not pineapple again.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

New rule for every game moving forward:

shortkut and ants get to pick numbers before it starts, if one picks the other, that person dies. If they pick eachother the game ends with them as winners.

 

[TD]

We're all doomed.

 

[TD]

Also Vash said it's not a dumpster fire in here and I needed to fix that.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I tell you what was fire: my gabaghoul joke

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

We're anti dumpster fire in here. Pro dumpsters.

 

[shortkut]

Boooo give me dumpster fire or give me death

You heard the man, kill him vash

 

[TD]

If Zell dies at the hands of the mafia it's gotta have a burning dumpster in the write up.

 

[TD]

Hopefully the mob and vigilante target different people.

 

[TD]

Vash I fucking love you.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Welcome to the party @Local Hero and @Benzine

 

[TD]

Oh hey guys.

 

[Local Hero]

Let the record show I asked Canadaguy to change his target from Jawneh to Benzine. I've got innocent blood on my hands

 

[TD]

Oh don't worry, far from the first civilian he shot.
lol

 

[Local Hero]

Bahaha. And both because of what Cole said

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh don't worry, far from the first civilian he shot.
lol

Probably won't be the last

 

[TD]

Bahaha. And both because of what Cole said

Well I mean he also shot Tommy blind on Night 0 and Tommy was a civilian too.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Well I mean he also shot Tommy blind on Night 0 and Tommy was a civilian too.

No he shot Smacktard.

Tommy was a mob hit

 

[TD]

Oh I got it backwards.

Civilian point still stands lol

 

[shortkut]

Amazing write up as always, @VashTheStampede

 

[TD]

The write ups have been such a highlight of this game, for real.

 

[Local Hero]

I've been PMing Canadaguy all of yesterday and hypothesizing roles aiming it was a bottom pusher second kill. He never told me it was him. What a noob

 

[shortkut]

I hope tubby gets FQ out of jail long before the day phase is up so people stop voting tubby and instead vote FQ again. It ensures at least 1-2 more civilian deaths

 

[shortkut]

Also, why is no one going for Zell?